Veronika Naked Yoga - Southwark

[TJHooker]

External Link/Members Only

No of sessions: 2

Duration:
Session 1: 1.5 hours
Session 2: 2 hours

Paid:
Session 1: £160
Session 2: £200

Services provided: Yoga, B2B massage, HE

Had found a few places that offered naked yoga.  One was a mixed group, others were in groups of males only and finally Veronika who offered 1-2-1 naked yoga.

Booking
Quite easy.  Called her number, did not get through so sent a text message asking about availability.  Got a response back she was available.  Confirmed services, sessions booked.

Location
New flat, a short walk (about 10 minutes) from Southwark Station.  A few coffee places en route so as I was early both occasions, I stopped off.  The flat is clean and well kept.  Two rooms are dedicated to her services.  One is for Yoga, the other is for workouts.

The girls
Session 1 I met Veronika herself.  She is young, very good looking and has a toned body, I was say mid to late 20's.

Session 2 I met the fit chick she refers to on her website.  I forget her name, again she is good looking, I would say more of a toned body as she works out more than Veronika.  I was say early to mid 20's.

Both have nice tits, not big I would say a very nice handful.  Both are quite leggy and tall, say around 5ft 7-8"

The sessions

Session 1
Arrived at the flat, was met by Veronika.  Considering her face is darkened out in the pictures, I was pleased when I saw her.  Was asked to remove my shoes and led into the Yoga room.  The room is carpeted with two yoga mats and towels.

I was asked about what experience I had of yoga and the kind of session I was after.  I do Bikram Yoga on regular basis so asked if we could do something similar to that.  I was asked to get naked and shown the en suite bathroom.  I walked in, got naked and put on a bathrobe.  When I walked out, she was already naked with a glass of water.

On with the session, I removed the bathrobe and we got down to Yoga.  It was good, an hour of stretching, balancing etc.  She had turned up the heat so I was sweating buckets.  Initially I was self conscious about not getting a hard-on, but having her bend over in-front of me I decided to let it happen if it did.  I did get a semi a few times, but this soon passed as the session went on.

There was a lot body contact between us where we used each other to stretch or where Veronika corrected my poses.

After the session, I went and had a shower and when I came out she had removed the mats and put in a mattress for the B2B. 

B2B was good, lots of oil, sliding about and playing from her.  Asked to turn over she continued the massage with her body.  I was allowed to touch but no fingering.  Finally she jerked me off nice and slow until I came.  Another shower, a bit of a chat and I left.

Session 2
Very similar to the first but with her colleague, it was a bit more sensual this time with the girl insisting I focus on various parts of her body when trying to balance.  I did get a hard-on a few time during the session, one time whilst we were back to back.  When we turned around she looked down and just stroked it and we got on with the yoga.

The B2B was however a lot better.  Lots of oil again, but her nipples were rock hard and could feel them every time she slid.  We did kiss, not deep.  Was allowed to finger lightly and suck on her tits.  I did get to play with her quite a bit and got her off.  Her pussy was quite wet by the end of it.  To finish me off, she sat on my thighs and rubbed her self up and down with the eventual hand job and shooting on to her tits.

Back in the shower, a nice chat and off I went.

Would I go again?
Yes. I enjoyed both sessions, the second one more so.  From a Yoga perspective both girls knew there stuff and did not feel the usual aches and pains from working out.  The B2B aspects were also very good.

Only issue is that it's a bit pricey, but it's a unique experience.

 

[pisceanuk]

Thanks for the review. How long was the Yoga for and how long was the B2B ? Her website states £90 off peak and £100 peak per session ?

What if I just want a B2B session for 60 mins ? did you explore these possibilities and checked on the price ?

[Jay72]

Lol hilarious concept

[loner]

Lol hilarious concept

Haha yeah i agree. but on the other hand there does seem to be a lot of prossies who are part time PTs or health professionals.

[Romney]

Sounds like they definitely offer the definition of a "niche" service.

Did you get the sense that it would be worth it for someone who has no yoga experience to go and try it out?  I wouldn't mind learning some basic yoga moves, but I'm worried that I might make a fool of myself for during the yoga part, waiting for the fun to start....

[TJHooker]

To answer the questions:

The yoga was for 1 hour. The remainder of the time is for B2B.

Veronika does do just B2B, I did a google search for her number and found quite a few adds for her.  One was for massage, the other was naked poker.  There's another thread on UKP where one guy got to play darts with her.

From the conversations with Veronika and her colleague, they offer Yoga to those with and without experience.

It's quite a relaxed experience, and a niche one.  Not every day you get to see a naked chick bending and stretching openly in front of you who openly encourages you to look at or focus on her bits.

[pisceanuk]

Thanks for the info.

If watching is all I want to do then will watch porn online.

Not every day you get to see a naked chick bending and stretching openly in front of you who openly encourages you to look at or focus on her bits.

[Mr Farkyhars]

From the rules:

- Reviews
Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread..

[Northlondonash]

From the rules:

- Reviews
Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread..

Surely it makes more sense than doing two separate reviews?
My understanding of the rule is with regard to different WGs....

[Mr Farkyhars]

Surely it makes more sense than doing two separate reviews?
My understanding of the rule is with regard to different WGs....

If Admin meant only WRT different WGs, I expect he would have said.. every punt is different and combining them in a review gives an unclear impression.

[Zeusthedoc]

certainly an interesting concept.

would be interested to see what it's all about!

[Northlondonash]

If Admin meant only WRT different WGs, I expect he would have said.. every punt is different and combining them in a review gives an unclear impression.

Fair point...what was unclear about this particular review?

[Mr Farkyhars]

Fair point...what was unclear about this particular review?

It's well written, but it leaves a more confused impression in the mind than when restricting reviews to one event. Which is presumably the point of the rule.

[romeomustdie]

Do they offer kissing or French kissing through out the massage?

Do they also offer sex or oral or is it purely yoga and HJ???

[peter purves]

This may well be a silly question since most would be interested in the sexual side  .

Nonetheless how was the yoga poses: beginners, intermediate or advance?

Cheers!!

[TJHooker]

Do they offer kissing or French kissing through out the massage?

Do they also offer sex or oral or is it purely yoga and HJ???

Kissing was light and only with the second girl.

It's Yoga and B2B only as far as I know.  No oral or sex was offered and I did not ask.

[TJHooker]

This may well be a silly question since most would be interested in the sexual side  .

Nonetheless how was the yoga poses: beginners, intermediate or advance?

Cheers!!

I'm no yogi (not the bear) but neither a novice and I found the poses OK.  During the initial chat I did ask for it to be quite taxing.  Veronika and her colleague cater (from what I gather and was told) for beginners, intermediates and advance.

The naked yoga was my primary reason for going, the B2B was a bonus.

[15 minute wonder]

I went to see veronika about 3 months ago and she really is not attractive facially. Great body but I thought she was lazy and not at all sexy. A real waste of money. She told me survives through a couple of regulars who pay her stupid money for a massage and hj. Before anyone asks why I didn't post a review, I wasn't a member back then.

[vt]

I've seen a few naked yoga vids, it's very erotic...not sure I'd want to tie myself in knots and I think I'd want a more comprehensive service and get oral & FS after getting worked up seeing a flexible female displaying herself though! 

[webpunter]

Veronika does do just B2B, I did a google search for her number and found quite a few adds for her.  One was for massage, the other was naked poker.  There's another thread on UKP where one guy got to play darts with her.

Well spotted.  Can you post the link please.  Wanna see if any reference to how the burd look

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Well spotted.  Can you post the link please.  Wanna see if any reference to how the burd look

She needs to offer naked snooker, get her bent over for a long shot and choose to go in the brown or the pink....

[romeomustdie]

This is what I found. Is this one of the girls?

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[webpunter]

She needs to offer naked snooker, get her bent over for a long shot and choose to go in the brown or the pink....

Do you go for the easy pink or more difficult ... ? 

[TJHooker]

This is what I found. Is this one of the girls?

Hidden Image/Members Only

The picture does not look like her.

This is the other link I found. 

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The picture of her on the site is better than her yoga one.

[Zeusthedoc]

Thinking about it....naked pilates would be worth experiencing

[Mr Farkyhars]

She needs to offer naked snooker, get her bent over for a long shot and choose to go in the brown or the pink....

And extra points for two in a pocket (group sessions only)

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

And extra points for two in a pocket (group sessions only)

Maybe she should organise naked Bullseye, you get to the vinegar strokes, she holds a dartboard, shoot yer muck, hit Bully and win a speedboat? Your performance would be measured as super, smashing or great. You can't beat a bit of Bully!

[Donkeykong69]

I'm guessing you pre-paid through their online procedure? I've always had doubts about paying for anything up front like that, im not exactly going to report it to the police if she went awol

[peter purves]

She needs to offer naked snooker, get her bent over for a long shot and choose to go in the brown or the pink....

 

Ohh Why did you have to go there? 

Reminded me off: "Screwing back for the (Jasmine) Black"

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[Zeusthedoc]

I'm guessing you pre-paid through their online procedure? I've always had doubts about paying for anything up front like that, im not exactly going to report it to the police if she went awol

It's an interesting Q. Did you pay upfront?

[TJHooker]

It's an interesting Q. Did you pay upfront?

No, price was agreed before hand but money was paid on the day in cash at the start of the yoga session.

[Zeusthedoc]

No, price was agreed before hand but money was paid on the day in cash at the start of the yoga session.

I am going to have to go and see her now. But I think I prefer the sound of the hot fit chick.

[shant999]

Defo on my hot list

[flouch]

This sounds like great fun - would really be interested in it.

[lewishamguy]

The phone number is linked to this AW profile -----

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[Expl1cit]

I saw Veronika a few months back for B2B massage session.  I came across her website several months prior to this where she was strictly offering naked yoga sessions, requiring payment in advance.  While it seemed a very unique and exciting concept, I never made a booking to see her.  More recently I saw she was now advertising and offering B2B massages for 130 so I took the plunge and left very disappointed.  Facially she is average at best and really did nothing for me.  Friendly enough, good chat but I wouldn't ever consider a return visit

[webpunter]

The burds who do alternative therapy bollocks like yoga / tantra stuff can be poor.  What we all want is to get a v.brief massage with rapid build up to reach unders & cc swipes followed by B2B massage with the trimmings.  And then properly wanked off with some edging.  Suppose as she is flexible then punters could take along the twister game & some baby oil to play naked.  But i doubt if she'd see the funny side 

[KentAde]

I saw Veronika a few months back for B2B massage session.  I came across her website several months prior to this where she was strictly offering naked yoga sessions, requiring payment in advance.  While it seemed a very unique and exciting concept, I never made a booking to see her.  More recently I saw she was now advertising and offering B2B massages for 130 so I took the plunge and left very disappointed.  Facially she is average at best and really did nothing for me.  Friendly enough, good chat but I wouldn't ever consider a return visit

+1. I mentioned that on another thread. Pretty crap massage if I'm honest, for the price......

[peter purves]

The burds who do alternative therapy bollocks like yoga / tantra stuff can be poor.  What we all want is to get a v.brief massage with rapid build up to reach unders & cc swipes followed by B2B massage with the trimmings.  And then properly wanked off with some edging.  Suppose as she is flexible then punters could take along the twister game & some baby oil to play naked.  But i doubt if she'd see the funny side 

I think these 'burds' are relying on punters who have an interest in the alternative therapy. I am tempted, even with what is stated here, but only because of my interest in yoga.

Once I experience, then I am sure I will agree with what you say 100%

[webpunter]

I think these 'burds' are relying on punters who have an interest in the alternative therapy

+1  and less activity in the 'bedroom department' / punters less expectant.  So they can flounce around doing the alternative stuff with a quick HJ at the end

[vt]

+1  and less activity in the 'bedroom department' / punters less expectant.  So they can flounce around doing the alternative stuff with a quick HJ at the end

Yes it always comes across to me that they want to do as little intimate action as they can get away with...but I guess if it floats some punters boats, who are we to argue? 

[shant999]

Just tried it out today 2hrs £200, Young girls god body, ok looks not the girls in the pics.

Absolute waste of time and money!

Yoga OK
Massage Shit
HE minimal effort

BIG negative for me.

[peter purves]

Just tried it out today 2hrs £200, Young girls god body, ok looks not the girls in the pics.

Absolute waste of time and money!

Yoga OK
Massage Shit
HE minimal effort

BIG negative for me.

So not Veronika then...cheers for the intel

Sorry, I know this is a sex site but what does the yoga entail? 

Cheers and for the BIG warning also!!

[peter purves]

Thinking about it....naked pilates would be worth experiencing

Funnily enough the yoga is a mixture of pilates and some gymnastics along with yoga off course.

Veronika is not a qualified Yoga instructor but someone who has learnt a few manoeuvres and formed her own style but it is not yoga per se.

Although Veronika is very nice, as stated elsewhere, what you are paying for a yoga/pilates and massage is very expensive considering a Yoga class is no more than £10 (unless you are trying the more elite styles) and a massage in one of those Chinese Parlour say about £50.

Then work out the sums.

[Callum_H]

This is my first time posting on the site. I am tempted to try it with Fit Chick so wanted to ask did you call and ask to see Fit Chick or do you see whoever is available on a particular day? I am new to all this and her site mentions nothing on a massage, so do I have to ask for one or is it secretly part of the session? Thanks

 

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No of sessions: 2

Duration:
Session 1: 1.5 hours
Session 2: 2 hours

Paid:
Session 1: £160
Session 2: £200

Services provided: Yoga, B2B massage, HE

Had found a few places that offered naked yoga.  One was a mixed group, others were in groups of males only and finally Veronika who offered 1-2-1 naked yoga.

Booking
Quite easy.  Called her number, did not get through so sent a text message asking about availability.  Got a response back she was available.  Confirmed services, sessions booked.

Location
New flat, a short walk (about 10 minutes) from Southwark Station.  A few coffee places en route so as I was early both occasions, I stopped off.  The flat is clean and well kept.  Two rooms are dedicated to her services.  One is for Yoga, the other is for workouts.

The girls
Session 1 I met Veronika herself.  She is young, very good looking and has a toned body, I was say mid to late 20's.

Session 2 I met the fit chick she refers to on her website.  I forget her name, again she is good looking, I would say more of a toned body as she works out more than Veronika.  I was say early to mid 20's.

Both have nice tits, not big I would say a very nice handful.  Both are quite leggy and tall, say around 5ft 7-8"

The sessions

Session 1
Arrived at the flat, was met by Veronika.  Considering her face is darkened out in the pictures, I was pleased when I saw her.  Was asked to remove my shoes and led into the Yoga room.  The room is carpeted with two yoga mats and towels.

I was asked about what experience I had of yoga and the kind of session I was after.  I do Bikram Yoga on regular basis so asked if we could do something similar to that.  I was asked to get naked and shown the en suite bathroom.  I walked in, got naked and put on a bathrobe.  When I walked out, she was already naked with a glass of water.

On with the session, I removed the bathrobe and we got down to Yoga.  It was good, an hour of stretching, balancing etc.  She had turned up the heat so I was sweating buckets.  Initially I was self conscious about not getting a hard-on, but having her bend over in-front of me I decided to let it happen if it did.  I did get a semi a few times, but this soon passed as the session went on.

There was a lot body contact between us where we used each other to stretch or where Veronika corrected my poses.

After the session, I went and had a shower and when I came out she had removed the mats and put in a mattress for the B2B. 

B2B was good, lots of oil, sliding about and playing from her.  Asked to turn over she continued the massage with her body.  I was allowed to touch but no fingering.  Finally she jerked me off nice and slow until I came.  Another shower, a bit of a chat and I left.

Session 2
Very similar to the first but with her colleague, it was a bit more sensual this time with the girl insisting I focus on various parts of her body when trying to balance.  I did get a hard-on a few time during the session, one time whilst we were back to back.  When we turned around she looked down and just stroked it and we got on with the yoga.

The B2B was however a lot better.  Lots of oil again, but her nipples were rock hard and could feel them every time she slid.  We did kiss, not deep.  Was allowed to finger lightly and suck on her tits.  I did get to play with her quite a bit and got her off.  Her pussy was quite wet by the end of it.  To finish me off, she sat on my thighs and rubbed her self up and down with the eventual hand job and shooting on to her tits.

Back in the shower, a nice chat and off I went.

Would I go again?
Yes. I enjoyed both sessions, the second one more so.  From a Yoga perspective both girls knew there stuff and did not feel the usual aches and pains from working out.  The B2B aspects were also very good.

Only issue is that it's a bit pricey, but it's a unique experience.

[peter purves]

This is my first time posting on the site. I am tempted to try it with Fit Chick so wanted to ask did you call and ask to see Fit Chick or do you see whoever is available on a particular day? I am new to all this and her site mentions nothing on a massage, so do I have to ask for one or is it secretly part of the session? Thanks

 

Personally, I do not think it is good VFM

1) If you are into yoga

2) Into massages

3)) Desirable for sex

I cannot comment on Fit Chick. As far as I am aware there is only two of them, so emphasize this is who you want to see.

[TJHooker]

Callum

The first time I asked for Veronika.  When I called for the second appointment she suggested fit chick, hence went with her.

I would suggest you call the number and request fit chick if she is still working for her and that is who you want.  I've not been since late last year.

For the B2B, when you call to make the appointment let her know you are after it so she can make part of the session rather than just bolting it on at the end.

My first session it was an hour of yoga and 30 mins B2B.  For the second and subsequent ones it was an hour of yoga and a full hour of B2B. 

They also do one hour sessions with 30 minutes of each.

However, as I've not been in just over 6 months, my info may no longer be relevant so it's best to call and ask.

[Callum_H]

That is also true but I am kind of intrigued so might give it a go sometime later. Thank you.

Personally, I do not think it is good VFM

1) If you are into yoga

2) Into massages

3)) Desirable for sex

I cannot comment on Fit Chick. As far as I am aware there is only two of them, so emphasize this is who you want to see.

[Callum_H]

Alright thank you for making that clear for me. Might give it a go sometime later on. Cheers!

Callum

The first time I asked for Veronika.  When I called for the second appointment she suggested fit chick, hence went with her.

I would suggest you call the number and request fit chick if she is still working for her and that is who you want.  I've not been since late last year.

For the B2B, when you call to make the appointment let her know you are after it so she can make part of the session rather than just bolting it on at the end.

My first session it was an hour of yoga and 30 mins B2B.  For the second and subsequent ones it was an hour of yoga and a full hour of B2B. 

They also do one hour sessions with 30 minutes of each.

However, as I've not been in just over 6 months, my info may no longer be relevant so it's best to call and ask.

[Clipit]

Sorry nfs really interesting. Their website is. Erg explicit about no extra services so just wondering how you actually make it clear what you expect or want?