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Author Topic: Catarina & Mariana: Hot Collection: Kensington Olympia: Gorgeous + underwhelming  (Read 2941 times)

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Why did they want your phone number?

I can only assume: because they loved me/thought I was gorgeous/were desperate to see me again independently/thought I was a mug punter with deep pockets/fuck knows

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I can only assume: because they loved me/thought I was gorgeous/were desperate to see me again independently/thought I was a mug punter with deep pockets/fuck knows
I reck they want your number coz they'll put it in their mobiles.  They'll keep the number for a while so if you call then the might be able to remember who you were.  And thus decide whether they'll do an "indie" booking 

Offline Paolo dw

Crikey,  she looks fit-as.  Often wondered how much shopping with the agency burds.  I prefer natural pics
Saw her when she was at Maxes. There's plenty of shopping in those pictures. She may have had that glamour look a decade ago bit she's weathered a fair but since then. She did have great tits and legs and was still fairly attractive but the whole experience was akin to making out with a corpse.

Saw her when she was at Maxes. There's plenty of shopping in those pictures. She may have had that glamour look a decade ago bit she's weathered a fair but since then. She did have great tits and legs and was still fairly attractive but the whole experience was akin to making out with a corpse.

Agreed Paulo, Melissa was shockingly bad and sniffing continuously, I though coke made you lively, there was more life in a tramps vest, saw her in duo with Holly who was great and dragged the punt up to neutral.

Thanks for sharing as usual op  :hi:,like others I shudder at the ££ spent but we all have our budgets and personal limits.

Iwill go up to £250 for a box ticking punt which some will think is way too much so it's all horses for courses really.

What is interesting is that other than yourself there is no one else regularly reviewing these high end agency girls,are we to assume most of the customers are rich arabs/Russians who just wouldn't post on ukp?

Offline jstrongerrrrr

I concur with the above - the most I've ever spent on one girl is £300/hour, my usual limit tends to be £200, occasionally £250 but also happy to pay £120 for a well reviewed indie on AW. My point is money/price is subjective and relevant to what each individual can afford and is happy to pay. I've lost count of the number of times someone has posted a review where the price per hour has been in the £180 mark(or above) and been chided for paying over the odds. Everyone's VFM will be different - what is important to me is to get a decent analysis of the punting market from relatively inexpensive independent to high-end agency hooker - so I am grateful for your reviews of the more expensive ladies YLF.
Banning reason: White-knight slagging of membership

Thanks for sharing as usual op  :hi:,like others I shudder at the ££ spent but we all have our budgets and personal limits.

Iwill go up to £250 for a box ticking punt which some will think is way too much so it's all horses for courses really.

What is interesting is that other than yourself there is no one else regularly reviewing these high end agency girls,are we to assume most of the customers are rich arabs/Russians who just wouldn't post on ukp?

No, I think there are plenty of fellas who punt at the expensive end and use the forum but don't post reviews because they feel uncomfortable sharing punts that are outside the norm on here. I personally think the beauty of UKP is that punters can share experiences at all levels because everyone enjoys punting in different ways from lads who enjoy a 15 minute £40 pump and dump to a £2500 overnight duo. I'm looking at my last 12 months stats and after previously being an agency only user, I've seen many more indies since joining here and had some great punts.

I concur with the above - the most I've ever spent on one girl is £300/hour, my usual limit tends to be £200, occasionally £250 but also happy to pay £120 for a well reviewed indie on AW. My point is money/price is subjective and relevant to what each individual can afford and is happy to pay. I've lost count of the number of times someone has posted a review where the price per hour has been in the £180 mark(or above) and been chided for paying over the odds. Everyone's VFM will be different - what is important to me is to get a decent analysis of the punting market from relatively inexpensive independent to high-end agency hooker - so I am grateful for your reviews of the more expensive ladies YLF.

Good point J, interestingly, one of my best recent punts was an indie at £200 for two hours who I would never have considered before joining UKP.

No, I think there are plenty of fellas who punt at the expensive end and use the forum but don't post reviews because they feel uncomfortable sharing punts that are outside the norm on here. I personally think the beauty of UKP is that punters can share experiences at all levels because everyone enjoys punting in different ways from lads who enjoy a 15 minute £40 pump and dump to a £2500 overnight duo. I'm looking at my last 12 months stats and after previously being an agency only user, I've seen many more indies since joining here and had some great punts.
They shouldn't feel uncomfortable, all genuine reviews are welcome here surely?

Offline jstrongerrrrr

its an interesting point that you both raise - I would say its highly likely that ladies in the more expensive bracket are seen by more than a few members on this site but the reviews are withheld owing to the critical reaction from members that these punts are not vfm - surely a review containing relevant information of the working girl is a good review and useful for the site regardless of the cost and whether members deem the services vfm.
Banning reason: White-knight slagging of membership

They shouldn't feel uncomfortable, all genuine reviews are welcome here surely?

I think there is a prevalent feeling that a review of an expensive punt will get the reviewer slagged off, I had a fair amount of that when I first joined, before people realised I was just another punter reviewing honestly in the spirit of the site. Now I get loads of requests for a steer on agency girls and answer honestly, hopefully saving people from bad punts.

its an interesting point that you both raise - I would say its highly likely that ladies in the more expensive bracket are seen by more than a few members on this site but the reviews are withheld owing to the critical reaction from members that these punts are not vfm - surely a review containing relevant information of the working girl is a good review and useful for the site regardless of the cost and whether members deem the services vfm.

Spot on J, vfm is absolutely in the eye of the punter, for me, it's how I feel afterwards, not what I've spent, if it was £100 or £300.

for me, it's how I feel afterwards, not what I've spent, if it was £100 or £300.

+1, bang on!

Offline hendrix

Spot on J, vfm is absolutely in the eye of the punter, for me, it's how I feel afterwards, not what I've spent, if it was £100 or £300.

Preach!  :thumbsup:

Why did they want your phone number?

I gave them my punting mobile and the brunette has been all over me like a rash. So far I've negotiated the price down by £150 and have a promise of a cool room, cim and facials, lets see how far it goes because they were great looking birds!

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I gave them my punting mobile and the brunette has been all over me like a rash. So far I've negotiated the price down by £150 and have a promise of a cool room, cim and facials, lets see how far it goes because they were great looking birds!
I generally have a small piece of paper in punting wallet for this very purpose avec number.  The burds don't tend to have pens so easy to discretely give them your PM & let em text you if they want to.  They don't want to be seen to be getting punters no's / giving theirs etc.  I think its quite entrepreneurial on their part.  I like it when the burds are keen to meet up - even tho i know its coz they see £signs.  I can then decide in due course
They'll look even better when you've unleashed both barrels

I generally have a small piece of paper in punting wallet for this very purpose avec number.  The burds don't tend to have pens so easy to discretely give them your PM & let em text you if they want to.  They don't want to be seen to be getting punters no's / giving theirs etc.  I think its quite entrepreneurial on their part.  I like it when the burds are keen to meet up - even tho i know its coz they see £signs.  I can then decide in due course
They'll look even better when you've unleashed both barrels

I'm going to keep them holding on and use them at my convenience....

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I'm going to keep them holding on and use them at my convenience....
That's what they're there for

Offline yuiop300

Good reading.  Sorry for the sh!t punt.  It didn't sound sh!t but when you are paying top money you want the best service and you did not get that.

Good reading.  Sorry for the sh!t punt.  It didn't sound sh!t but when you are paying top money you want the best service and you did not get that.

Thanks yuiop, they will taste the seed of my revenge if I decide to see them again on my terms at my price mwahahahaha!

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Why did they want your phone number?
Subject matter covered off on another of YLF's reviews.  The only problem you may encounter is figuring out which review coz they're a comin as frequently as me dropping the kids off at the pool   :lol:

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Subject matter covered off on another of YLF's reviews.  The only problem you may encounter is figuring out which review coz they're a comin as frequently as me dropping the kids off at the pool   :lol:
Edit - fuck its this thread.  Didn't realize i was at the bottom of p.1 whgen replying .  What a bell-end i am !

They have continued to offer a discounted punt independently, have sent unpublished professional photos and promise to deliver on all my required services in a cooler environment, I'm sorely tempted. Any thoughts fellas?

Offline Jvosta

Now I'm confused.......

With Caterina's old photos, I wouldn't have considered her at all....
But her new photos are really hot....

Which set of photos are more representative?  :unknown:

Cheers
 

Now I'm confused.......

With Caterina's old photos, I wouldn't have considered her at all....
But her new photos are really hot....

Which set of photos are more representative?  :unknown:

Cheers

This one from the new set looks like her Jvosta, pm me if you want more info.

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