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Author Topic: 1st Time Punter - Any advice, What to do/not to do etc....  (Read 5518 times)

Offline bm_99

Hey all, couldnt really find a similar thread so thought id make one

Just really wanted to find out some info from you more experienced punters:

1) Is it essential to get a 2nd (punting) only phone

2) what do you need to take to the punt (apart from yourself and money), condoms etc..??

3) Do you have to go to a punt all nicely dressed up or do people often go straight from work in work clothes?

There may be more so bare with me people

cheers

Offline AnthG

1) Is it essential to get a 2nd (punting) only phone

No, but its sensible. For the first few months of my punting I was phoning everyone with my houses landline; both independents on Aw and agencies. That is how daft I was. I am still here. But reflect on how potentially stupid that was.

However I am single so no worries on that end.

2) what do you need to take to the punt (apart from yourself and money), condoms etc..??

No Condoms needed, the girl will likely refuse to use them anyway. Take nothing but yourself and a bottle of water and a watch on your arm I say.

3) Do you have to go to a punt all nicely dressed up or do people often go straight from work in work clothes?
Not really, but you will look a bit odd going in a tracksuite. Just go smart casual.

The main thing to do is; Have fun.

Offline James999

Things to take on a Punt,

Passport, lots of girls check these to make sure you are old enough
Utility Bil girls like to check your address
Bank Statement They like to cross check you have sufficient money left
Payslip Girls like to be sure the money you are paying them with has been taxed so that they don't have to bother paying tax on it
Cucumber Girls love using different things to excite you
Towel & Flanel & Soap Most girls use the same towel etc all week, just letting the previous guys spunk dry on the towel over the rad
Mouthwash Pro$$ies often have a bottle in the bathroom but they regard this as an ornament, you will notice month afer month the level never changes
Speculum Always good to open the girls up with this and check they are clean and ready for you
Bottle of wine Empty, lots of girls love to slip a wine bottle up their bum during sex
Some Mates They love it if you turn up with four mates, better value for you and more orgasms for her, and remember you're paying for her time  so it's up to you how many guys you bring.
Handcuffs and rope Girls love being tied up by strangers
Condoms That is up to you, a lot of Pro$$ies don't use them nowadays, and others rinse them out (enviromentally friendly they say) and reuse them, so if you want a fresh one then splash out and buy one

What to wear

It is important that you blend in to the girls surroundings . lifestyle, for this reason it is best that you don't shave and grow as messy a beard as possible, carry a very old tatty briefcase and wear a dirty jacket and trousers that have gone shiny, that way people will just assume you are her social worker.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2013, 08:31:33 AM by James999 »

Take along only the exact amount of money. If a spare £20 is spied you can be damn sure she'll devise some way of getting it from you.

Offline lovingfacials

Things to take on a Punt,

Passport, lots of girls check these to make sure you are old enough
Utility Bil girls like to check your address
Bank Statement They like to cross check you have sufficient money left
Payslip Girls like to be sure the money you are paying them with has been taxed so that they don't have to bother paying tax on it
Cucumber Girls love using different things to excite you
Towel & Flanel & Soap Most girls use the same towel etc all week, just letting the previous guys spunk dry on the towel over the rad
Mouthwash Pro$$ies often have a bottle in the bathroom but they regard this as an ornament, you will notice month afer month the level never changes
Speculum Always good to open the girls up with this and check they are clean and ready for you
Bottle of wine Empty, lots of girls love to slip a wine bottle up their bum during sex
Some Mates They love it if you turn up with four mates, better value for you and more orgasms for her, and remember you're paying for her time  so it's up to you how many guys you bring.
Handcuffs and rope Girls love being tied up by strangers
Condoms That is up to you, a lot of Pro$$ies don't use them nowadays, and others rinse them out (enviromentally friendly they say) and reuse them, so if you want a fresh one then splash out and buy one

What to wear

It is important that you blend in to the girls surroundings . lifestyle, for this reason it is best that you don't shave and grow as messy a beard as possible, carry a very old tatty briefcase and wear a dirty jacket and trousers that have gone shiny, that way people will just assume you are her social worker.

very good James..........very good

Offline Melb

Groan.
How many more of these do we have to suffer.

Can we not put up a guide and refer everyone to it? The genuine guys can read it and the trolls can be told to f. off.

Offline Jimmyredcab

A second "punting phone" is advisable if you are married, I only have one phone, a very ancient Nokia.    ;)

Offline Uglybugball

Hey all, couldnt really find a similar thread so thought id make one

Just really wanted to find out some info from you more experienced punters:

1) Is it essential to get a 2nd (punting) only phone

If you're single, No. If you have a partner Yes.  Cash Convertors sell them for £5 unlocked.

2) what do you need to take to the punt (apart from yourself and money), condoms etc..??

A well groomed, fresh smelling body. Exact money in an envelope. 4 days of saved up cum for that special moment.

3) Do you have to go to a punt all nicely dressed up or do people often go straight from work in work clothes?

A smart casual appearance does wonders for your self confidence and makes you look good. Recommend a nice jacket, clean shirt (ideally new), clean trousers/jeans and shoes


There may be more so bare with me people

cheers

Keep them questions coming.

Offline tda666

Can I just add to James' list .....

A huge bouquet of flowers and an invitation to meet your parents next weekend prossies love that sort of approach !!!

Offline Mystique46m

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Offline mh

Groan.
How many more of these do we have to suffer.

Can we not put up a guide and refer everyone to it? The genuine guys can read it and the trolls can be told to f. off.

Well I did suggest it a while back...

Offline Daffodil

There did used to be a guide I think, it was a sticky on the general section. I think it disappeared when Adam took the reigns.

Offline Daffodil

That said, every answer to bm_99's questions is right here on the forum. He's been a member here since January, constantly harping on about his 'first punt'. I think he's had time to work out the basics.

bm_99, maybe you should just man up and book someone  :hi:

Offline Ali Katt

A second "punting phone" is advisable if you are married, I only have one phone, a very ancient Nokia.    ;)
I would advise it even if your single or at least a seperate sim. Would you want a friend potentially reading a text from a prossie?

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2) what do you need to take to the punt (apart from yourself and money), condoms etc..??
Anth G's covered this one. A watch is useful incase the prossie sets hers fast. Condoms shouldn't be necessary, but could avoid the running out excuse or if you take a bigger or smaller size than average or if you allergic to latex. Take the exact amount of cash, no cards or identification, carrying £10 extra might be useful if you want extras in say a parlour or there is a door charge.
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3) Do you have to go to a punt all nicely dressed up or do people often go straight from work in work clothes?
Wear whatever you like. If you work for say British Gas, don't wear your uniform for obvious reasons. It's only worth dressing smarter if she does incalls in say the Hilton, otherwise it's up to you. You don't need to impress them.

Offline Melb

Well I did suggest it a while back...

Yes you did. I support you .

Offline Ludwig

That said, every answer to bm_99's questions is right here on the forum. He's been a member here since January, constantly harping on about his 'first punt'. I think he's had time to work out the basics.

bm_99, maybe you should just man up and book someone  :hi:

It ain't gonna happen Daffodil...

bm_99 joined UKP in January 2012, not 2013...his first post 9 January 2012, asking for advice about his "first punt"...still no first punt 14 months later, and yet still asking basic questions like those in the OP?   He's not a punter, and never will be.   Doesn't have the balls (possibly literally as well as metaphorically)..


Don't feed the troll...



Offline AnthG

It ain't gonna happen Daffodil...

bm_99 joined UKP in January 2012, not 2013...his first post 9 January 2012, asking for advice about his "first punt"...still no first punt 14 months later, and yet still asking basic questions like those in the OP?   He's not a punter, and never will be.   Doesn't have the balls (possibly literally as well as metaphorically)..

@bm_99. Ignore this what I am about to say if you want. But it is strong advice, well intended, and definitely in your best interests.

Before my first punt. I studied like crazy for someone to see. It was a nerve wracking. Typing that first email via AW my hands were literally shaking. And it was a, nah can't send it, type again, delete nah can't send it. 

Finanally 3am I finally was like sod it and just clicked send. For a brief moment i was like 'jesus what have I done' And that was an email requesting a booking with someone 3 weeks in advance.

All in all I got totally messed over and on the day I felt randy so I just looked on AW seen a random girl I liked, subbed to her PG, phoned her and booked. I seen her in 2hrs from the call.

so my advice is just say to yourself one day. That is it going to do it. Do not do any of this booking in advance tosh. Find an agency in your area (its less daunting phoning a third party for the booking than phoning the girl herself). And do the booking.

now all these worries just go to the booking. If you make a tit of yourself all you have done is lost £100. And you will never need to see this girl again.

A good many of my punts I have never even had sex. I have just basically chatted naked with the girl and that is great. So do not get worries of what if this or that.

Just do the booking.

Get a calender. And a Pen and put a large X on a day. And stick to it as that is the day you do your first booking and do not deviate from the plan no matter what side tracks or anything. Book the girl 10pm at night if a load of stuff happens during the day.

Offline manc36

@bm_99. Ignore this what I am about to say if you want. But it is strong advice, well intended, and definitely in your best interests.

Before my first punt. I studied like crazy for someone to see. It was a nerve wracking. Typing that first email via AW my hands were literally shaking. And it was a, nah can't send it, type again, delete nah can't send it. 

Finanally 3am I finally was like sod it and just clicked send. For a brief moment i was like 'jesus what have I done' And that was an email requesting a booking with someone 3 weeks in advance.

All in all I got totally messed over and on the day I felt randy so I just looked on AW seen a random girl I liked, subbed to her PG, phoned her and booked. I seen her in 2hrs from the call.

so my advice is just say to yourself one day. That is it going to do it. Do not do any of this booking in advance tosh. Find an agency in your area (its less daunting phoning a third party for the booking than phoning the girl herself). And do the booking.

now all these worries just go to the booking. If you make a tit of yourself all you have done is lost £100. And you will never need to see this girl again.

A good many of my punts I have never even had sex. I have just basically chatted naked with the girl and that is great. So do not get worries of what if this or that.

Just do the booking.

Get a calender. And a Pen and put a large X on a day. And stick to it as that is the day you do your first booking and do not deviate from the plan no matter what side tracks or anything. Book the girl 10pm at night if a load of stuff happens during the day.

Yes, some men can fret too much on a first punt. I'd have to agree with the 'fuck it and just do it' spur of the moment approach.

Offline Lz-129

Yes, some men can fret too much on a first punt. I'd have to agree with the 'fuck it and just do it' spur of the moment approach.


A bag of nerves on my 1st punt, wasn't what I wanted either but it was a 'fuck it and just do it' punt
I followed all the advice most on here had offered and finally got a few under me belt

I tried spare sim trick but for me another phone is best as long as its hidden with sound and vibrate switched off (how loud is vibrate in a quiet room!!)


Offline Lz-129



A good many of my punts I have never even had sex. I have just basically chatted naked with the girl and that is great.

Kinda interesting, I like a chat and did spend a bit of time when I had booked an hour,
you didn't see it as a wasted opportunity or is it a girl you've seen a few times? And does a lady think its odd when you don't want to have sex?

Offline AnthG

Kinda interesting, I like a chat and did spend a bit of time when I had booked an hour,
you didn't see it as a wasted opportunity or is it a girl you've seen a few times? And does a lady think its odd when you don't want to have sex?
Never seen it as wasted at all as I was having a great time. I am incredibly shy guy and thus the thrill of being naked alone in a room and her acting like I am such great company was good enough for me.

I have not had a girl say it was odd to me. But I am constantly saying, sorry if its odd, sorry if its odd over and over.

However one girl I seen said to me about someone else who books her and of all the punters she did not like. That this guy sees me and all he wants to do was chat the whole hour. And I got this sinking feeling when this was said.

These girls really do hate every moment they spend with you. I wish it wasn't the case and the guy being nice, non demanding and easy going actually would mean something to her. But it means nothing. They hate you either as much, or as this girl above showed possibly more than everyone else.

Now days for me its pop a viagra and 30 mins full of sex.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2013, 08:43:38 PM by AnthG »

Offline Cat Lady

Never seen it as wasted at all as I was having a great time. I am incredibly shy guy and thus the thrill of being naked alone in a room and her acting like I am such great company was good enough for me.

I have not had a girl say it was odd to me. But I am constantly saying, sorry if its odd, sorry if its odd over and over.

However one girl I seen said to me about someone else who books her and of all the punters she did not like. That this guy sees me and all he wants to do was chat the whole hour. And I got this sinking feeling when this was said.

These girls really do hate every moment they spend with you. I wish it wasn't the case and the guy being nice, non demanding and easy going actually would mean something to her. But it means nothing. They hate you either as much, or as this girl above showed possibly more than everyone else.

Now days for me its pop a viagra and 30 mins full of sex.

Sorry you've had bad experiences, AnthG, but I've had lots of similar clients, it's not that odd (I do stuff I myself call un-fucking-believably weird,so trust me on that one).


Now days for me its pop a viagra and 30 mins full of sex.

That's the way to do it (as Mr punch always says) :D

Offline haystacks79

I've had a few sessions that haven't included full sex, but have always included at least a bj, and other activities. Certainly hasn't been a waste of time, and has been because that's what I've wanted at the time - isn't that what punting is about?

Offline Lz-129

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These girls really do hate every moment they spend with you. I wish it wasn't the case and the guy being nice, non demanding and easy going actually would mean something to her. But it means nothing.

These girls in particular or all girls in general?


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