@brazilianmartian - no, I didn't bother asking. Once I realised she didn't understand what I was asking, I walked.
@Pumps - no, I wasn't expecting the same person, I knew the pictures were fake - I thought if she looked half decent and services were what I was after, then it's good vfm. I was expecting maybe an average looking 28-35 yr old, not the monstrosity that I saw.
Yes, clock house or whatever - I take it that it's somewhere to avoid?