Chinese Nuru Massage

[bobdavid]

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Type: Nuru Massage
Time: 1hour
Price: £150
Extras: None taken ... OWO was quoted as £20 more - but OW was included

First off, the girl in the pictures isn't the girl that I saw ... but there were 2 girls working in the apartment so possibly I was given the wrong one (I'd asked for Mart and asked whether it was her in the pictures). The girl that I saw was also definitely in her 30s rather than 22.

Secondly, when i mentioned Nuru, there was initially some confusion ... I pointed out that Nuru should normally be performed on a rubber/plastic Nuru bed or sheet, rather than just a towel, the girl said something about "don't worry, you have shower, we go there" (and pointed out of the room - I assumed she meant the other bedroom was for Nuru). When I came out of the shower, though, she came back into the room carrying a bowl of hot water with a smaller bowl of oil in it.

Off with our clothes, onto the bed... and she started on the "Nuru" massage. It was pretty chaotic, to be honest... it definitely wasn't Nuru oil, I'm guessing it was perhaps just heated baby oil. As I lay on my front, she fairly vigorously massaged my back using her breasts - very bizarre. She alternated between just wildly rubbing them around, very quickly, and then kind of slapping my back with her breasts. It was sort of nice - but I couldn't get the thought out of my head that this girl was just absolutely bonkers and didn't have a clue what she was doing. At one point she seemed to be trying to penetrate my anus with her nipples ... very bizarre.

About 15 minutes in, she asked me to turn over... then more of the same... rubbing her pussy against my front, gliding up and down, etc. All fine - but, again, CHAOTIC.

Finally she asked whether I wanted OWO or OW - "OWO, of course" .. "that's £20" .. "I'll just go for OW - £150 is expensive enough", I told her.

After finishing me off, I popped into the shower - and then was leaving 20 mins before the end time...

For me, this was pretty disastrous... I felt completely ripped off, didn't get a Nuru massage and, yeah, not the best of experiences... bloody expensive for what it was, definitely. Next time I want a massage I'll just go along to one of the parlours I reckon.

Will I return? NO.

[DaveyJJ]

Was it the girl in the pics?

[daviemac]

Was it the girl in the pics?

First line of review after 'first off'.     

[sqlbatsman]

Sorry to hear about your bad experience. You win some you lose some, especially with vivastreet ads you mostly lose. Was this in the apartment complex at the corner of China town and did she provide a name?

There was a lady calling herself Meo something giving nuru there and she really knew what she was doing. There was another girl with her at the time and she had no idea how to do nuru but was the one advertising it on viva-street. She was watching when as I was getting my nuru, said she wanted to learn and after a while asked if she can join in for practice, well why not So actually ended up getting two girls for £150, so ended up being a very good deal I'm never that lucky to be honest 

Too bad I could not get in touch with Meo after that, she just disappeared.

[bobdavid]

Sorry to hear about your bad experience. You win some you lose some, especially with vivastreet ads you mostly lose. Was this in the apartment complex at the corner of China town and did she provide a name?

Yeah, that's the place. Sorry, I should've given her name in the review ... she said her name was Nicole - which obviously doesn't match the name in the ad so they definitely switched for another girl...