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Author Topic: "Gaurenteed best ever blowjob" ect  (Read 1658 times)

Hi I can't help but notice a lot of profiles with the statement "guaranteed best ever blowjob" "guaranteed best sex of your life" this is a very bold statement to make, but I wonder how they enforce such a claim. "Sorry love but you promised me the best ever blowjob I had, you failed to live up to expectations, can I have my money back?" might be worth a go one day if not planning on seeing the girl again an up for a laugh haha

Offline Corus Boy

I'd like to guarantee you a wonderful answer, but I can't hold my breath that long.  :drinks:

I'd like to guarantee you a wonderful answer, but I can't hold my breath that long.  :drinks:
funny enough holding your breath could lead to a the best blowjob ever!



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Online OakTree

Nothing is guaranteed in this game that's why it's called punting.

Offline MrKeen

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funny enough holding your breath could lead to a the best blowjob ever!

I think thats what he was hinting at.
Banning reason: White-knight + Previously banned (PrinceDene) - "I shouldn't be a member of this forum"

Offline daviemac

It's standard advertising procedure, all adverts claim things they don't deliver. Prossies by nature lie about everything, best to take anything they say with a pinch of salt.

The only one I can think of who said 'come and buy my goods even though its crap' was Gerald Ratner and that went well.   :wacko:

Offline nigel4498

The only thing guaranteed in punting is an empty wallet.

Offline Sticky

Hi I can't help but notice a lot of profiles with the statement "guaranteed best ever blowjob" "guaranteed best sex of your life" this is a very bold statement to make, but I wonder how they enforce such a claim. "Sorry love but you promised me the best ever blowjob I had, you failed to live up to expectations, can I have my money back?" might be worth a go one day if not planning on seeing the girl again an up for a laugh haha

Could always go here - https://www.asa.org.uk/Consumers/How-to-complain/Online-Form/Step1.aspx


Online smiths

Hi I can't help but notice a lot of profiles with the statement "guaranteed best ever blowjob" "guaranteed best sex of your life" this is a very bold statement to make, but I wonder how they enforce such a claim. "Sorry love but you promised me the best ever blowjob I had, you failed to live up to expectations, can I have my money back?" might be worth a go one day if not planning on seeing the girl again an up for a laugh haha

They cant of course, its just a way of trying to attract punters to them, some may fall for it, others with some brain power wont.

Offline dkn

In my experience, those claiming to give the best ever usually fall far short...

Offline David1970

Why not get Ann Robinson on to it, will make a great Watchdog, excellent tea time viewing for all the family.

Offline Madone1

The best line is "tightest pussy on AW" but has hundreds of feedback for escort meets some how love it's unlikely your that tight anymore. :lol:



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Well they're hardly gonna say "mediocre half-arsed blow job is my specialty" are they? I'm sure we all know how to read and interpret these grandiose statements they make!


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