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Offline JD69

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Well to balance up my reviews today...

You don't need to bother reading the rest of the review and just take away the word timewaster.

I tried to get a meeting with her around May time. Even though her profile said J2M5 at the usual hotel, I ended up in Dudley. After a lot of do this do that, I got to the street and was asked to park on the drive whilst talking to her on the phone. I overshot the driveway and she went ballastic. Told me she wasn't comfortable and so I said don't worry that's fine. Who knows, maybe she's had some bad experiences, so left it at that.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago. I called up again and arrange for a meet an hour later at the hotel at J2M5. She said ok, call me in 30 minutes to confirm you're on your way. I said I can but I'll still be sitting here as I'm only 10 minutes away. Ok she said just call when you're outside. So I did and got told off and that she wasn't ready- you must call 30 minutes beforehand etc etc. Didn't give her time this time to tell me off.

IMO she's stuck up and thinks she's above it all.

Offline curry

Yet she has a postive feedback of 230 all from escorting! :unknown:

But i will agree with you she is probably one of those asian types who thinks her shit doesnt stink

Offline JD69

I'm sure she's good if you can actually meet up with her...

Offline MarkR

I've met Suraiya a couple of times. She was quite strict with some of the 'rules', some of which I found a little odd but I'm sure she has her reasons.
She is very friendly and chatty and offers a very good service and over ran considerably when we met.
Last time I messaged her there was something in my email she didn't like so said she wouldn't meet and deleted my message! Wouldn't bother again.

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Sounds like she wouldn't be too pleased if we asked for a WIHJ!  :(
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brummierob

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Had a similar experience with Suraiya...after an exchange of emails about a booking , time , date etc was on the verge of booking her when I enquired about whereabouts she was based because I would be arriving by taxi she replied back that coming by taxi was unacceptable to her & that killed it stone dead....bizarre !!!....goes without saying never bothered with her again

Offline BustaNut

Similar experience here - after exchanging several texts and her instructing me to let her know when I was half an hour away - I did just that. The dopey bitch then replied 'who is this? I don't accept random bookings' I tried calling and texting to explain we'd agreed a booking that morning but was met with a wall of silence. This bitch seems like a borderline schizophrenic.

shithappens

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I had similar experience and told her she was a jumper up tart.  She blocked me !!!!
Oh dear I'm devastated---- not

Dodo

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I had similar experience and told her she was a jumper up tart.  She blocked me !!!!
Oh dear I'm devastated---- not
Yes, I have had similar experiences. I have only met her in her Dudley semi. She allways instructs you park in the same spot which I find kinda suspicious, it does leave the punter open to being identified via his number plate.
Once you are in I have found her to be an enthusiastic escort with a cracking body and she's good fun but that process at the beginning means I will not be back.

Offline Kryten

I tried to book her on two separate occasions. Read her profile so knew exactly what she offered, but was spoken down to both times and booking refused. She really does come across as stuck up.

Glad the bookings weren't made as I don't park on drives, but prefer to park a street or two away. No doubt that would have earned me a telling off and cancelled booking.

Offline curry

oh her profile has disappeared she must be reading this or osama bin laden is

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oh her profile has disappeared she must be reading this or osama bin laden is

She takes her profile down whenever she isn't in the West Midlands.  Normally it's up for a couple of weeks and them gone for a couple.

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She comes and goes when it suits her. She is a travelling courtesan.
She will be back - guaranteed!
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Offline Stapler

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She allways instructs you park in the same spot which I find kinda suspicious, it does leave the punter open to being identified via his number plate.


Which is why I advised, in another thread, to use public transport when punting.

Now do you understand the wisdom of this advice?
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Offline Bumbuttass

oh her profile has disappeared she must be reading this or osama bin laden is

Osama Bin Laden? Is that supposed to be a reference to her ethnicity or something. I'm no white night or politically correct liberal in any stretch of the imagination but what a strange comment to make

Offline curry

Osama Bin Laden? Is that supposed to be a reference to her ethnicity or something. I'm no white night or politically correct liberal in any stretch of the imagination but what a strange comment to make

Sergi equivalent

Offline sanj07

oh her profile has disappeared she must be reading this or osama bin laden is


I was disgusted by this comment yesterday so reported it

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I was disgusted by this comment yesterday so reported it

I am sure a lot of people are disgusted by our punting habbits  :yahoo:

Offline dboy74

Being told to park your vehicle in a certain spot is a complete non starter for me!

Offline curry

Being told to park your vehicle in a certain spot is a complete non starter for me!

Exactly just like been told to walk up to a certain place so you can be seen before they give you any further details. That would suggest to me that they (or thiere security) are taking pictures or video of you.

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To be fair it's more likely that they want to get a look at you before they give you the room number so they can decide whether they want to let you podge them or not. At least that's what some wgs have told me. I doubt many take sneaky photos of punters - not very discrete and what are they going to do with them?

Offline curry

not very discrete and what are they going to do with them?

Sell blackmail etc i have never had a EE girl want to do this only seems to be the british ones

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Sell blackmail etc i have never had a EE girl want to do this only seems to be the british ones

EE girls are unlikely to find that the prospective client is someone they know.  Father, brother, teacher, neighbour etc.  One girl I met had found herself with her daughter's primary school teacher....

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Think you're being a bit paranoid - you can't blackmail someone with a photo of them standing in a street. If they're secretly filming you with your cock in your mouth then you'd have a problem.
Most girls struggle to use a smart phone so I don't think many can stretch to setting up hidden surveillance equipment.

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Think you're being a bit paranoid - you can't blackmail someone with a photo of them standing in a street. If they're secretly filming you with your cock in your mouth then you'd have a problem.
Most girls struggle to use a smart phone so I don't think many can stretch to setting up hidden surveillance equipment.

+1

... except I'd probably offer them a few quid for the film for my personal collection.   ;)

Offline MrRaunchy2

I agree with some of the comments above about her being a bit stuck up. I called her to arrange a meeting and enquired about services such as CIM and rimming. She basically said that I shouldn't have just directly asked about services and that her service is a whole experience blah blah... I explained that I am after the whole experience but I just wanted to confirm these services as part of the experience. She still carried on with her bollocks and said that she wasn't the girl for me i.e. she refused the booking.

To be fair though, she seemed like a nice enough girl and may provide a good service to those who manage to book.

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I’ve seen her three times but not when she was asking £200ph. To my mind she’s a £100 ph punt and good value at that.
Yes, she is direct and abrupt but has got a lovely pair of dorks and does enjoy sex. You could say she’s a pro at what she does.:)
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