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Author Topic: Emma Stone - Cardiff (Tour)  (Read 2281 times)


16 review(s) for Emma Stone (10 positive, 1 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


You better copywrite that review of some movie screenwriter will be touting round a script for;

Carry On Punting! :)

Yeah, as I proofread it before posting, I was thinking you couldn't make it up!  It would have just been a failed punt but the forgotten watch thing turned it into a proper farce.  Grown man hiding in the bathroom, I ask you!  Just wasn't thinking straight at the time - couldn't get my head around getting thrown out!

Writing the review has actually been cathartic.  I can look back at it and laugh now  :thumbsup:

Guess he will never buy another Bounty Bar Either  :lol:

Never really liked coconut in the first place!

Offline Corus Boy

Gatchaman, you'll have more fun to come.

My best was on a visit to the old Claude Road place.

Uncle let me into the kitchen and while I stood waiting I sensed he was confused.

At that moment the back gate opened and seeing another customer coming to the backdoor he urged me to go down the passageway and hide in the toilet or bathroom, I chose the bathroom as the loo sometimes had an aroma.

So I dived into the bathroom, to be confronted by a naked man in the shower, the previous customer I'm guessing, so I back out and into the loo, leaning against the door in case the new punter needs the loo or the leaving punter needs a piss after the shower.

Now I feel really trapped and I'm measuring up the possibilities of an 'out the window' escape.

Eventually I hear the new punter leaving, I guess he didn't want to wait.  After he departs I can hear 'Uncle' telling the showerman that he can come out, and he leaves.  So now the coast is clear, I think :)

So leaving the loo, I meet a naked Chinese girl entering the shower :)

How many more people can I meet in this narrow passageway?

Before I can blink, Fei Fei, I had met her before, drags me into the shower room with her and barely gives me time to undress before the water is turned on!  Sadly there were no condoms in the shower room so we/I had to content myself with a BJ before she wants to return to the bedroom.

I'm not convinced that I'm up to the task at this point in time, especially as I can hear 'Uncle' calling out as he searches for me!

Probably my most exciting punt.

Offline MrMatrix

I have Welsh Barbie on my HL.  Hope she tours Cardiff every now and again.  Save me a trip down west.
Her friend Annabelle is also worth a punt- very nice and tall girl. Would love to see her again :hi:

Offline MrMatrix

OP I have nothing  but the utmost respect for you putting this review on. Moreover I can understand why you took a chance. I have in the past done the same as you and got my fingers burned. Due respect to you OP. :hi:

Offline HughJardon

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  Also discovered that I probably don't actually have an inner porn star to unleash.


Gmann don't beat your yourself up,  you'll get the opportunity to unleash your inner Dale Debone or your Sir Ronald of Jerimiah on another lady.
I bet it was no picnic though having her broad Mancunian accent wailing at you,  she is a looker mind,  but it just goes to show you just can't get by on looks alone. The full package is important,  especially when paying out prices like hers.

Thanks for the review,  at least I can go away with the knowledge of a coconuts melting point.
Btw She sounds Nuts  :wacko:

Offline Rowlf

Thanks for the review Gman, a true TOFTT. I was planning to try and meet up with her but timing and that uneasy feeling following the recent press won through this time, could have easily gone the other way given my poor impulse control. Your review means I can move on from this what if scenario.  Whilst you got some of your money back which was a surprise it does not outweigh the rest of the bad experience. Sometimes funny stuff happens during sex and it's a shame she was taking it all so seriously. Some of my best punts have been with people that can also have a laugh like Welsh Bunny and Naughty Slut Soph.

Anyway, if we ever cross paths (or you find me sequestered in a WG's bathroom) I owe you a pint!  :drinks:

That's got me thinking.

I wonder if the punter who "followed you in" (and heard you being slagged off) is in this forum? It's unlikely, but you never know. Wonder what sort of punt he had?

Her friend Annabelle is also worth a punt- very nice and tall girl. Would love to see her again :hi:

Is this the Annabelle based in Cardiff?  I have her on my HL and plan to see her by the end of the year.

Thanks for all the positive messages guys, really appreciate it :thumbsup:

That's got me thinking.

I wonder if the punter who "followed you in" (and heard you being slagged off) is in this forum? It's unlikely, but you never know. Wonder what sort of punt he had?

I wondered the same thing.  It'll have been a distinctive experience for sure.

Good review op, on the plus side you got £100 back and it's a punt you won't forget in a hurry!

Offline MrMatrix

Is this the Annabelle based in Cardiff?  I have her on my HL and plan to see her by the end of the year.
yes, Shes lovely you will not be disappointed. :hi:

Thanks for the review Gatch!

My worst was with a girl who was so ugly and so by the numbers that I was struggling to get ready ( if you know what I mean).  It was also in that shitty hotel in Malpas with a single bed.
Then on with the condom. I thought I can do this and then just go...then she says I need to put a second condom over the first!

Wtf, tbh I struggled with the first!  :manhater:

Asked for my money back, a fight almost broke out (her grabbing me!) and in the end walked away with half of it, with her swearing at me!

All part of the punting experience!




Sorry, but I also think you brought some of this in yourself.

Emma is an ok girl, she goes a lot further in terms of PSE than other girls.

I've seen her a few times and never had any problem.

Doing what she does, I think you have to show her a bit of respect.

God, sounds like I'm going fluffy, but the best punts I've had are Emma, Molly and Elle.

Think Emma is a combination of the other two.

Offline CatBBW

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Sorry, but I also think you brought some of this in yourself.

Emma is an ok girl, she goes a lot further in terms of PSE than other girls.

I've seen her a few times and never had any problem.

Doing what she does, I think you have to show her a bit of respect.

God, sounds like I'm going fluffy, but the best punts I've had are Emma, Molly and Elle.

Think Emma is a combination of the other two.

I'm interested to know 1) how you think he brought it on himself, and 2) where you think he didn't show her respect?


Offline Redevil86

Oscar, yes sounds fluffy, G had the bollox to review a girl with previous shit to her name, he took the risk , if you've seen her so many times , why no review, yet you criticize some one who dared to say it how it is from his experience, no one is saying she don't give good service when it suits her , but it's undeniable she has a nut loose.

Sorry, but I also think you brought some of this in yourself.

Emma is an ok girl, she goes a lot further in terms of PSE than other girls.

I've seen her a few times and never had any problem.

Doing what she does, I think you have to show her a bit of respect.

God, sounds like I'm going fluffy, but the best punts I've had are Emma, Molly and Elle.

Think Emma is a combination of the other two.
The only thing you forgot to add was "treat her well guys":sarcastic:

The only thing you forgot to add was "treat her well guys":sarcastic:
If you check my reviews you'll find one on her - as well as other girls.

Fail to see how Gman brought it on himself TBH? (Other than booking her initially) as there have been number of service related issues from her.
And lack of respect, found his reviews input and feedback generally on the Welsh page positive.

IMHO keep it up Gman  :thumbsup:

Offline Redevil86

It was me who said do a review, my bad , I was in work , skipped through your reviews ( headings ) and missed it, apologies for that, but that apart I stand by what I said.

I suppose I was just thinking of it from the other way round - what if she started laughing half way through the deed.

Now that would piss me off!

Offline Redevil86

I'm not seeing it at all, ask any of the girls I've seen ( read my feed backs ) we have a good giggle on my punts, if your having fun and enjoying each other why would you not sound happy, welsh Barbie, scarlettjo and myself pissed ( no not that ) our selves a couple of times the other week, no one had a strop or got kicked out, she needs to get real, loosen up and stop being so vindictive toward us punters. The very people who keep her in the lifestyle she enjoys.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2016, 05:58:27 PM by Redevil86 »

Also G my two favs here SJ and Liv 50% of visit was having laugh and laughing..


+1 on that Red as I put earlier on this thread.. Both top visits and SP,s and couldn't recommend enough. I'm all for having a grin on a punt.

Can't ever remember a punt where she's been stuffy and up her own arse!!! No pun intended

Offline mr big

seen emma once it was a cracking punt but obviously gatch had a nightmare and he should review how his experience was looks like she is not consistant I had her on a good day and btw read review only one person to blame her end of

How did you get out of the bathroom without the other punter noticing? And was he in the room while you argued about the watch... Or did you wait in thete for him to finish?




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