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Author Topic: Red Carla...red nightmare  (Read 2017 times)


1 review(s) for Red Carla (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Lilpumps

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So first review from me and unfortunately it has to be a negative. I am would like to advise all my fellow punters to avoid this wg at all costs it is simply not worth the money, time, or effort.

So a little background it was this evening and I was just feeling like banging a hot milf for some reason so a quick search on aw and decided to look around I checked out harrow that place has some reasonable prices on there. I saw this red Carla and I tried to do a little background check on her but could find no credible reviews so I decided to take a plunge to find out if I might have a good night.

Comms

The comms were fairly straight forward I only enquired about her domination services and she said she does it.

Location

Harrow on the hill, st Annes road behind 02 shop and HSBC bank fairly discreet. The flat is reasonably clean and organised there was no smell of cigarette smoke.

The girl

The same girl in the photo I do think the photo might have been taken a couple of years back. She has slightly less makeup than her photos and she completely ignored my request to wear high heels and a sexy outfit. I should have probably should have walked because of that unbeknown to me the night was about to a take another crappy turn.

I also saw her friend tasty Lola who I had a look at but I didn't see any attraction. She had many moles on her face.

The service

So this is obviously not my first time punting and I have sometimes been politely asked whether I wanted to take a shower or not and most of the time I turned the offer down as I have great hygeine. This idiot was incessant that I take a shower which was surprising. Anyway I agreed thinking the session would be good.  :(

After I finished the brief shower I went into the room. Sorted out the paper work. I enquired about domination and she said she doesn't do it immediately I ask for £20 back from the £70 I gave her for the hour session sensing I would be wasting my money staying for an hour.

She started by stroking my cock quite flimsily and attempting to ask me mundane stupid questions like where I work and what country I am from. Blatant in your face timewasting I told her to politely to suck my cock. She frowned and started sucking the tip of my penis. The blowjob was so awful devoid of all technique and zero ball attention. She just held my penis and sucked my tip. After she finished she rinsed her mouth with mouthwash three times loool what disrespect. I am std clean!

Kissing was off the menu, touching her tits off the menu, licking her feet off the menu, Riming and oral? GOTTA BE JOKING.

I was starting to think if she is hates doing escorting then she should retire and move on. Silly fool  :thumbsdown:

So at this time I just thought let me fuck her pussy hard and get the hell out of there. So we moved on to sex and strangely enough she only does missionary. She said she does no other position I sarcastically said I would pay extra and she said no. :dash:
So I could not do my favoured position of doggy which was a shame but I would expect nothing less from this washed up old bag.

I smashed her pussy hard and then asked for a massage and she said that is 20 pound extra. However, I had ten mins left??  :lol: :lol: :lol: WHAT A LOAD OF DOG SHIT!

Honestly a wasted journey and a total waste of petrol. I would of course never go back and I advise anyone else with common sense to avoid this place and her ugly friend at all costs. I only stayed because I was going to drive back to my far away home with blue balls. I HAD TO CUM!

This was my first punt in a few months following a little break and I thought red Carla would give me a decent service but I got one to forget.


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Offline LL

OP, "lilpumps". I read that as "little pumps", like our resident member and lover of big arses, "pumps" has produced an offspring, now following in his Dad's footsteps, onto the London punting circuit :lol:

Offline pumps

OP, "lilpumps". I read that as "little pumps", like our resident member and lover of big arses, "pumps" has produced an offspring, now following in his Dad's footsteps, onto the London punting circuit :lol:


 :lol: :lol: :D people wanna  be me.....


OP I'm gonna be harsh......confirm services  before paying much?

I've black listed that location they fuck around too much and generally all the girls in there think it's perfectly okay to mug punters off.


Ta for the review


 :lol: :lol: :D people wanna  be me.....


OP I'm gonna be harsh......confirm services  before paying much?

I've black listed that location they fuck around too much and generally all the girls in there think it's perfectly okay to mug punters off.


Ta for the review
You could have just thanked him in person  :lol:

Online The_Don

At the op if you would have searched her A.W, I.D, on UKP


How To Do An AdultWork Profile Search on UKP


you would have found this review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=43559.0;all

Just can't say no to the ca$h.


Indeed I hope by the updates that have been added, in this review and others.

It helps punters to save their cash and to serve as a warning, its best to avoid these substandard W/G, IMO.
 


Clearly in this case it didn't save you any ca$h  :dash:

Offline dubhcarr

Old dogs don't learn new tricks and piss does't run uphill...sorry for your pain old dog (N SP) same tricks  :scare:

Offline Lilpumps


 :lol: :lol: :D people wanna  be me.....


OP I'm gonna be harsh......confirm services  before paying much?

I've black listed that location they fuck around too much and generally all the girls in there think it's perfectly okay to mug punters off.


Ta for the review

Thanks dad  :lol: :lol:


OP, "lilpumps". I read that as "little pumps", like our resident member and lover of big arses, "pumps" has produced an offspring, now following in his Dad's footsteps, onto the London punting circuit :lol:

I read it exactly the same way!  :D

Offline Rook_ee

well i have to say i had a good time seen her twice and never got round to fuck her cos...i just wanted the whole milf boobs in my face  :D :D and that what i got... bot times half hour got in very friendly very sexy dressed, i know shes over 50s but well aged and her boobs are to be envied by most 20yo i know with that size... no marking, well rounded ff cups... i had some gr8 titt wank and a good blow job as in...shes ok her technique is soft if u let her do... so i got her under me and strat to deep throat her first slow than harder and harder.... managed to cum in her throat and than apologized to her... she wasnt happy but... didnt get angry either... well i got what i wanted , amazing boobs and deep throat to die for... this was about a year ago... :cool: :cool:


Offline dubhcarr

well i have to say i had a good time seen her twice and never got round to fuck her cos...i just wanted the whole milf boobs in my face  :D :D and that what i got... bot times half hour got in very friendly very sexy dressed, i know shes over 50s but well aged and her boobs are to be envied by most 20yo i know with that size... no marking, well rounded ff cups... i had some gr8 titt wank and a good blow job as in...shes ok her technique is soft if u let her do... so i got her under me and strat to deep throat her first slow than harder and harder.... managed to cum in her throat and than apologized to her... she wasnt happy but... didnt get angry either... well i got what i wanted , amazing boobs and deep throat to die for... this was about a year ago... :cool: :cool:



great you'r against the flow...........so how about you review and share your experience??

Offline Belgarion

Sorry buddy but this review had me in stitches

What a nightmare

Offline Plato

Yup - I had a crap session with this one too a couple of years ago.

Paid for an hour, after 25 mins and one pop she made it quite clear she was doing fuck all else and I might as well leave...

Offline Belgarion

well i have to say i had a good time seen her twice and never got round to fuck her cos...i just wanted the whole milf boobs in my face  :D :D and that what i got... bot times half hour got in very friendly very sexy dressed, i know shes over 50s but well aged and her boobs are to be envied by most 20yo i know with that size... no marking, well rounded ff cups... i had some gr8 titt wank and a good blow job as in...shes ok her technique is soft if u let her do... so i got her under me and strat to deep throat her first slow than harder and harder.... managed to cum in her throat and than apologized to her... she wasnt happy but... didnt get angry either... well i got what i wanted , amazing boobs and deep throat to die for... this was about a year ago... :cool: :cool:



A review of your experiences would help the forum  :music:

Offline pakpunter

Thanks for the review. The heavy make up and big tits are a temptation. But the "tip sucking technique" is a classic time wasting tool of EE WG's.

She obviously comes from a long line of whores and pickpockets. 
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Online The_Don

is a classic time wasting tool of EE WG's.

Really, perhaps your willing to share via some reviews, if you have the time  :unknown: 


IMO, YMMV with any W/G. Regardless of nationality!

Offline pakpunter

Really, perhaps your willing to share via some reviews, if you have the time  :unknown: 


IMO, YMMV with any W/G. Regardless of nationality!

Agreed, but generally it's EE (mainly Romanian) WG's who do this. I have never experienced this from a British escort. It's either with a condom or a proper blow job. Never the tip. Only with Romanians have I experienced this. I'm a well groomed, clean, circumcised man.

To be honest, I don't know what you guys expect for under £80 an hour. Serves us right if we don't want to pull out 150+ for a decent bird.
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Offline pakpunter

Furthermore, I'm sure if she was paid closer to 120 she would give a proper BJ. After Sergei takes his 95% cut, she isn't left with much motivation to suck a cock properly
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Online The_Don


I have never experienced this from a British escort



Ever looked at the > https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Prostitute_Blacklist  :unknown:


or


Really, perhaps your willing to share via some reviews, if you have the time  :unknown: 


IMO, YMMV with any W/G. Regardless of nationality!


To be honest, I don't know what you guys expect for under £80 an hour. Serves us right if we don't want to pull out 150+ for a decent bird.




Punters are paying for a service




There no correlation, between price and quality, when it comes to W/G (IMO). I've punted a few (W/G) priced @ £180+ PH that were far worse than some £60 P/H in terms of service and attitude. Beauty and body type, is very subjective and ranks lower than service and attitude when I punt. So, its down to what a punter considers true VFM.


Furthermore, I'm sure if she was paid closer to 120 she would give a proper BJ. After Sergei takes his 95% cut, she isn't left with much motivation to suck a cock properly


If she hasn't got the correct attitude IMO, doesn't matter if its a 2, 3, 4 or 5 figure rate P/H. Her service + skill set and the way she delivers its, can be substandard (as reviews for this W/G have highlighted).


As for Sergei, how do you know he takes:


his 95% cut


From this W/G   :unknown:





 


Offline dubhcarr

Furthermore, I'm sure if she was paid closer to 120 she would give a proper BJ. After Sergei takes his 95% cut, she isn't left with much motivation to suck a cock properly

this is totally illogical view...........she is a shit SP.........over a long period.......and the only motivation to improve is if YHB DO NOT BOOK her......she is laughing all the way to the bank thinking London punters are sad easy twats..........

Offline pakpunter


Ever looked at the > https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Prostitute_Blacklist  :unknown:


or





Punters are paying for a service




There no correlation, between price and quality, when it comes to W/G (IMO). I've punted a few (W/G) priced @ £180+ PH that were far worse than some £60 P/H in terms of service and attitude. Beauty and body type, is very subjective and ranks lower than service and attitude when I punt. So, its down to what a punter considers true VFM.


If she hasn't got the correct attitude IMO, doesn't matter if its a 2, 3, 4 or 5 figure rate P/H. Her service + skill set and the way she delivers its, can be substandard (as reviews for this W/G have highlighted).


As for Sergei, how do you know he takes:

From this W/G   :unknown:

My dear friend, I am in no way implying that a higher price would mean a better service.. but generally speaking,  you get what you pay for, I think we can all agree on that. As far as WG'a go, we can stereotype, but they are all different, so it's  up to us  to make the decision based on what we know

The point I'm trying to make is she's charging a very low rate, she's not asking for £140, but if you did pay that, I guarantee you will get a better service than if you paid £70. It's common sense, money makes a whore happy. 

As for how much Sergei takes, I am just estimating lol
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Offline SamLP

My dear friend, I am in no way implying that a higher price would mean a better service.. but generally speaking,  you get what you pay for, I think we can all agree on that. As far as WG'a go, we can stereotype, but they are all different, so it's  up to us  to make the decision based on what we know

The point I'm trying to make is she's charging a very low rate, she's not asking for £140, but if you did pay that, I guarantee you will get a better service than if you paid £70. It's common sense, money makes a whore happy. 

As for how much Sergei takes, I am just estimating lol

For someone who has 4 posts and only joined today, you seem to already know a lot about Sergei's. Have you been here before?




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