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Author Topic: Christmas ------- busy or not for WG's  (Read 7552 times)

Offline softlad

A good looking professional footballer does not have to chase girls to get them into bed, they simply visit one of the top nightclubs and the girls flock to them ------- like shooting rats in a barrel.  ;)

Now where have I heard that before.....?  :)
Some may not want the risk of picking up girls from a club, for the fear of them 'selling their story'
Choosing a prostitute might be considered to be more discreet.
Just don't choose the one Rooney booked, or Peter Crouch.  ;)

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Some may not want the risk of picking up girls from a club, for the fear of them 'selling their story'


Yes, and we all know that a prostitute would never do that don't we.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline softlad


Yes, and we all know that a prostitute would never do that don't we.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Ok then.....
Meet JRC, Chelsea's latest signing, apparently does amazing things with "Ball's"
Out on the town with his new team mates, Lamp's, Terry, Cole, wannabe wag's chucking themselves at you.
You had a good result today, infact you scored ! So you feel like a celebratory shag.
Do you:
A) Risk it with the wannabe ?
or
B) Go home and book a high class escort from a reputable agency ?

Online Jimmyredcab


Ok then.....
Meet JRC, Chelsea's latest signing, apparently does amazing things with "Ball's"
Out on the town with his new team mates, Lamp's, Terry, Cole, wannabe wag's chucking themselves at you.
You had a good result today, infact you scored ! So you feel like a celebratory shag.
Do you:
A) Risk it with the wannabe ?
or
B) Go home and book a high class escort from a reputable agency ?

I have never accepted the concept of "high class escorts".
They are simply prostitutes ---------- just more expensive.   ;) ;)


Offline Lurtz

If you bought a suit in Saville Row for £1000 there is a fair chance that it would be better quality than one from Primark that cost £75.
The normal rules of cost and quality do not apply in the wonderful world of prostitution, you can have a fantastic experience for £120 an hour and a total disaster for £250 an hour.

I'm sure there's a Washing Machine Forum on the internet where savvy aficianados are typing things like: 'The stupid fool bought the Zanussi Aquacycle 1500 when he could have saved £127 if he'd bought the Onyx ProEco 95. There's one born every minute!'



Offline distressed

Looks like Mrs Christmas does exist after  all and she is a flame haired vixen in MK :D
Just seen on auto-censored's  SPAB  that our favourite redhead manageress of MKE is now offering  hour punts for £80 for the rest of December :D

Offline softlad

Looks like Mrs Christmas does exist after  all and she is a flame haired vixen in MK :D
Just seen on auto-censored's  SPAB  that our favourite redhead manageress of MKE is now offering  hour punts for £80 for the rest of December :D

Yeah like the guys in M.K. don't get looked after enough anyway do they......?  :(

Offline MK Lady

Looks like Mrs Christmas does exist after  all and she is a flame haired vixen in MK :D
Just seen on auto-censored's  SPAB  that our favourite redhead manageress of MKE is now offering  hour punts for £80 for the rest of December :D

Eek, almost correct.

We are in fact offering 30mins for £40, 45mins for £60 and an hour for £80 every day through December but with our Advent girl only. Every day we have ONE lady as the advent girl and you do have to find the password on Twitter then quote it on the phone at the time of booking.

I believe Annabella's and  Diva's are offering the same kind of incentive. It is our christmas pressie not only to the girls who have a busier day but to our clients who can save some hard earned cash this christmas.

Offline softlad

Eek, almost correct.

We are in fact offering 30mins for £40, 45mins for £60 and an hour for £80 every day through December but with our Advent girl only. Every day we have ONE lady as the advent girl and you do have to find the password on Twitter then quote it on the phone at the time of booking.

I believe Annabella's and  Diva's are offering the same kind of incentive. It is our christmas pressie not only to the girls who have a busier day but to our clients who can save some hard earned cash this christmas.

Don't suppose you'd consider an outcall to West Yorkshire, for this frustrated Punter would you ?
I'll make it worth your while and book the full hour...... :D

Offline MK Lady

Lol, I wish I was one of those escorts who can zoom up and down the country but I am grounded to MK now that I am running MKEscorts, cant be in yorkshire if the roof collapses or something. Sorry, not even for an entire whole hour.xx

If you are ever in my neck of the woods though...x

Offline distressed

Eek, almost correct.

We are in fact offering 30mins for £40, 45mins for £60 and an hour for £80 every day through December but with our Advent girl only. Every day we have ONE lady as the advent girl and you do have to find the password on Twitter then quote it on the phone at the time of booking.

I believe Annabella's and  Diva's are offering the same kind of incentive. It is our christmas pressie not only to the girls who have a busier day but to our clients who can save some hard earned cash this christmas.
Thanks for the clarification MK Lady,long time no see.  :)

Offline MK Lady

Well dont leave it too long.x  :P Lol

Online Stiltskin

I have never accepted the concept of "high class escorts".
They are simply prostitutes ---------- just more expensive.   ;) ;)



I think this 'High Class' moniker came about when a lot of working girls were desperate, addicted street walkers, offering oral for £20. The decent ones who didn't work the street and were doing the job out of choice could call themselves high class to differentiate themselves from the lowly street girls.

Now that the profession has moved on the high class moniker is redundant. Every new punt is a bit of a gamble and I'd rather gamble £120 than £250+. I've only had one £150+ punt and it wasn't that good, but I've had plenty of top notch girls for far less.

Offline distressed

I think this 'High Class' moniker came about when a lot of working girls were desperate, addicted street walkers, offering oral for £20. The decent ones who didn't work the street and were doing the job out of choice could call themselves high class to differentiate themselves from the lowly street girls.

Now that the profession has moved on the high class moniker is redundant. Every new punt is a bit of a gamble and I'd rather gamble £120 than £250+. I've only had one £150+ punt and it wasn't that good, but I've had plenty of top notch girls for far less.

Agree 100% Stiltskin.A high pricve does not necessarily mean high quality.My usual limit is £60 for 30 mins or £120 for an hour.Have gone slightly above, but only on a couple of occassions.

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Now that the profession has moved on the high class moniker is redundant. Every new punt is a bit of a gamble and I'd rather gamble £120 than £250+.

I could not agree more, I have no experience of these grossly overpriced WG's but from the FR's I have seen there is no guarantee of a premium service ------------ also bear in mind that if you have used an agency then the pimp would get a big chunk of the fee.   ;)

Online Jimmyredcab

A high price does not necessarily mean high quality.My usual limit is £60 for 30 mins or £120 for an hour.

Those rates are about right though I sometimes pay over £60 for 30 minutes, remember they can only charge stupid prices if we are willing to pay them.  ;) ;)

Offline MK Lady

There is always someone willing to pay though.x

Online Jimmyredcab

There is always someone willing to pay though.x

Sadly you are correct, there are always going to be guys who have more money than sense -------- I can only try to make them see the error of their ways.  :drinks:

Offline distressed

Very busy in MK this week,had a punt yesterday,first two choices were both booked solid from 12 - 4.just managed to grab 30 mins with third choice.Similar situation today.

Offline Wayang

Every time I have gone over my limit of £150/hour in central London and £120/hour outside the punt has been a disaster.
Somehow I only broke the rule once this past 12 months - and the punt was totally 'structured' by the WG and interruoted by two phone calls in.  Fortunately this was in February and it reminded me to keep to my rule.

Online Jimmyredcab

Very busy in MK this week,had a punt yesterday,first two choices were both booked solid from 12 - 4.just managed to grab 30 mins with third choice.Similar situation today.

Milton Keynes appears to be a great area for punting, lots of competition can only be good for punters, they keep the prices sensible to stay busy ------------ you know the old saying "expensive girls have dusty phones".  ;) ;)

Offline MK Lady

We do have some fantastic discounts going on through December but I would like to put any worried guys minds at rest. When we offer discounted prices at MKEscorts not a single penny of that is deducted from the girls share, it all comes directly from the company share so yes, that does mean that every advent appointment taken this December has earned me not one single penny. The discount is not about getting the agency profits up, it is about getting the girls purses full as a thankyou for their loyalty over the year and the same for the clients. If one or two regulars come from it or fr,s then all the better , if not, thats lifel.x

tonyofstoney

We do have some fantastic discounts going on through December but I would like to put any worried guys minds at rest. When we offer discounted prices at MKEscorts not a single penny of that is deducted from the girls share, it all comes directly from the company share so yes, that does mean that every advent appointment taken this December has earned me not one single penny. The discount is not about getting the agency profits up, it is about getting the girls purses full as a thankyou for their loyalty over the year and the same for the clients. If one or two regulars come from it or fr,s then all the better , if not, thats lifel.x

Look on the bright side MKL - if it is quiet it'll give you a nice break from sorting out all those towels and everything.  You might even have time to go and watch MK Dons play!   ;)
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 11:29:17 AM by tonyofstoney »

Offline Brian

Jennys of Hendon has normally been open on Christmas Day in the past. Telephone 0208 202 4117.

Offline distressed

Jennys of Hendon has normally been open on Christmas Day in the past. Telephone 0208 202 4117.
So is it open this Christmas Day?More useless non information.


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