Sweet Sexy Monica - Marylebone / Baker Street

[ynothgnis]

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She is based near Marylebone tube station (1 minute) and duo's with External Link/Members Only.

I saw her after my regular got ill. I won't revisit Monica because I don't like the way she runs her business (to be fair though the services I enjoyed from her were fantastic and she has a nice personality). Here's my review (she had not confirmed my booking on AW so I can't post it there, plus I've posted this in %%% so figured I might as well put it here as well):

Booking call - I phoned Monica (found out later it was her flatmate) and confirmed services offered. I was particularly interested in the shared shower and was told that would be fine and I said I didn't want any of the extras, again all fine. Seemed very pleasant on the phone and I asked for a booking the following day at 12pm. I was asked to call at 11am the next day to confirm which I was happy to do.

Confirmation call - Phoned up Monica (the real one this time) to confirm and said that I had called yesterday. She said that 'yes' she remembered me and that she had only just got up hence why she was a little dazed. She told me that she would give me directions when I got to her local station (Marylebone). I'm fine with that having done it before with other ladies.

Pre-meeting - Booking is for 12pm (1 hour incall) and I arrive at the station and call her at 11:57am (she said her incall was only 1 minute away, which as it turns out is true). I phone several times but it kept going to voice. Half way though writing a text to ask if everything was OK she called me and gave me directions to a house number but not to knock on the door but to call her. Fair enough. Get to the house and after several atempts I finally get through and am told to cross over the road to get to her house. I hope no one has ever knocked on the door of whoever lives at that first house. About 30 seconds later I find her house and enter. It is now 12:07pm.

Escort - Monica is 100% the person in her profile pics. Personally I found her very attractive and her English is very good.

Paperwork - I was lead into her bedroom, past her flatmate. She then asked about what length of session I'd like and how much the extra's are. I have already handed over the money (as soon as I entered the room as I'm accustomed to do) and so this feels odd. I asked about the assisted shower and she gets an embarrassed look on her face. At this point Monica admits that it was her flatmate who took the booking and that I should've mentioned the shared shower when I phoned to confirm (again, she said she remembered me so I didn't think I'd have to). She gave me a towel and said I'd have to wait 3 minutes as her flatmate had a client in there. She then gave me a towel and left the room. I was sat on her bed for 8 minutes doing absolutely nothing. Again this is strange because usually in this situation the escort stays in the room to chat until the shower is free. She eventually came back at 12:15pm and let me to the shower room and said that she would have the shared shower with me (I did not ask her this time having accepted what she said before, she just offered) but that I must not get water on her makeup. I got the impression she really didn't want to do it so I very politely declined because I didn't want to make her feel like she 'had' to (I appreciated her offering though). She said I could leave my clothes in the bedroom but I didn't feel comfortable doing that given the deception thus far. I was really worried about this booking because I've never had this sort of thing happen to me before, especially the long period of time being left alone and the lady not knowing what I had requested.

Shower: Small bathroom, clean enough. The shower iteself is awful (hand held shower head) and was either too hot or too cold. After my quick shower (time now was 12:19pm) I was asked to wait a couple of minutes in the bedroom. When she came back it was 12:22pm.

Services: Interestingly, the services I received were very well delivered and I had a fantastic time, which I was very surprised about given everything above. I would give her full marks for this part of the experience.

Additional Info: We got talking and I said how odd I found the booking experience described above i.e. being told yes to the shared shower over the phone but then told no when I turned up, and the pretending to be somebody else aspect, as well as being directed outside somebody else's house before being given directions to her flat (which is sort of around the corner looking in the other direction - even for security purposes she can't see the punter when he's standing outside that first house). She said it was very usual and that I must not have seen a lot of escorts. Admittedly I see FBSM providers more than Escorts, but I have seen a lot of escorts and even when they do something similar to the above, it never 'feels' scary the way this did. I don't think she cared either way given that it works for her. We had a pleasant conversation though, she was very easy to talk to. This is the only time I have ever had to ask a lady to confirm that she is independent (she said she is). She said that she noticed that I looked a bit scared when she first left the room (with the fee and being told no to the shared shower) but she was adamant that what she was doing was perfectly normal and 'everyone does it'. That last bit annoyed me because almost all the ladies I've seen thus have not behaved like this.

End of booking - Very enjoyable end at around 12:44 (I have to admit that she was very good at the services she shared with me, no complaints on that front). She asked me to clean myself up which I did (very rarely do lady's ask me to do this but fair enough). She said she'd be back in two minutes. Given the above I assumed she wanted me to get dressed so I did. When she returned it at 12:47pm and we said our goodbyes.

Summary: Bit of a strange one this. I really like Monica BUT I really dislike the way she runs her business. If there had been honesty throughout I would very happily revisit as she's only 10 minutes walk from my London office but given everything in context I won't because I don't want to reward these sorts of practices. Next time should I be in a similar situation I will not hand over the fee until I have confirmed services and if it turns out to be similar to this situation I will (hopefully have the guts) to just walk away. Lesson learned.

tl;dr -  (too long, didn't read) Overall, a negative from me because of the deceptions. However at this price I doubt my experience will put others off.

[sly ol fox]

thanks for the review my man
funny enough i was thinking of going to see this lady but what you just explained about
the time wasting has happend to me a few times and like you it puts me right of
since punting for a while now iv learnt a few things

1. i never give the money over untill im in the room of the girl
2. the clock starts the secound i hand that money over so if my appointment was 3pm to 4pm
and i hand the money over at lets say 3.07pm and it was her fault i.e wasting time, then i make sure
i leave a 4.07pm
3. if i find that the girl is being rude or pointing out little things like trying to say the so original " cum for me now baby"
after 10 minutes of the booking, then i just play them at their own game, i pretend to be really unbotherd by it
or play silly or just act like them but acting sarcastic, most of the time it baffles the girl and more often or not works
4. i just try to be firm but fair, not to up tight but not to shy and nice, gives the girl the impression that you aint a push over

but this is just me 

[ynothgnis]

Just a little update: I've had a few emails back and forth with Monica in which she apologies. I'm going to make this one public because it makes me think I may have not been very clear in my report above (I updated on %%% so thought I should do it here too):

    Hey Toni,

    I seriously dont understand why you saying negative. I did not make you feel bad. I was try to give you the best honestly. I am said to read your sentences I am sorry about the shower.

    Good bye.
    Monica x

This is a heart-felt response which makes me think that Monica may actually have been more genuine than my experience would otherwise suggest. If it had been aggressive or abusive I could just have ignored it but I think maybe she really means it and perhaps I wasn't very clear in my report. So, just to be clear (more details in the report above but here's the highlights):

Pros:
+ Accurate pictures, 100% the lady on the profile, and in my opinion she is very beautiful
+ Very enjoyable services (honestly, I did enjoy myself and have no complaints whatsoever about this part of the booking)
+ Warm personality

Cons:
- Talking to someone pretending to be Monica on the phone
- Being told yes to a shared shower but then told no on arrival when I asked if we were going to share it at the start of the booking (to be fair she later offered to get in the shower with me but I could tell she didn't want to so I politely declined). I honestly don't care about the shared shower it's more about being told one thing on the phone and another on arrival with the explanation that it's my fault for not mentioning it in my second confirmation phonecall.
- Being told to go outside somebody elses house rather than someplace more neutral before getting further directions (I really hope no punter has ever knocked on that person's door, and I know how worrying it can be to have people standing around looking at your house but you don't know them, so I really disliked this)
- Time wasting (being left alone in her room after payment for nearly 10 minutes while her flatemate's client showered)
- Bad shower facility (either scalding hot or freezing cold)

Debatable:
- Getting the impression that once the main event was over she wanted me to leave early (this one may be just my interpretation and maybe I could've stayed till the end of the booked time, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on this). I'm not sure when the end of the booked time would've been given my report though?

I hope that clears things up. Monica if you're reading this / having someone read this to you, it was not my intention to make you sad. This is my honest review of events and i really did have a good time like I told you, it's everything else which I was not OK with (and I did very politely tell you this at the end of my booking on why I wouldn't be returning).
 
Right, I hope that clears that up. :S

[Nice Guy Eddie]

I think you are right to post your experience and give an honest review.

It helps those of us who are regular punters a great deal.

The majority of girls i have seen were great but there have been some who haven't.

I particularly dislike the ones who mess you around and then get angry if you are negative about them afterwards.

If i have a very good time with a girl i do positive feedback or in a lot of cases a field report if i don't i sometimes put up negative feedback.

After all they are suppose to be providing a service, a pretty expensive one at that.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

I think you are right to post your experience and give an honest review.

It helps those of us who are regular punters a great deal.

The majority of girls i have seen were great but there have been some who haven't.

I particularly dislike the ones who mess you around and then get angry if you are negative about them afterwards.

If i have a very good time with a girl i do positive feedback or in a lot of cases a field report if i don't i sometimes put up negative feedback.

After all they are suppose to be providing a service, a pretty expensive one at that.

[loner]

I saw monica at baker street. I personally had a great time, her pussy got very wet and she gave a very friendly and sensual service. I would def return.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

Is it a true GFE, does she kiss passionately etc?

[vt]

You paid an hour and got 22 mins of action...that's a negative before you even start on the other stuff...and I thought parlours were bad for knocking a min or two off each end of the punt! 

[hammbone]

Her email to you is an unusual step and she seems to regret what happened.  To be fair, if possible I'd add another comment to her ratings describing the 'new info'.  It sounds to me like your meeting had disappointments about it, but wasn't actually negative in total?

[jesus_jones]

I saw monica at baker street. I personally had a great time, her pussy got very wet and she gave a very friendly and sensual service. I would def return.

Agreed. Saw her 4 times when she was at Finchley Road. She was brilliant every time.

[mh]

- Bad shower facility (either scalding hot or freezing cold)

I would say at least 75% of the showers I've been invited to use have been shower attachments from a bath mixer tap, with a shower curtain or (luxury) a shower screen. No regulation of temperature, no insurance against pressure changes. But this only reflects the fact that most people don't have a dedicated, regulated, pumped shower in their house or flat. Given the dives some girls work from it's a bonus if they have a shower. One or two I've looked at would leave you dirtier than when you first got in. So as with other aspects of a punt I expect the worst and hope for the best. Some girls' showers (and I am still talking about washing facilities not watersports) have been superb.

[ynothgnis]

Her email to you is an unusual step and she seems to regret what happened.  To be fair, if possible I'd add another comment to her ratings describing the 'new info'.  It sounds to me like your meeting had disappointments about it, but wasn't actually negative in total?

I think I covered that by saying the following in my feedback on her AW profile, which says:

Negative. Monica is nice. Services are well delivered. Confirmed on phone a shared shower only to be told no on arrival (but later offered). Not her on phone.

and her response:

   
Response: I dont agree u saying negative.Cause when u was with me u said u enjoying.Im independent its my phone.If you dont tell in person what would you like to do i mig [end of comment]

So I did say the services were well delivered and that she was nice, I really have no complaints about that. For me, I have to put that into context of everything else (deception and time wasting), hence why overall it was a negative for me. Like you said, she seems to regret it plus as she was not abusive in her emails to me I thought it best to summerise everything in my post above, just in case she really is being genuine. I still won't revisit but I don't want anyone to think this is a personal attack because it absolutely is not.

I would say at least 75% of the showers I've been invited to use have been shower attachments from a bath mixer tap, with a shower curtain or (luxury) a shower screen. No regulation of temperature, no insurance against pressure changes. But this only reflects the fact that most people don't have a dedicated, regulated, pumped shower in their house or flat. Given the dives some girls work from it's a bonus if they have a shower. One or two I've looked at would leave you dirtier than when you first got in. So as with other aspects of a punt I expect the worst and hope for the best. Some girls' showers (and I am still talking about washing facilities not watersports) have been superb.

In my experience you can tell a lot about a provider by how well their shower facility is and how clean their flat is. If those things are good it just shows that the lady takes pride in the experience she provides in my opinion

[Daffodil]

Her email to you is an unusual step and she seems to regret what happened.  To be fair, if possible I'd add another comment to her ratings describing the 'new info'.  It sounds to me like your meeting had disappointments about it, but wasn't actually negative in total?

He was misled over services, made to jump through hoops just to get to her door, and spent less than thirty minutes with the girl despite paying for an hour. I think you'll find that makes it a negative 

[Timnog]

anyone knows what happened to Sweet Sexy Monica? She seems to have completely dropped off the radar :O

[Persie]

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She is based near Marylebone tube station (1 minute) and duo's with External Link/Members Only.

I saw her after my regular got ill. I won't revisit Monica because I don't like the way she runs her business (to be fair though the services I enjoyed from her were fantastic and she has a nice personality). Here's my review (she had not confirmed my booking on AW so I can't post it there, plus I've posted this in %%% so figured I might as well put it here as well):

Booking call - I phoned Monica (found out later it was her flatmate) and confirmed services offered. I was particularly interested in the shared shower and was told that would be fine and I said I didn't want any of the extras, again all fine. Seemed very pleasant on the phone and I asked for a booking the following day at 12pm. I was asked to call at 11am the next day to confirm which I was happy to do.

Confirmation call - Phoned up Monica (the real one this time) to confirm and said that I had called yesterday. She said that 'yes' she remembered me and that she had only just got up hence why she was a little dazed. She told me that she would give me directions when I got to her local station (Marylebone). I'm fine with that having done it before with other ladies.

Pre-meeting - Booking is for 12pm (1 hour incall) and I arrive at the station and call her at 11:57am (she said her incall was only 1 minute away, which as it turns out is true). I phone several times but it kept going to voice. Half way though writing a text to ask if everything was OK she called me and gave me directions to a house number but not to knock on the door but to call her. Fair enough. Get to the house and after several atempts I finally get through and am told to cross over the road to get to her house. I hope no one has ever knocked on the door of whoever lives at that first house. About 30 seconds later I find her house and enter. It is now 12:07pm.

Escort - Monica is 100% the person in her profile pics. Personally I found her very attractive and her English is very good.

Paperwork - I was lead into her bedroom, past her flatmate. She then asked about what length of session I'd like and how much the extra's are. I have already handed over the money (as soon as I entered the room as I'm accustomed to do) and so this feels odd. I asked about the assisted shower and she gets an embarrassed look on her face. At this point Monica admits that it was her flatmate who took the booking and that I should've mentioned the shared shower when I phoned to confirm (again, she said she remembered me so I didn't think I'd have to). She gave me a towel and said I'd have to wait 3 minutes as her flatmate had a client in there. She then gave me a towel and left the room. I was sat on her bed for 8 minutes doing absolutely nothing. Again this is strange because usually in this situation the escort stays in the room to chat until the shower is free. She eventually came back at 12:15pm and let me to the shower room and said that she would have the shared shower with me (I did not ask her this time having accepted what she said before, she just offered) but that I must not get water on her makeup. I got the impression she really didn't want to do it so I very politely declined because I didn't want to make her feel like she 'had' to (I appreciated her offering though). She said I could leave my clothes in the bedroom but I didn't feel comfortable doing that given the deception thus far. I was really worried about this booking because I've never had this sort of thing happen to me before, especially the long period of time being left alone and the lady not knowing what I had requested.

Shower: Small bathroom, clean enough. The shower iteself is awful (hand held shower head) and was either too hot or too cold. After my quick shower (time now was 12:19pm) I was asked to wait a couple of minutes in the bedroom. When she came back it was 12:22pm.

Services: Interestingly, the services I received were very well delivered and I had a fantastic time, which I was very surprised about given everything above. I would give her full marks for this part of the experience.

Additional Info: We got talking and I said how odd I found the booking experience described above i.e. being told yes to the shared shower over the phone but then told no when I turned up, and the pretending to be somebody else aspect, as well as being directed outside somebody else's house before being given directions to her flat (which is sort of around the corner looking in the other direction - even for security purposes she can't see the punter when he's standing outside that first house). She said it was very usual and that I must not have seen a lot of escorts. Admittedly I see FBSM providers more than Escorts, but I have seen a lot of escorts and even when they do something similar to the above, it never 'feels' scary the way this did. I don't think she cared either way given that it works for her. We had a pleasant conversation though, she was very easy to talk to. This is the only time I have ever had to ask a lady to confirm that she is independent (she said she is). She said that she noticed that I looked a bit scared when she first left the room (with the fee and being told no to the shared shower) but she was adamant that what she was doing was perfectly normal and 'everyone does it'. That last bit annoyed me because almost all the ladies I've seen thus have not behaved like this.

End of booking - Very enjoyable end at around 12:44 (I have to admit that she was very good at the services she shared with me, no complaints on that front). She asked me to clean myself up which I did (very rarely do lady's ask me to do this but fair enough). She said she'd be back in two minutes. Given the above I assumed she wanted me to get dressed so I did. When she returned it at 12:47pm and we said our goodbyes.

Summary: Bit of a strange one this. I really like Monica BUT I really dislike the way she runs her business. If there had been honesty throughout I would very happily revisit as she's only 10 minutes walk from my London office but given everything in context I won't because I don't want to reward these sorts of practices. Next time should I be in a similar situation I will not hand over the fee until I have confirmed services and if it turns out to be similar to this situation I will (hopefully have the guts) to just walk away. Lesson learned.

tl;dr -  (too long, didn't read) Overall, a negative from me because of the deceptions. However at this price I doubt my experience will put others off.

Thanks for that

I am in Baker st in a couple of weeks so was looking at her

Any recs for that area. The last post I made had few posters 

[Timnog]

that last link gives a 'member not found/inactive' though