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Author Topic: A Muse in Paradise  (Read 4171 times)

Offline aardvark

This lady seems interesting, but I can't decide whether or not she is bonkers.

The very wordy profile sounds like unadulterated rubbish, but she clearly tweaks it quite regularly.

When she first appeared, she seemed to be advertising massage and HJ only, with the hint of more for 'selected' gents.  she was charging £70 ph for that.  Now she seems to be suggesting that there is much more guaranteed - for the right client of course!  Last week she seemed to be charging £140 ph, but now seems to have gone down to £100.  At that rate, she might be worth a try.

I can't decide whether she is genuinely what she suggests - a bored academic doing it for the thrill, or an intelligent (she seems to be) bullshitter.  If she is an academic, she is taking a major risk showing her face, so (1) are the pics fake and she is a bullshitter; (2) she is not an academic as claimed; (3) she is an academic, and is bonkers????

What is the selected wisdom?

Is anyone one of her 'selected people. I know who they are - and they know who they are'?

If so, let us in on the secret.

https://www.adultwork.com/1720120 or https://www.adultwork.com/A+MUSE+IN+PARADISE


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Offline EnglishRebecca121

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she seems quirky!
but 100 ph no sex or oral is a bit of a scam surely!
no feedback is always iffy to! and if those tits are natural im god :D

Offline aardvark

I'm not sure it is no sex - she doesn't explicitly state 'penetration'on her likes, but implies that it would be included for the right guy. Bit of a risk though. I agree that the tits aren't what God gave her, but she can be forgiven for that! :yahoo: I do however think that they suggest she probably isn't an academic - but that could just be my prejudices leaping forth.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 10:44:48 PM by aardvark »

Offline PuntingPete

I think you summed her up in your first line "Bonkers"

I lost the will to live after a couple of paragraphs, so I'm afraid I'm out  :P

She's a sandwich short.......
I think losing her spouse recently has put a spanner in the works. The intricate use of prose in her profile is to put most punters off, and those that make it to the end and are still keen face an even bigger challenge - to be 'invited' (as she puts it) to see her, whoopee fucking doo.  :wackogirl:

Offline MikeBWales

This lady seems interesting, but I can't decide whether or not she is bonkers.

The very wordy profile sounds like unadulterated rubbish, but she clearly tweaks it quite regularly.

When she first appeared, she seemed to be advertising massage and HJ only, with the hint of more for 'selected' gents.  she was charging £70 ph for that.  Now she seems to be suggesting that there is much more guaranteed - for the right client of course!  Last week she seemed to be charging £140 ph, but now seems to have gone down to £100.  At that rate, she might be worth a try.

I can't decide whether she is genuinely what she suggests - a bored academic doing it for the thrill, or an intelligent (she seems to be) bullshitter.  If she is an academic, she is taking a major risk showing her face, so (1) are the pics fake and she is a bullshitter; (2) she is not an academic as claimed; (3) she is an academic, and is bonkers????

What is the selected wisdom?

Is anyone one of her 'selected people. I know who they are - and they know who they are'?

If so, let us in on the secret.

https://www.adultwork.com/1720120 or https://www.adultwork.com/A+MUSE+IN+PARADISE

She doesn't seem to be quite all there, maybe all an act who knows.  Maybe you take one for the team and see her on behalf of all of us and feed back!! :D


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She doesn't seem to be quite all there, maybe all an act who knows.  Maybe you take one for the team and see her on behalf of all of us and feed back!! :D

not only not quite all there but all gone completely

Offline Mystique46m

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not only not quite all there but all gone completely

Yes I was intrigued but profiles gone!

Offline aardvark

Yes I was intrigued but profiles gone!

She comes and goes regularly - check the link in a couple of days if you want to see the profile, it will be back soon.

She comes and goes regularly - check the link in a couple of days if you want to see the profile, it will be back soon.

She is back.

Offline PuntingPete

She is back.

Probably took her profile down while she went to see her shrink  :lol:

Offline Bobthenob

OK, so I can help here.  Lady also calls herself Holly, and I've made it through her screening process without too much effort.

Positives - great body, great massage, and a very, very happy ending all over her.  Didn't go for the "penetration" option, so can't comment, but GFE is not offered.

Negatives - quite bonkers, and definitely not academic (or as smart as she makes out). Charming though if you ignore all the bullshit about her past adventures (stunt girl, Oxford PhDs blah blah). Older than she looks in the photos, although they're genuine and don't seem to be p.shopped.

Would I go back? Probably, but quite expensive for a rub and tug no matter how good it is.  Since AW is down I can't see her profile, but I don't think she's offering that any more, just the 1.5hr session.

Offline Harley

Her profile seems to be up no longer however, with a lot of effort, because I found her hard to book when it was up, simply because I was intrigued, not only by her looks, but her rather witty and different approach, I persevered and finally got a reply and an invitation. To me, and I am not easy to please when it comes to punting, I found her totally enchanting and charming and enjoyed the warmth of her lovely apartment and enticing personality. I had a great time because this is one very sexually orientated girl who doesn't have to fake it, and by my experience, certainly didn't want to. I have visited many over the years, and I don't understand anyone saying she was NOT into penetrative sex. From what I understand she was a teacher, lost her job because she was naive enough to put her real photos up, and is now a post graduate student. And that is probably why I can't seem to find her again now. If I could, £150 for an hour and a half - which was really a lot longer as she doesn't seem to watch the clock - was cheap at twice the price. I think her over-screening process is probably over done, but then again, it's her own home, and not rented premises like many girls I have seen.

thanks, yes too far, but cordial good wishes, HP

Offline aardvark

OK, so I can help here.  Lady also calls herself Holly, and I've made it through her screening process without too much effort.

Positives - great body, great massage, and a very, very happy ending all over her.  Didn't go for the "penetration" option, so can't comment, but GFE is not offered.

Negatives - quite bonkers, and definitely not academic (or as smart as she makes out). Charming though if you ignore all the bullshit about her past adventures (stunt girl, Oxford PhDs blah blah). Older than she looks in the photos, although they're genuine and don't seem to be p.shopped.

Would I go back? Probably, but quite expensive for a rub and tug no matter how good it is.  Since AW is down I can't see her profile, but I don't think she's offering that any more, just the 1.5hr session.

You say older than she appears in the photos - she seems to say she is 36, is that accurate? Her boobs don't appear to be natural - are they??

Offline aardvark

Her profile seems to be up no longer however, with a lot of effort, because I found her hard to book when it was up, simply because I was intrigued, not only by her looks, but her rather witty and different approach, I persevered and finally got a reply and an invitation. To me, and I am not easy to please when it comes to punting, I found her totally enchanting and charming and enjoyed the warmth of her lovely apartment and enticing personality. I had a great time because this is one very sexually orientated girl who doesn't have to fake it, and by my experience, certainly didn't want to. I have visited many over the years, and I don't understand anyone saying she was NOT into penetrative sex. From what I understand she was a teacher, lost her job because she was naive enough to put her real photos up, and is now a post graduate student. And that is probably why I can't seem to find her again now. If I could, £150 for an hour and a half - which was really a lot longer as she doesn't seem to watch the clock - was cheap at twice the price. I think her over-screening process is probably over done, but then again, it's her own home, and not rented premises like many girls I have seen.

Does she do oral or kissing??

Curious6705

Her profile seems to be up no longer however, with a lot of effort, because I found her hard to book when it was up, simply because I was intrigued, not only by her looks, but her rather witty and different approach, I persevered and finally got a reply and an invitation. To me, and I am not easy to please when it comes to punting, I found her totally enchanting and charming and enjoyed the warmth of her lovely apartment and enticing personality. I had a great time because this is one very sexually orientated girl who doesn't have to fake it, and by my experience, certainly didn't want to. I have visited many over the years, and I don't understand anyone saying she was NOT into penetrative sex. From what I understand she was a teacher, lost her job because she was naive enough to put her real photos up, and is now a post graduate student. And that is probably why I can't seem to find her again now. If I could, £150 for an hour and a half - which was really a lot longer as she doesn't seem to watch the clock - was cheap at twice the price. I think her over-screening process is probably over done, but then again, it's her own home, and not rented premises like many girls I have seen.

Are you going to make another post which contradicts this one, as you did in this other thread?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12298.msg186458#msg186458

Offline Harley

I can give you a positive on the oral, but I can't comment on the kissing part as I haven't kissed providers for a long time after two very serious bouts of flu from providers in the last two years, one which turned into pneumonia. Anyway, the question appears to be irrelevant now as she seems to have disappeared, so my hunt is on for someone else who has a touch of the same class and I think I have found her. She seems to be a very bright Polish girl. If I get the response I am hoping for I will probably post it.

As for my other post. I can't see any contradictions. I just made what I thought was a warranted and reasonable comment. I wasn't intending on getting into a debate. Probably best for people to find out for themselves and draw their own conclusions.

The only thing I can say is that Holly was certainly not bonkers when I met her, quite the opposite. What's happened to her since, wherever she is, anything's possible, I wouldn't have a clue.

Offline aardvark

She is still alive and kicking on AW - 'lunch with Holly'. Now asking £200 for 2 hrs, which I am not prepared to pay.

Offline Bobthenob

@SG - Good point on the age - 36 is probably about right (give or take a little). She *does* look younger in the photos, but the hard body probably helps!  Yes boobs are false. But still look good (and I'm not really a fan of silicone).

@Harley - your experience was obviously different from mine, probably me :)

Bob

Offline Harley



Bob, you may be far more astute that myself. I missed the boobs. They were real enough for me. Probably the hard incredible body and her genuine orgasmic nature and intelligence and happy personality distracted me. I'd say 36 Years was about right too. Ah, well. It was fun while her profile lasted. Always a good read.

Tony Montana



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Offline aardvark

Yes, she changes it on a regular basis.   From the profile she doesn't seem to be offering full service, but 'penetration' still seems to appear on her 'likes'. Price has gone down, so maybe the profile is correct.   Let us know when to expect your report Lex!!

Offline aardvark

Ooooops, just checked - no penetration.  Not for me without it.

Offline Harley

I appreciate the information guys on how to find Holly again.I thank you all.I lost track of her and I was thrown off by her frequent creative user title changing. Even though I had seen her before, I was not deterred by her withdrawal of the penetration part since I first saw her and made the trip from Bristol to Cardiff. As I have said before she is a remarkably witty and clever girl with by far the best profile on AW and my hour and half with her last Thursday, more than like two hours due to her off-the wall humorous happy go lucky and infectious banter, not tomention the most erotic body to body massage with a happy ending I've ever had, was well worth my money. To a person in the medical field like myself,  who loves Monty Python type quips and any escape from ordinary people, Holly may not be most guys fun, but to me, where intelligence and a rock hard body with a great look, well, she :dancegirl: tops on my chart from London to Brecon.




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