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Offline NIK

Okay many prossies do have other jobs and in my experience they are often the most reliable, both in terms of turning up and providing a decent service.
Indeed an agency owner once told me she prefered such women as they were more reliable. For the same reason she had a preference for over 25's. although like any pimp she took anything she could get.

However in my vast experience prossies are often about as reliable as a chancellor's economic forecast.

Many times have I been 'stood up' without so much as a by your leave. 
Other times the excuses have been wonderful to behold:
No credit on phone.
No battery on phone.
No phone.
Car broke down.
Lost keys.
Lost dog.
Too pissed.
Baby has shat itself.
Mother has had heart attack.
Etc, etc

Was in the reception of the notorious Arabesque parlour one Sunday morning when only one of four scheduled girls had turned in. Not one of them even had the decency to let their 'employer' know. The owner had to phone them only to hear a load of crap excuses.
If these girls carried on like this in a 'proper' job, they would soon be back to prossying and no mistake.  :mad:

Was in the reception of the notorious Arabesque parlour one Sunday morning when only one of four scheduled girls had turned in.

And i bet she was hung over... I know a lot of peeps slate sandyssuperstars for being clinical and "Ikea-ish" but one thing they do VERY well is ensure that you get the girl you booked and ON TIME. And, correct me if I'm wrong here but I think all their girls are British and are regularly screened for STIs.

BTW I'm not trying to jump all over Arabs, two of the best shaggers I've ever been with were at that establishment (the infamous Lisa, since gone and the lovely Alex, who is one of their current girls).
« Last Edit: March 08, 2013, 08:23:13 PM by hurry up harry »

Offline Ali Katt

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Baby has shat itself.
:lol: If an escort actually used that excuse it is pure comedy.

I have been to several parlours were only one girl has been working that day because a girl was off sick. I don't know how difficult it is to find cover.

It's easy to paint all escorts with the same brush; the  good ones I salute, the bad ones should just fuck off to be fulltime mums. As mentioned a vast majority of them are unreliable and not just younger ones. With me, my main complaint is the escort is often late or not ready for an incall at her place! If I was on a dinner break or something it would be a deal breaker.

Offline NIK

:lol: If an escort actually used that excuse it is pure comedy. I have been to several parlours were only one girl has been working that day because a girl was off sick. I don't know how difficult it is to find cover.

It's easy to paint all escorts with the same brush; the  good ones I salute, the bad ones should just fuck off to be fulltime mums. As mentioned a vast majority of them are unreliable and not just younger ones. With me, my main complaint is the escort is often late or not ready for an incall at her place! If I was on a dinner break or something it would be a deal breaker.

It was more a composite of some of the bollocks I've been told over the years.

Yes one of the worst things when I used to book incalls to home or hotel was their lateness.
Remember one joker turned up to a London hotel 90 minutes late! Reckoned she had gone to the hotel next door by mistake.  :rolleyes: This was from an agency too who were bloody useless.
I can't believe I still went ahead with the punt, which as you might expect was crap!
Then there was Adrianna who locked herself out of her flat and had to go to a hotel while I was waiting outside her flat.
At least she was a good un!

Unfortunately it seems to follow that some of the most unreliable,girls are,also the best fucks (when you get to see them)

Offline Uglybugball

Unfortunately it seems to follow that some of the most unreliable,girls are,also the best fucks (when you get to see them)

+1

I'd agreed to meet an escort in a hotel bar, before going up to the room. I was kept waiting for at least an hour. She was texting me with updates, she even asked me to order a cab to pick her up!.

When she finally walked in..  :kissgirl:  A real head turner.   :hi:

All the anticipation had built up to a crescendo, straight up to the room and a really good seeing to. She added on extra time to make up for it.

It's a womans' prerogative to be late...a mans' to ingratiate.

+1

I'd agreed to meet an escort in a hotel bar, before going up to the room. I was kept waiting for at least an hour. She was texting me with updates, she even asked me to order a cab to pick her up!.

When she finally walked in..  :kissgirl:  A real head turner.   :hi:

All the anticipation had built up to a crescendo, straight up to the room and a really good seeing to. She added on extra time to make up for it.

It's a womans' prerogative to be late...a mans' to ingratiate.

Yea I relate to that, one girl in particular I first started seeing in 2004. I walked into a parlour (world famous babes), saw her, couldn't believe how beautiful she was, spent the next hour in ecstatic union with her, saw her on three successive weeks of amazing sex. Then her appearances started to become unreliable. The parlours,she appeared at tolerated her unreliability and she alway said to me (to be fair to her) if you get to see me it'll be great but don't bank on me. Over the next 6 or 7 years,I must've seen her 20 times in about 40 bookings. She's the only girl I've ever known to get sacked from sandys superstars not once but twice over unreliability issues and be able to blag herself back onto the Rota. I last saw her about 15 months ago but I think she never intended to be in this business past her 30s andshes packed it in. She's still my benchmark. Very unreliable but every toime I saw her it was like winning the lottery. (She went by the name of Faith or Libby depending on the parlour)

Offline cosava

Tend to agree that the unreliable girls are good in the sack. I think that this is part of the problem coz if they gave poor service and were flaky they would have improve in one area to get work. You have missed out the I was unwell excuse, particularly ironic if they also get feedback from other guys for the same time. The worst is when you don't even get a cancellation you just end up hanging around going WTF... :mad:

Offline Daffodil

Unfortunately it comes with the territory. Girls who end up being pro$$ies will often lack the skills required to make it in the usual workplaces, with reliability being one of those requirements.

I think the term 'professional prossie' is something of an oxymoron.

Tony Montana

Unfortunately it seems to follow that some of the most unreliable,girls are,also the best fucks (when you get to see them)

I've found that too, especially with one particular girl who I like to see but who has let me down many times.  Some of the excuses seemed genuine as she disappeared from the rota of the parlour where she worked, but other times I'm more suspicious.

It's become a bit like the Monty Python cheese sketch where John Cleese is naming all different sorts of cheese and the shopkeeper tries to come up with an original excuse as to why that cheese isn't available.

Since July 2011, out of 14 agreed bookings for an overnight, she has actually turned up twice which is appalling unreliability.. so why do I continue to try and see her?

1. She is absolutely sensational when she does actually turn up.
2. It has become something of a 'mission' now to get the latest overnight to finally happen (cancelled/no-show/forgotten/postponed 5 times so far)
3. On the last cancellation she said "The next one's on me, I'll even pay for the hotel"  ... so, will it happen?   Banzai!  betting startz!


Online Jimmyredcab

Unfortunately it comes with the territory. Girls who end up being pro$$ies will often lack the skills required to make it in the usual workplaces, with reliability being one of those requirements.

I think the term 'professional prossie' is something of an oxymoron.

This is why so many pro$$ies "retire" and return within weeks, they simply can't survive in the real world.   :thumbsdown:

Offline cosava

1. She is absolutely sensational when she does actually turn up.
2. It has become something of a 'mission' now to get the latest overnight to finally happen (cancelled/no-show/forgotten/postponed 5 times so far)
3. On the last cancellation she said "The next one's on me, I'll even pay for the hotel"  ... so, will it happen?   Banzai!  betting startz!

I know just what this is like, trust me move on....

Offline zootie

A typical excuse used by WGs is to say the landlord has just turned up.
Utter rubbish of course landlords can't just turn up like that.
Had that used on me a couple of times.
I just take my cash elsewhere

Offline k

A typical excuse used by WGs is to say the landlord has just turned up.
Utter rubbish of course landlords can't just turn up like that.
I think that sometimes the landlord turns up for some benefit in kind...  At any rate wg's are a bit more wary of landlords due to the danger of getting booted out.


Many times have I been 'stood up' without so much as a by your leave. 
Other times the excuses have been wonderful to behold:
No credit on phone.
No battery on phone.
No phone.
Car broke down.
Lost keys.
Lost dog.
Too pissed.
Baby has shat itself.
Mother has had heart attack.
Etc, etc


This was the unspoken reason why my [so far] 1 & only let-down happened.  I'd rung the previous day to arrange a meet one Saturday [the WG in question, who'd been on my "2c" list for some time, offers a lower rate on weekend afternoons].  I told her that I don't drive and she told me which bus route would bring me closest to her house and which stop to get off the bus.  We agreed that I'd ring her about ¼-hour before the start time the next afternoon and she'd give me final directions from the bus stop.

So I'm standing at a bus stop in an unfamiliar area at 1.45 one Saturday afternoon, getting no answer to my call and having no idea which direction I should be walking.  I tried again a few minutes later and got a VERY hungover-sounding WG, sort-of bollocking me for not having rung her an hour before the start time; something I'd not been asked to do the day before.  I told her to, erm, "forget it" and made my way home to delete her from my "2c" list.  No punt for me that afternoon and a Viagra tablet wasted, but I'm not prepared to be pissed about like that.

Offline James999

A typical excuse used by WGs is to say the landlord has just turned up.

Usually means they have double booked or taken a more expensive booking  :hi:

Tony Montana

A typical excuse used by WGs is to say the landlord has just turned up.
Utter rubbish of course landlords can't just turn up like that.
Had that used on me a couple of times.
I just take my cash elsewhere

Landlords have to give 24 hours notice of an inspection

Offline Ali Katt

Landlords have to give 24 hours notice of an inspection
Yep. I think it will depend on the contract, Landlords must also give a tenant their privacy, that means not visiting the property at all hours. Having said, if she was renting from a landlord on an hourly basis as was said he may be round for a freebie, knowing she is a prostitute. Either way it is a bullshit excuse. The worse ones are emotionally manipulative excuses, if someone genuinely experiences them it is tragic, but to say "my baby's been taken to hospital" because the prossie double books or wakes up late just isn't fair.

Offline Dani

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Most of the used excuses are not justifiable to leave until the last minute.  The my baby has been taken to the hospital, if true is awful BUT she would have known hours before that her child is unwell so could have cancelled in advance.

The same as I am unwell.  I have had to cancel a couple of times due to be taken to hospital (I do state on my profile thi may happen if you insist on booking in advance) yet I always know hours and hours before so can let them know long before they leave home and with enough time to find a plan B

I think half the time they dont write their booking down so forget about them completely

Usually means they have double booked or taken a more expensive booking  :hi:

Exactly.  A booking from her £250ph website rate just came through. Scrap the £100ph AW mug booking and let him down gently with one of the above excuses.

Does anyone get the 'I had to pick up my child' \ 'take them to the hospital' one? It happens far to often to be a legit excuse.
The shame is it's overuse looks bad on those that actually need to legitimately use it.

Online Jimmyredcab

Exactly.  A booking from her £250ph website rate just came through. Scrap the £100ph AW mug booking and let him down gently with one of the above excuses.


I am sure this happens all the time, that is why many pro$$ies refuse to give out the address until the very last minute, if something more lucrative comes along you will get voicemail when you arrive at the designated point.   :mad:

Offline Daffodil

I am sure this happens all the time, that is why many pro$$ies refuse to give out the address until the very last minute, if something more lucrative comes along you will get voicemail when you arrive at the designated point.   :mad:

This is what I believe too. The security excuse sounds like cock and bull as they're going to give you the address anyway.

Online Jimmyredcab

This is what I believe too. The security excuse sounds like cock and bull as they're going to give you the address anyway.

Absolutely.
If anyone has bad intentions such as robbery they will simply go along with whatever the girls says until they eventually get the address ------------------ security my arse.    :wacko:

Offline Outcallguy

The number of times I've turned up at a WGs place to have no answer on the phone is what has made me exclusively an outcall booker. At least when they don't show I have my xbox!

I waited in the rain for 40 min for 1 girl who then had the cheek to message me saying her phone had died and she had to goto the Dr with a friend hence the cancelation :(

Also you are right, the best fuck of my whole life, no longer checks her AW messages, phone or hotmail account I have for her.
I'd give anything to see her again! (Treat em mean.... perhaps?)

Offline AnthG

no longer checks her AW messages, phone or hotmail account I have for her.
I'd give anything to see her again! (Treat em mean.... perhaps?)

Yeah like I said elsewhere on the forum. If you say something negative about them they are on here like flash. And usually remain as members.

Give them nothing but praise and they never sign up and probably never even hear of the forums existence.

It should be the other way around IMHO.


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