celery shake Cum blast

[ASTOR]

Been dead jel of P North for ever. Always been a blob dropper Just drops off the end with no trajectory whatsoever.
UNTIL NOW!!!
Been drinking bunches of celary with oranges and pinaple in a smoothy for a couple of days after reading that celery dilutes your spunk and increases volume. This in turn allows your spunk to burst out of your cock at break neck speed..at least thats the theory.
Today i visited a gorgeous Chinese girl on Duke Street Liverpool and banged her every which way but loose. Best fuck in ages but i finished over her pretty face for an extra £20.
Wow i blasted her  face with cum like never before. Seriously chaps celery shakes are the future

[hungrypunt]

keep well hydrated leading up to a punt too

[Trotter671]

Yep, keeping hydrated and drinking plenty of fruit juice seems to do the trick. Pineapple juice is the way ahead if you want the girl to swallow or do CIM and you get stuck in for a spunky snog afterwards

[Gordon Bennett]

keep well hydrated leading up to a punt too

I try but it means I have to stop at every service station I pass for a slash! I need to find the sweet spot in the middle of good hydration and having a bursting bladder but I'm not having much joy lately..... I think the excitement and anticipation I experience on the way to a punt slackens my bladder a bit too cos normally I don't need a piss every 15 mins!

[Zeusthedoc]

Been dead jel of P North for ever. Always been a blob dropper Just drops off the end with no trajectory whatsoever.
UNTIL NOW!!!
Been drinking bunches of celary with oranges and pinaple in a smoothy for a couple of days after reading that celery dilutes your spunk and increases volume. This in turn allows your spunk to burst out of your cock at break neck speed..at least thats the theory.
Today i visited a gorgeous Chinese girl on Duke Street Liverpool and banged her every which way but loose. Best fuck in ages but i finished over her pretty face for an extra £20.
Wow i blasted her  face with cum like never before. Seriously chaps celery shakes are the future

This sounds like a dodgy pop up ad on a low budget porn streaming site.

Glad you've found your groove. I usually allow at least a day or two between sessions to allow a sufficient build up and grand splattering

[Trotter671]

Been dead jel of P North for ever. Always been a blob dropper Just drops off the end with no trajectory whatsoever.
UNTIL NOW!!!
Been drinking bunches of celary with oranges and pinaple in a smoothy for a couple of days after reading that celery dilutes your spunk and increases volume. This in turn allows your spunk to burst out of your cock at break neck speed..at least thats the theory.
Today i visited a gorgeous Chinese girl on Duke Street Liverpool and banged her every which way but loose. Best fuck in ages but i finished over her pretty face for an extra £20.
Wow i blasted her  face with cum like never before. Seriously chaps celery shakes are the future

Forgot to ask yesterday Astor - who is the girl mate - if Chinese & gorgeous maybe a trip to Liverpool soon Have you a link to her AW/Vivastreet profile?

[Deepstroker]

I think the true answer is abstinence, hydration and edging the fuck for as long as possible, when you feel the orgasm coming,pause and squeeze it off with your pc muscles,,work up to the "big blast".. In reality, many porn shoot big blasts are faked arent they?

[Blue Moon]

I try but it means I have to stop at every service station I pass for a slash! I need to find the sweet spot in the middle of good hydration and having a bursting bladder but I'm not having much joy lately..... I think the excitement and anticipation I experience on the way to a punt slackens my bladder a bit too cos normally I don't need a piss every 15 mins!

Try preparing as it you were about to do a strenuous sporting event. Hydration on the day is usually non-productive and is just a method of replacing fluids lost by sweat. Proper hydration should be done in the 2 days leading up to the event. This is because merely drinking water doesn't actually hydrate - it stores in your stomach and you end up pissing most of it out (thereby creating the problems on the day). Some of the water you drink 'seeps' into the cells of your body and this takes hours, so it makes sense (I think) to prepare the day (or days) before. Drink a couple of litres, piss to your hearts content and then just top-up (regular sips) on the day itself. It works for me, give it a go.    Bm

[Gordon Bennett]

Try preparing as it you were about to do a strenuous sporting event. Hydration on the day is usually non-productive and is just a method of replacing fluids lost by sweat. Proper hydration should be done in the 2 days leading up to the event. This is because merely drinking water doesn't actually hydrate - it stores in your stomach and you end up pissing most of it out (thereby creating the problems on the day). Some of the water you drink 'seeps' into the cells of your body and this takes hours, so it makes sense (I think) to prepare the day (or days) before. Drink a couple of litres, piss to your hearts content and then just top-up (regular sips) on the day itself. It works for me, give it a go.    Bm

Seems a sound plan of attack... I'll give that approach a whirl on my next excursion, cheers for the tip!

[Steptoe]

This thread is VERY depressing for someone with an enlarged prostate and taking the appropriate meds - do not produce even a drop of cum    Sorry, but fruit/ celery smoothies will not do anything for me. 
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[hungrypunt]

Try preparing as it you were about to do a strenuous sporting event. Hydration on the day is usually non-productive and is just a method of replacing fluids lost by sweat. Proper hydration should be done in the 2 days leading up to the event. This is because merely drinking water doesn't actually hydrate - it stores in your stomach and you end up pissing most of it out (thereby creating the problems on the day). Some of the water you drink 'seeps' into the cells of your body and this takes hours, so it makes sense (I think) to prepare the day (or days) before. Drink a couple of litres, piss to your hearts content and then just top-up (regular sips) on the day itself. It works for me, give it a go.    Bm

100% right

[Laid_back_bloke]

I'm quite the opposite. I always empty out a few hours before a punt. This means I can go for a good long term, & I also still deliver a fair measure..

[jonko]

Been dead jel of P North for ever. Always been a blob dropper Just drops off the end with no trajectory whatsoever.
UNTIL NOW!!!
Been drinking bunches of celary with oranges and pinaple in a smoothy for a couple of days after reading that celery dilutes your spunk and increases volume. This in turn allows your spunk to burst out of your cock at break neck speed..at least thats the theory.
Today i visited a gorgeous Chinese girl on Duke Street Liverpool and banged her every which way but loose. Best fuck in ages but i finished over her pretty face for an extra £20.
Wow i blasted her  face with cum like never before. Seriously chaps celery shakes are the future

Interesting, is this real? I read somewhere else about celery being good and I eat quite a lot of celery, mainly for my lunch with a bit of humous!! but I still can only spout a few drops of cum unless I refrain from sex or wanking for a few weeks. Anyway, seriously, does this really work? Should I increase my celery intake seriously to make lots of juices and will it really work? How many juices a day and for how many days should I juice for before a punt to have some real effect? I would really like to feel and see that cum shooting over a girls tits - as it used to when I was younger! Any advice please?

[ASTOR]

Couple of smoothies a day does the trick...should be a whole celery bunched mixed in though.....it dilutes the spunk but increases the volume. It shoots out like piss cos its so liquified as opposed to thick n blobby

[stresshead]

Can you post the smoothie recipe pls ?, I blitzed a whole bunch of celery and drank it but thought hmmmm, think I am missing the orange and pineapple, but how much ?, 

[threechilliman]

 Right boys, I'm going to conduct a little experiment as I won't be punting this week.

I wonder whether it really is to do with hydration and nothing to do with celery. Therefore, tonight I'm going to empty my bollocks (manually) and then drink lots of water through the rest of this week - in addition to my normal drinks. On Friday I'll then carry out another bout of self-abuse and I'll tell you what the result is

tcm

[Allnewman]

Can you just not eat the celery

[hungrypunt]

Can you just not eat the celery

YEah but why not let the blender do the chewing instead of you considering its gotta be a full celery at least

[ASTOR]

Just throw in as much or as little fruit as ya like...its all about the celery. The reason i blend the stuff is cos i hate the stuff.
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[Blue Moon]

Right boys, I'm going to conduct a little experiment as I won't be punting this week.

I wonder whether it really is to do with hydration and nothing to do with celery. Therefore, tonight I'm going to empty my bollocks (manually) and then drink lots of water through the rest of this week - in addition to my normal drinks. On Friday I'll then carry out another bout of self-abuse and I'll tell you what the result is

tcm

Did you measure last night's manual emission so you can compare it with Friday's?  And maybe the ejaculation force?  Number of spasms, etc?  I think we have the basis of a scientific experiment here...may lead to the Nobel Prize!      Bm

[threechilliman]

Did you measure last night's manual emission so you can compare it with Friday's?  And maybe the ejaculation force?  Number of spasms, etc?  I think we have the basis of a scientific experiment here...may lead to the Nobel Prize!      Bm

Nah, no measuring. I'll just do a visual on it and see if there's more of a blast.

tcm

[jonko]

Nah, no measuring. I'll just do a visual on it and see if there's more of a blast.

tcm

This is cool and I am looking forward to hear the results next week.

[Allnewman]

I hhave eat a full bunch 3 days running

[hungrypunt]

ALSO,,,,,beetroot and pomegranite juice very day is the way to go...Try it for 1 week, cum like fountain and rock hard erections (as long as your not death grip or porn addict of course)

[Cons11]

If you want to produce a lot of semen you need to take ZMA pills. Zinc, Magnesium and a carrier to get it into your blood supply. Completely legal, buy them from Amazon. Most of the population is magnesium deficient + on a bad diet.

I find a ketogenic diet and ZMA twice a day = cumming buckets.

[jonko]

I hhave eat a full bunch 3 days running

You gotta be kidding! I can only just eat a couple of sticks. How on earth do you manage a full bunch in a day?

[jonko]

I find a ketogenic diet and ZMA twice a day = cumming buckets.

Can you give a few more details about this please?

Has anyone tried adding celery seeds to your food and juices etc. Does that help at all?

[jonko]

If you want to produce a lot of semen you need to take ZMA pills. Zinc, Magnesium and a carrier to get it into your blood supply. Completely legal, buy them from Amazon. Most of the population is magnesium deficient + on a bad diet.

I find a ketogenic diet and ZMA twice a day = cumming buckets.

Can you give a few more details about this please?

Has anyone tried adding celery seeds to your food and juices etc. Does that help at all?

[Allnewman]

You gotta be kidding! I can only just eat a couple of sticks. How on earth do you manage a full bunch in a day?

Snacking on them

[Edward Trotter]

I find celery far easier to drink in a smoothie than to eat. You can quite easily 'drink' 3 or 4 stalks without too much trouble.

[hungrypunt]

Can you give a few more details about this please?

Ketogenic diet is a diet very extreme low in carbs that causes ketosis and is not recommeneded for long term use, poss liver/organ issues, tho the jury is still out. Doing a normal low carb diet is fine.

ZMA is available from holland and barret etc or online no problem, many people use it including myself

[jeanvaljean2000]

If you want to produce a lot of semen you need to take ZMA pills. Zinc, Magnesium and a carrier to get it into your blood supply. Completely legal, buy them from Amazon. Most of the population is magnesium deficient + on a bad diet.

I find a ketogenic diet and ZMA twice a day = cumming buckets.

Correct. Sport nutritions contain them. I noticed few years back that when I once gave facial to a girl, it was so powerful we were both surprised. When she went to cleanup, I noticed that some had landed on the TV that was behind her. I tried to understand why by process of elimination and found out that I was regular to gym and was drinking proteins shakes and other nutritions at the time. It's definitely multivitamin type with iron, zinc, and L-Glutamin. I have some BCAA tablets I take before pornstar style punts and the results are always astonishing.

[Deepstroker]

I suspect the exit velocity also is affected by the length of your cock i.e if you have a short cock, the fluid looses less pressure since there is less urethral frictional resistance whereas if you have a longer cock, you may tend to spurt less and dribble more.

[jonko]

Ketogenic diet is a diet very extreme low in carbs that causes ketosis and is not recommeneded for long term use, poss liver/organ issues, tho the jury is still out. Doing a normal low carb diet is fine.

ZMA is available from holland and barret etc or online no problem, many people use it including myself

I was just having a look on Amazon at these Zma tablets and there are loads of different ones saying about increasing energy and testosterone in men, but OMG, which to buy, I haven't a clue. Can anyone advise me please?
Thanks

[PhelTGrik]

You want one that contains mostly Zinc Methionine and Magnesium Citrate as these are the most bio available forms of those particular minerals.

There are various forms of Zinc and Magnesium e.g. Zinc Methionine and Zinc Gluconate, Magnesium Oxide/Citrate/Stearate.

Your body extracts less elemental zinc (the stuff your body actually needs/uses) from Gluconate then Methionine. If I recall I think it's 30% for Zinc M and 18% for Zinc G...so you have to take 3 pills of something with 50mg of Zinc M to get 50mg of actual zinc....obviously more with something containing an inferior form of zinc.

Similar thing with the different forms of Magnesium, Citrate provides the most actual magnesium useable than any other form.

ZMA caps usually have B6 thrown in them because they are sold with the whole 'more energy, enhanced recovery' tagline (because you take them before sleep) but the B6 can actually end up giving you a counter productive buzz.

Cheaper in the long run to buy Zinc and Magnesium (preferably in Citrate) seperately.

Would also throw in being careful with Zinc supplementation, you only need about 50mg (of actual zinc, so if you're taking 200mg of Zinc oxide don't panic) max, Magnesium plenty of people are deficient in so once you start shitting as if you've had a night on Guinness then you'll know you're taking too much.

While we're on the topic of supplements - Swanson 5,000IU Vit D3, seeing as we getting into no sun season and D3 has a similar benefit to male vitality as zinc does, isn't going to hurt you or the wallet.

[Morthos]

I suspect the exit velocity also is affected by the length of your cock i.e if you have a short cock, the fluid looses less pressure since there is less urethral frictional resistance whereas if you have a longer cock, you may tend to spurt less and dribble more.

Hmmm, bringing ballistics theory into emptying your nutsack. Next you'll be trying to add rifling to your urethra for added pop-shot accuracy! 

[Allnewman]

Saw a lass for a Thai massage with hr she was shocked how far it shot

[Cons11]

I can only comment on what I use, which is this External Link/Members Only

I also use L-Theanine I don't know if that contributes or not but it does amazing work for me during meditation.

Long term ketosis is healthy, but there are several types. I think the one you refer to is the one designed for 1-2 weeks, it literally rips fat off you but you are doing 100% ketosis, 0-5g carbs per day, 800kcal limit. The ketosis I follow is 2000kcal limit, 15-20g of carbs per day.

What ketosis diet is known and researched and proven at doing is killing cancer amongst other nasty pathogens and diseases and illnesses.

[jonko]

I can only comment on what I use, which is this External Link/Members Only

I also use L-Theanine I don't know if that contributes or not but it does amazing work for me during meditation.

Long term ketosis is healthy, but there are several types. I think the one you refer to is the one designed for 1-2 weeks, it literally rips fat off you but you are doing 100% ketosis, 0-5g carbs per day, 800kcal limit. The ketosis I follow is 2000kcal limit, 15-20g of carbs per day.

What ketosis diet is known and researched and proven at doing is killing cancer amongst other nasty pathogens and diseases and illnesses.

Hey Cons11: I am interested in this Ketosis diet. I did once last year try a low carb diet but it was extremely hard to follow. I lost weight fairly quickly but I was following about 1700 kcals and about 80g of carbs - which I think was way too much. As soon as I stopped started to put the weight on again (frustrating). Do you have any plan advise on what I can follow to get lower carbs and keep to it. I need some help on it.  Thanks in advance.

[druaga1]

If you want to produce a lot of semen you need to take ZMA pills. Zinc, Magnesium and a carrier to get it into your blood supply. Completely legal, buy them from Amazon. Most of the population is magnesium deficient + on a bad diet.

I find a ketogenic diet and ZMA twice a day = cumming buckets.

Going to give this a try. 

[Gordon Bennett]

Hmmm, bringing ballistics theory into emptying your nutsack. Next you'll be trying to add rifling to your urethra for added pop-shot accuracy! 

Yeah, I was gonna say it ain't rocket science but maybe it is??????

[Kriss]

I've started drinking fresh celery, tomatoes and apples put through a juicer - more celery than the others - and I find it lifts my libido as well.   

[Gordon Bennett]

Noticed Aldi are doing a NutriBlender for £27.99 this week. It's virtually same as a Nutribullet but less than half the price and actually a bit more powerful. Bit of a steal if you fancy whipping up some celery and greens based concoctions to turbocharge your jizzing.

[Gordon Bennett]

Thought I’d report back on my findings after several weeks of dosing myself up with celery and D Aspartic Acid.

Quick Version.....
Celery: No major benefit noticed, possibly a marginal improvement in quantity and quality of spunk but nothing to write home about really.
D Aspartic Acid: Fucking hell! Big improvement to hardness and resilience of erections and marked improvement of amount of spunk and velocity of ejaculation.

Longer Version....

I began having 2 sticks of celery per day. Blitzed up in my new Aldi nutribullet with pomegranate and pineapple or mango and curly kale or baby spinach and banana and tangerine. Must say I deffo felt better after days of chugging my “5-a-day” but aside from maybe a slight thickening to my spunk and 5% more of it I couldn't pinpoint any other benefit. Certainly no difference to erections or virility.
I noticed I needed to piss a lot after taking this concoction so I reduced to 1 stick of celery and my bladder settled down.

After a couple of weeks I added D Aspartic Acid to my regime. Bought 250g in Black Friday sale for £7 – you only take 3.5g per day for 12 days then stop for 5 days then repeat so 250g will last ages. Within a few days I started feeling a bit weird, kind of like my blood pressure was up or I’d been working out. I might have spewed it at this point but my cock was starting to feel randy a lot and I was getting involuntary boners, really solid ones so I thought I’d plough on. After a week I had a wank and I shot about twice my normal load a couple of feet. Previously I’d just dribble some sad/tired spunk out the end. After a week or so the weird feeling subsided and I felt fine. Aside from the virility stuff I also felt a lot more energised; I reckon the testosterone boost was giving me some zip but the mental affect of having a potent cock again was putting a spring in my step.

I’d not punted for a while due to dissatisfaction with my performance, struggling to maintain a stiffy and seldom coming.  Newly galvanised I dived in the Hot List booked a punt and performed like a stud. I came in the bag whilst fucking her in mish but it was the most powerful climax I’d had in years, I was almost convulsing.

The regime went out the window over Christmas but I’ve been back on it this week and planning another punt in a couple of weeks with renewed enthusiasm. I’m keeping up the celery shakes too just for general healthiness. I do go to gym a few times a week, nothing serious but I’ve noticed DAA does seem to be improving my workouts.

I dunno how sustained this effect will be. I suspect I must have been suffering with low testosterone previously but I’ll keep up the regime and try and time punts towards the end of 12-day cycles when I’m pumped full of beans.

I'll update if anything changes but for now, it's all good!

[hungrypunt]

Thought I’d report back on my findings after several weeks of dosing myself up with celery and D Aspartic Acid.

Quick Version.....
Celery: No major benefit noticed, possibly a marginal improvement in quantity and quality of spunk but nothing to write home about really.
D Aspartic Acid: Fucking hell! Big improvement to hardness and resilience of erections and marked improvement of amount of spunk and velocity of ejaculation.

Longer Version....

I began having 2 sticks of celery per day. Blitzed up in my new Aldi nutribullet with pomegranate and pineapple or mango and curly kale or baby spinach and banana and tangerine. Must say I deffo felt better after days of chugging my “5-a-day” but aside from maybe a slight thickening to my spunk and 5% more of it I couldn't pinpoint any other benefit. Certainly no difference to erections or virility.
I noticed I needed to piss a lot after taking this concoction so I reduced to 1 stick of celery and my bladder settled down.

After a couple of weeks I added D Aspartic Acid to my regime. Bought 250g in Black Friday sale for £7 – you only take 3.5g per day for 12 days then stop for 5 days then repeat so 250g will last ages. Within a few days I started feeling a bit weird, kind of like my blood pressure was up or I’d been working out. I might have spewed it at this point but my cock was starting to feel randy a lot and I was getting involuntary boners, really solid ones so I thought I’d plough on. After a week I had a wank and I shot about twice my normal load a couple of feet. Previously I’d just dribble some sad/tired spunk out the end. After a week or so the weird feeling subsided and I felt fine. Aside from the virility stuff I also felt a lot more energised; I reckon the testosterone boost was giving me some zip but the mental affect of having a potent cock again was putting a spring in my step.

I’d not punted for a while due to dissatisfaction with my performance, struggling to maintain a stiffy and seldom coming.  Newly galvanised I dived in the Hot List booked a punt and performed like a stud. I came in the bag whilst fucking her in mish but it was the most powerful climax I’d had in years, I was almost convulsing.

The regime went out the window over Christmas but I’ve been back on it this week and planning another punt in a couple of weeks with renewed enthusiasm. I’m keeping up the celery shakes too just for general healthiness. I do go to gym a few times a week, nothing serious but I’ve noticed DAA does seem to be improving my workouts.

I dunno how sustained this effect will be. I suspect I must have been suffering with low testosterone previously but I’ll keep up the regime and try and time punts towards the end of 12-day cycles when I’m pumped full of beans.

I'll update if anything changes but for now, it's all good!

Fair play Gordon, stick at it. I did also notice a difference doing the healthier diet thing and not doing porn or wanking as much, thanks to the thread on the info about this. I also got some testosterone gel and felt like a stud, as my testosterone test was ever so slightly low, but the doc reckoned it was overkill, so Ill try the DAA you recommend

Cheers for the  update !

[frankc]

Intersting thread,I'm just wondering, if your having all that fruit in one go,does it upset your stomach til you get used to it ?

[Gordon Bennett]

Intersting thread,I'm just wondering, if your having all that fruit in one go,does it upset your stomach til you get used to it ?

Don't seem to bother me. I've always eaten proper food, y'know, fresh ingredients plenty of fruit and veg and avoided crappy food. I'd probably already eat all the shake stuff aside from the celery anyway, just not in one hit. Obviously celery tastes a bit bitter so I thought best way to eat it was whizzed up with the other nicer stuff. I suspect a food-Nazi would tell me off for too much sugar in all that fruit though.
It's like a ritual or habit now and I find it quite relaxing spending 5 minutes chopping peeling and blending it all up. The DAA is a bit nasty, tastes like soluble aspirin except it doesn't dissolve well and stays gritty - I just stir it in half a glass of water each morning and neck it as fast as I can. Given what it's doing for me I can easily put up with its nasty powdery taste.

[frankc]

Cheers Gordon, think I'll give it a try mate.......stocking up with the bog rolls, just in case

[jonko]

Don't seem to bother me. I've always eaten proper food, y'know, fresh ingredients plenty of fruit and veg and avoided crappy food. I'd probably already eat all the shake stuff aside from the celery anyway, just not in one hit. Obviously celery tastes a bit bitter so I thought best way to eat it was whizzed up with the other nicer stuff. I suspect a food-Nazi would tell me off for too much sugar in all that fruit though.
It's like a ritual or habit now and I find it quite relaxing spending 5 minutes chopping peeling and blending it all up. The DAA is a bit nasty, tastes like soluble aspirin except it doesn't dissolve well and stays gritty - I just stir it in half a glass of water each morning and neck it as fast as I can. Given what it's doing for me I can easily put up with its nasty powdery taste.

Hey Gordon, I am very healthy generally but I need to eat more celery, I tried to do it every day but then lost the will to keep doing it as it didn't seem to help my drip of tired spunk that drizzles out the end of my cock during a punt (I seem to get more when I am just have a wank that after 15 mins fucking a WG). So, my plan is I'm going to start up again doing the celery shake with some pinapple, blueberries and spinich but I need to take that DAA stuff as it seems like we had similar problems (before you tried your latest concoction). So just to ask , can you advise on where and what brand of DAA you are taking? I wanna try it.

For the record, I'm 61 so hence it's getting harder and harder to maintain an erection for me unless I use viargra - but even then I don't get a full hard boner unless the girl really is really sexy and horny as fuck to get me totally aroused. I guess I have a very low testosterone count. Can you advise please as desperate measures needed now to carry on doing the monthly punt. Thanks a lot in advance.

[Gordon Bennett]

Got it off this lot....
External Link/Members Only

It was 70% off when I got it though cos of Black Friday sale so I only paid £7ish.