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Author Topic: Remember to be grumpy...  (Read 2789 times)

Offline od13218

Add this to your punting security list, as vital as a punting phone, punting clothes etc etc  :D :D

Had a really great punt yesterday, one of those unusual ones where everything just clicks and you walk out with a big grin.  Got home and my daughter asked why I was so happy.  Then later on a similar comment from the OH. I was beginning to get a complex about it.

But then I remembered where I had been lying down that afternoon being pampered in a very sexual way - and a great big grin just reappeared.  :D :lol:

I bloody well love punting - but must remember to maintain my usual grumpy git look!!

Good point! Recently I told my wife I'd booked a massage for my bad back-  she was all for it and packed me off saying "hope you enjoy", and wasn't at all surprised when I came back walk Ng 2 inches taller with a smile on my face...

Online RedKettle

Good point! Recently I told my wife I'd booked a massage for my bad back-  she was all for it and packed me off saying "hope you enjoy", and wasn't at all surprised when I came back walk Ng 2 inches taller with a smile on my face...

There used to be an older bird in Nottingham who alongside pleasing punters ran a legit massage and beauty place and I used to tell my OH that I was going there for a massage and even paid part of the punting fee on my credit card - a security risk that makes me faint now just thinking about it.  At the time I struggled to divert cash for my punting so it was a really good way of doing it. I used to be so happy afterwards that my OH suggested that she might go to the same place for a massage  :scare:.

The WG left soon after, probably just as well given she had all my details from the card payments.

There used to be an older bird in Nottingham who alongside pleasing punters ran a legit massage and beauty place and I used to tell my OH that I was going there for a massage and even paid part of the punting fee on my credit card - a security risk that makes me faint now just thinking about it.  At the time I struggled to divert cash for my punting so it was a really good way of doing it. I used to be so happy afterwards that my OH suggested that she might go to the same place for a massage  :scare:.

The WG left soon after, probably just as well given she had all my details from the card payments.

I think we've all done things early in our punting careers that make us shiver once you discover the security required.

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