Danielle-x.
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This was my first (and last) time on paid sex. Although I was a first timer I have experiences of affairs and stories with women, and indeed I wanted to test myself as performer in paid sex. The result has been a disaster, but it helped me to figure out many things, and one of these things is paid sex is not for me. At all. I need to feel something for other, I need to be involved, otherwise my head doesn't connect to my dick, and that was exactly what happens.
However, although I was the main cause of my disaster, I also wasn't the only one.
Any way... 1.5 hour in-call @£160 + £10 for owo + £10 as a gift (for her nephew) = £180.
First impression when she opened the door was, it's her, ok, but I got disappointed as I thought she was a bit prettier. I must mention that her profile states "Beautiful, British, Sexy Danielle". Well, she is British, but I wouldn't define her as beautiful. I wouldn't turn to look at her if I saw her on the street, if you mates understand what I mean. I would define her as normal.
Basically I didn't fancy her, at all. Disappointment. However, I carried on. We moved upstairs and I just could think I didnt fancy her. She didn't seem much into the thing, probably she figured out there has been a disappointment, so she got a little turned off, I don't know. At some point, at the very beginning, I asked "do you fancy me?" and she explained to me that is a very unusual question and one shouldn't wonder if fancy each other, because it's paid sex, not an affair. Ok, she is right, but for me it was important to know, or at least it came to me to ask her that. So she also asked me back if I fancied her, and I said no, not really. She asked me why, and I responded because photos on your profile make you look better. Better in what, she asked. Well, you are a bit larger in real. What do you mean? You mean fatter? Yes, I mean fatter. All right... maybe I made a mistake by making all that come up, I am not sure, but from there the whole thing was a little awkward and very plain, and pointless. She undressed and I licked her down there... she was not wet at all. I stopped after 5 minutes, she seemed not enjoying, that's why I stopped. Then she took off her bra... what a pair of super big boobs that didn't sound real. I asked her "wow are they real??" and she responded Yes, they are. Then I noticed the scars under them and... well... Any way, then she went to OWO and I didn't enjoy, at least, with all respect, I had better BJ in my life. My dick was dead, though, it didn't respond, at all. I am a lucky 7" man, but rarely I have seen it so little, it seemed to want getting back from her! Dear... then she tried to wank me... nothing. At that point I asked her if she could move in doggy position so I looked at her from behind, she did but she didn't curve her body, she complained she didn't know me so she couldn't see what I was doing. Well, the last thing I would have done it was put it inside her.... I just wanted to wank (sic) and make it hard, hopefully. I told her that and she fortunately curved her body so I could see her pussy well. The thing worked, my friend came up hard (I wanked by myself). At that point I went in front of her and put it inside her mouth. No deepthroat, she couldn't. After 5 minutes the thing ended. She said she wanted to take a photo of my dick... not me, but my dick, as it was big. I thought... dear, you have no idea how bigger it could be, but ok, take this photo... so she did. In the meantime she took the photo it started to go down... down... down... till dead. At that point, it was game over. We chatted. She told me probably paid sex is not for me, and perhaps today I learnt a lesson. She was right, I learnt a lesson. Then I asked her what was her impression about me (forgive me, I love ask questions). Be honest. She told me I was rude, as I told her she looked fatter. Well, ok, I accept that, but, it's a fact, and then, what about pretending those boobs were real.... is that not rude?
Any way... I think many of you would have rated her Negative, as she writes on her profile "I know exactly how to put first timers at ease and make you relax in an instant". That's not true. I can have made mistakes, ok, I can't even know how all this works, but she wasn't on the rails as I expected, at all.
I decided to rate it Neutral as after our performance she listened to me, we chatted about situations, boyfriends, affairs, etc... and she gave me her view about that. It was useful. Neutral and not negative because she was right. Paid sex is not for me. Finished.
It was nice to write this review down, which is the first and the last one for me. This forum is very nice and I like occasionally to read your all reviews, it's funny and stimulating, and I will keep doing that in the times to come.
Peace.
Cheers
