Contrasting profiles

[PaintingMan]

The way girls and agencies write their profiles never ceases to amaze me. Flicking through some new ones today I found some contrasting examples.

Hello ,
i am Nadine and need no introduction being one of the Norths Top Girls , I am a stunningly beautiful lady with a smile that can light the room and amazing big beautiful eyes and long shinny black hair and a tanned tonled size 8 figure. The perfect elegant companion for any occasion and well spoken , friendly , fun and high class .

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I'm not sure who allocates "top girl" status or what they base it on however 1 UKP review so far this year doesn't match in. If she's got top girl then what level are Keeva, Victoria K, Amelia Andrews or any one of a hundred other escorts?

At the other end of the scale:

Favourite Drink: Fanta
Favourite Food: Kebab

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Classy, yet I know which of the two I'd rather see based on profile alone.

[Looking4fun]

It's advertising mate get over it.
If carlsberg did .......
Audi splashed all over movies etc etc
Would you feel like booking a wg if she said "I'm crap,ugly etc"
I think not.
Read reviews on here or toftt & let us know how you get on.

[Nadine_x]

Hey, I just wanted to point out that I didn't actually write that, that was the agency. There are many 'top girls' all good in their own way, I would never claim to be the best X

[daviemac]

Hey, I just wanted to point out that I didn't actually write that, that was the agency. There are many 'top girls' all good in their own way, I would never claim to be the best X

I wouldn't worry about it L4F's reply covers it all.   

[CELICA GT]

The way girls and agencies write their profiles never ceases to amaze me. Flicking through some new ones today I found some contrasting examples.External Link/Members Only

I'm not sure who allocates "top girl" status or what they base it on however 1 UKP review so far this year doesn't match in. If she's got top girl then what level are Keeva, Victoria K, Amelia Andrews or any one of a hundred other escorts?

At the other end of the scale:http://www.pinkladiesescorts.co.uk/escorts/skyy/
Classy, yet I know which of the two I'd rather see based on profile alone.

She looks quite fit  considering she loves Fanta and Kebabs, readily available in Deckham along with other areas of the  north east and the U.K.for that matter 

[Colston36]

The way girls and agencies write their profiles never ceases to amaze me. Flicking through some new ones today I found some contrasting examples.External Link/Members Only

I'm not sure who allocates "top girl" status or what they base it on however 1 UKP review so far this year doesn't match in. If she's got top girl then what level are Keeva, Victoria K, Amelia Andrews or any one of a hundred other escorts?

At the other end of the scale:http://www.pinkladiesescorts.co.uk/escorts/skyy/
Classy, yet I know which of the two I'd rather see based on profile alone.

Nadine's agency must get a vote as the most illiterate and useless in a hotly contested field  - and no prices except for overnight.

[daviemac]

Nadine's agency must get a vote as the most illiterate and useless in a hotly contested field  - and no prices except for overnight.

Just a guess but I would think Nadine hasn't got prices on because she's not available this week, the ones showing as available on the calendar have prices on.   

Have to say though the site's not as well laid out or as easy to navigate as other more established ones.

[Mansell]

Agency is under new ownership as of a couple of weeks so might take a time to get everything sorted.