First of a couple of reviews I'll be popping up from my stint out in the wilderness. I do not recommend posting while drunk, being banned from this site is a hell of a blow to your punting.
Who:
External Link/Members OnlyWhen: Must have been in August sometime, it was hot.
Where: Quirky little hotel a stones throw from Kings X
How much: £100 for the hour
Services: FK, OWO, RO, Sex
Would I return: No
Girl in the pics: Yes, definitely
TLDR version: I was in the mood for a relatively cheap punt and plumped for Melissa after much deliberation. The pics on her profile of her in the secretary uniform really convinced me and I liked the preppy look she has. I wandered down to the address given. The numbers on this street are annoying and confusing but eventually she came out to guide me into a really odd, dingy little hotel and the smallest room I have ever punted in. Paperwork done I had a shower and attempted to dry myself with the glorified flannel I was offered. Melissa is pretty, skinny, nice augmented boobs. She's also incredibly wary. You feel like this girl has had one too many bad boyfriends or punters* (either that or she's just a prissy little thing, hard to tell) and she's constantly thinking you're going to start jamming your balls in between her tonsils and it makes her service suffer. She acts like she doesn't trust you at all and is expecting to have you push boundaries. Kissing was tentative and little robotic when it did get deep. You know the kind, tongue just swirling around aimlessly without any real feeling or rhythm. OWO was decent but again, just tentative. Any time I touched her head I felt her tense up. I popped her onto the bed to give her some RO and maybe loosen things up. She seemed to enjoy it but she said she is very sensitive and it put me off a bit having to constantly worry about pushing her buttons too hard. We moved back to OWO after this and I came on her lovely tits.
We had a chat before round two. The usual stuff about what she does outside of escorting but it did loosen her up and she started laughing at the odd joke. By the time we got to round two things were a lot better and she rode me in cowgirl pretty well for a while and I finished in the mac. The second round is what lifts this to a neutral as she just got so much more into it.
I would consider a second go with her but on the whole she just made me bemoan the fact that Busty DD Angel has moved west as she cost the same and gave a much better service.
*Read Strikar's review after posting this. Seems she claims to have been the victim of a violent punter before. Could explain a lot if it's true.
