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Author Topic: What turns you off?  (Read 10686 times)

For me, it's extensive tattoos and enhanced tits; what is there about a WG that when you read about/see her, you think, "NO-O-O!" :scare:

Offline rpg

Trying to look sexy. A ridiculous fixed expression across all the photos turns me right off.

Offline Stiltskin

Trying to look sexy. A ridiculous fixed expression across all the photos turns me right off.

+1 on that!

Also, girls with no hips and skinny lips.

Offline smiths

For me, it's extensive tattoos and enhanced tits; what is there about a WG that when you read about/see her, you think, "NO-O-O!" :scare:

A WG irrespective of how attractive she is that is as cold as ice and has a bad attitude and/or is a liar. And bad hygiene is a massive turn-off to me.

I dont like Tattoo sleeves on women myself.

Online NIK

For me, it's extensive tattoos and enhanced tits


Me too. Both seem to be features of many  modern American porn stars.
They look like freaks.

Offline foresight

Me too. Both seem to be features of many  modern American porn stars.
They look like freaks.

All of the above plus naff, Ann Summers type lingerie/ outfits.

Offline Outcallguy

"A WG irrespective of how attractive she is that is as cold as ice and has a bad attitude and/or is a liar. And bad hygiene is a massive turn-off to me."

Same here.
If they make it obvious they don't want to touch/kiss you at all it's an instant turn off for me.
Makes it feel a bit too much like rape for my liking (not that I know what rape actually feels like!

Offline tda666

IMHO

When they have been selective with the truth regarding their weight.

I cannot bear any sort of excess flab at all. Such a turn off for me, particularly if their tits are saggy too. The few times this has happened have always been based on the WG posting old photos of herself and lying about her dress size on her profile.

Offline Lindberg

I too get turned off by a WG thats not into it. I mean £100 is a lot of money to spend only to feel like you shouldn't have bothered. I always try to book ladies who have a good attitude according to their feed back. But I must say I do like the fake tits and tattoos like the pornstars.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I too get turned off by a WG thats not into it. I mean £100 is a lot of money to spend only to feel like you shouldn't have bothered.

I know exactly what you mean, £100 is a lot of money to waste on a useless punt, I would rather lose £100 in the casino.

The problem is that some pro$$ies lose touch with the "real world" and the true value of money, the only time they come to their senses is when they decide to "retire" and realise how hard it is to earn a living by actually working.

I can "suffer" tattoos, I can't abide bad attitude.    :mad:

Offline zootie

1. Chavs
2. Not into really skinny girls but hate BBWs even more. Average size is fine with me
3. WGs that make out their doing you a favour by seeing you
4. Any WG who uses the words elite or classy
5. Profiles with lots of negative bollocks
6. WGs with crap blogs
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 10:33:53 AM by zootie »

Offline billyjo

1. can't stand when they caked in make-up.

2. Fake tits.

3. Stinky room that stinks of sweat and sex.

4. I'm not one for tattoo's either but don't mind a few small ones.

5. WG's that offer anal.  Been curious to try at times (usually after watching porn that involves anal) in the past but it's not for me.

6. I also try to avoid chavs.


Offline Jimmyredcab


4. Any WG who uses the words elite or classy


Plus the word "Courtesan".

Also ------------ when they call their fees a "Donation".  :dash:

Offline yumyum3

As smiths and jrc have said, it is all about the attitude. There are bad ones that are obvious but also those that try and disguise laziness and greed with fake cordiality and sweetness; ie being friendly but insulting the intelligence by wasting time and thinking fake charm will disguise mediocrity and excuse lame service.

forget size, that is a matter of taste, I love em large and love em small also. It is attitude. Some ladies really appear to enjoy sex and are passionate. It is indeed the cold ones who put me off. I like the human contact and the flesh to flesh contact with no boundaries. So the ones who turn their nose up at you and cringe when you touch them. You can see that at the time of greeting so still a chance to walk out before handing over the dosh.
Chav, middle class, posh or immigrant not a problem.

Agree dislikes: surgical breasts, bod pongs, excessive make-up, perfume, talc.,
also fancy underwear but can cope with it as of course they remove it or I do!
Prefer hairy down below but very rare now so no use saying I dislike shaven as I would never meet anyone.

I dislike a flat bed with no or minimal pillows.

Tattoos not a problem but built in jewels on the nose or lips are yucky and as for jewels on the nipples even more yucky as one trick I like for the larger or droopier boobs is when I can suck both nipples at once and not possible when there is hardware on the software. As for jewels on their other lips, gives one blisters or worse on the tongue. And worst of all is that any body jewels can harbour semen or snot or pus or worse.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 11:48:13 AM by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline MethodMan

Poor hygiene.

Bad attitude.

Weird piercings....I HATE tongue, pussy & nipple piercings.

100 posts on UKP.....YAY!!!!
Banning reason: Fluffy white-knight caught out harassing, stalking and outing another member for daring to criticize his favourite whore whom he is obsessed with


100 posts on UKP.....YAY!!!!

if you reply to this it will be 101!
congratulations from one who has been there done that...

Offline MethodMan

if you reply to this it will be 101!
congratulations from one who has been there done that...

102 and thank you.
Banning reason: Fluffy white-knight caught out harassing, stalking and outing another member for daring to criticize his favourite whore whom he is obsessed with

Smelly, sweaty pussies... especially when you're committed (RO). :vomit:

Offline zootie

Smelly, sweaty pussies... especially when you're committed (RO). :vomit:

Avoided those so far
Once went down on a girl only to find she had started her period  :vomit:

Avoided those so far
Once went down on a girl only to find she had started her period  :vomit:

MUCH too much information, zootie! :vomit: :vomit:

Btw; I should have included in the OP that, if a WG who works on her own mentions her husband/partner in her AW Profile or Interview, that's also an immediate turn-off for me.  I mean, we all know [assume] they have them; but, as they're selling us exclusivity for a while, then I don't want to read about the bloke they're going home to.

Offline Uglybugball

As smiths and jrc have said, it is all about the attitude. There are bad ones that are obvious but also those that try and disguise laziness and greed with fake cordiality and sweetness; ie being friendly but insulting the intelligence by wasting time and thinking fake charm will disguise mediocrity and excuse lame service.

+1

I manage to avoid these ones by doing a little research and reading their feedback.

Constantly reminding me the price of extras during the punt :hi:

When you find a hottie, ripe for fucking, and then you click on their AW profile only to be greeted by This member's profile is set to distribute content only

Offline Melb

Fake moans and groans and all over the top acting.


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