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Author Topic: Punting and road safety  (Read 925 times)

I suggest that punting contributes to road safety. If any of us get a ticket then we may have to explain to the missus why we were in that location at that time and so we drive carefully and do not break speed limits.


Offline lovingfacials

HP

You are bang on there my friend,

I never even think of going over on a 'amber' light, I am a model driver to/from a punt, always wear a seat belt etc.............i/e do everything to ensure a 'safe' jorney, and where possible have a 'reason' why I am in that area, any fishing/questioning.

Offline andy_nine

Yep!

I was somewhere i shouldn't have been last night and trying to pull out of a one way street. Some moron decided because he wanted to go into the shop on the corner of the road it's ok to pull into the road (now going the wrong way) and just stop there.

I couldn't see traffic coming from the left at all and was more worried about how I'd explain about where I was rather than any accident itself   :mad:
« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 05:23:45 PM by andy_nine »

Offline smiths

At my punt that nearly wasnt due to me being early in the area and running my car battery down and deciding to stop traffic to get a lift with a £20 bribe on offer i was a walking traffic hazard in fact.

The key for me is being in a punt area early so i have the time to suss it all out without the need to speed or break any laws likely to incur a fine or ticket. So from that point of view i am usually as good as gold on the road.

Offline tda666

And always destroy the little ticket from the parking meter. I gave one away that had some time left on it to a little old lady after one punt and she said 'oh bless you kind gentleman'  :angelgirl:...... little did she know I had just spend the last 30 minutes 'balls-deep' in some young prossie !!! :diablo:

Offline pokenn

At my punt that nearly wasnt due to me being early in the area and running my car battery down and deciding to stop traffic to get a lift with a £20 bribe on offer i was a walking traffic hazard in fact.


 :lol: :lol: :lol 

That story has made my day. I can just imagine you running from car to car with a £20 note held aloft!

Offline smiths

:lol: :lol: :lol 

That story has made my day. I can just imagine you running from car to car with a £20 note held aloft!

I would of played extreme chicken if necessary, luckily a young guy although a bit shocked nearly bit my hand off for the money which i offered him through his drivers side window, he could of taken it and driven off. Got to the punt on time and the excellent WG who i had not met before became a regular for a while. Well worth it and because i was doubtful i would make it it made the punt that much better. :D ;)

Offline andy_nine

Where did you tell him you were going?

Offline pokenn

I would of played extreme chicken if necessary, luckily a young guy although a bit shocked nearly bit my hand off for the money which i offered him through his drivers side window, he could of taken it and driven off. Got to the punt on time and the excellent WG who i had not met before became a regular for a while. Well worth it and because i was doubtful i would make it it made the punt that much better. :D ;)

Result!

Offline smiths

Where did you tell him you were going?

Not to have sex with a WG. :D I just said i had an urgent business appointment. ;)

There's a sort-of ;) serious point to all this.

If, as this thread seems to prove, those of you who drive to appointments with WGs are all more careful drivers, perhaps there ought to be more Parlours/WGs' Flats?

But that would mean more pro$$ies; so which is the worse evil: more RTAs; or more pro$$ies? :D

Offline ManBat

when I opened up this thread I was hoping it was going to be about getting a blowjob while driving  :yahoo:
Banning reason: Long suspected to be previously banned but now alleged to be posting fake positive reviews to pretend to be genuine

i drove back from an enegetic 1 hour punt at 120mph to get to sainsbury before it closed, i was hank marvin.

when I opened up this thread I was hoping it was going to be about getting a blowjob while driving  :yahoo:

what about GIVING a blow job while driving?

I always double the amount of time my sat nav says for getting to the punt so that I can have a steady drive there as rushing out thinking I might be late and loose time out of my booking makes me stressed and I'm in a shitty mood when I meet the girl :scare:

Plus I always park somewhere safe as how do you explain your car being stolen or broken into when you shouldn't have been there in the first place? When you go to the police you can't really tell them it was stolen from another town or city


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