Author Topic: Lisa~Lisa - Portsmouth (Bait & Switch, I walked)  (Read 1357 times)


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Offline Billy no mates

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I texted, comms were good, quick responses, untill I aksed the dreaded question "Is it definately the girl in the pictures". Every question answered within two minutes until that one. I aksed three times, each time it was ignored or the reply was to a previous question. They asked me "What is wrong with you, we gave address 30 mins ago", I suggested there was no need to be rude, I am happy to go elsewhere. Very apologetic response, and claimed "Its not the girl in the pictures, but very similar girl". I said "Fine, how old?"... "25", I agreed and headed to the address.

Now, I was with my wife, and hilarity ensued when the (male) maid opened the door, we both walked in, and he thought it was a police raid. "No I said, she just needs somewhere to sit and wait". This caused all sorts of confusion and a sudden forgetting of the English language, that was used perfectly on the texts previously. He didnt know what to do.

My wife decided to go and wait at a coffee shop across the road, and I went into the room.

You all know how the story ends. the '25 yr old' had gained around 15-20 years since the text 30 minutes previously. I literally laughed in their faces and told them they are unprofessional, and I will be reporting them (on here).

I went and had a slice of cake and a cup of tea with the missus in Southsea town which was lovely  :kissgirl:


I am still smiling, because I have an hour booked with Portsmouths very own Hayley, tomorrow morning at my hotel  :yahoo:



(Edit, just realised this was my 13th review suppose it was always gonna be poor :D)

MrKeen

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I saw a girl from this site in June. It was B&S but the young girl was so cute and sexy I weakend. If the same girl came back to Portsmouth I would def book agian. The trouble with these oriental family rings you just don't know till you get there as they lie through their teeth to get you to come, hoping you will be so aroused you will accept. I have walked a number of times.

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The phone numbert has changed since I used this profile

Offline nigel4498

These Chinese places are all the same.
You never see the girl in the pictures.
Well done for walking, it's the only way to stop this practice.

LookNoHands

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In my early and more naive days I was caught by this in Pompey too. Ended up guided to a little flat in Fratton to be greeted by a chubby woman in her late 40s who said she was the girl I had been texting. Just about none of the services available... opted for a short stay and hand job while I fingered her (couldn't face entirely wasting the trip after I had been waiting in car for 30 mins). The whole time she kept saying she liked my eyes and saying 'nice man' 'very handsome' ....compliments always welcome, but she had a voice like chain smoking ET. Even with eyes closed this undermined my concentration!

After that I started checking profile pics on TineEye and Google Images - I found these Pompey asians almost always say they are Japanese (they are all likely Chinese without work permits) and have stolen photos that can be easily tracked down to porn sites. Unless you don't mind being conned and find the nonsense entertaining in some way - I would suggest avoiding all of these profiles completely.

Speedy12

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Now, I was with my wife, and hilarity ensued when the (male) maid opened the door, we both walked in, and he thought it was a police raid. "No I said, she just needs somewhere to sit and wait". This caused all sorts of confusion and a sudden forgetting of the English language, that was used perfectly on the texts previously. He didnt know what to do.

Your wife wanted to wait while you did the deed? I am intrigued!

Offline WhackDaddy

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Your wife wanted to wait while you did the deed? I am intrigued!

That's the question I have I had to read it twice in case i miss read

Offline macman26

My god mate was your wife going to join in too?? if she was you've hit haven there my old fruit.  :yahoo: