External Link/Members OnlySad to say, this was a pretty bad experience.
Comms = Fine. Maid was OK but fairly unhelpful when it came to any advance requests (I was asking for an outfit).
The experience = Arrived ten minutes early, was kept waiting downstairs in hotel lobby for about an hour while she "got ready". There's only so long anyone can get away with pretending to be on Facebook while sitting in a hotel lobby, so I had to text a few times asking what was going on before finally heading up to the room 45 minutes after the original booking time. Should have walked away.
Arrived at the room after clear instructions recieved via text. Kylie answers the door, not very welcoming and not wearing what I had requested. Not even close. In fact, it was almost like she had purposely scoured her entire wardrobe and that of her friends to find the opposite of what I asked for.
Attractive enough lady but I was already a bit annoyed with the whole situation. Should have walked away.
Paperwork done (£80 for 30 mins), I head to offered shower. Shower is fine but she gives me tiny towel. Much like steve Martin in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles", but not half as funny.
I emerge form bathroom, the TV is on and she offers me a massage. Fine, but not spectacular, just gentle rubbing. We made small talk and then she asked me to turn over. Removed my boxers and proceeded with the most perfunctory HJ ever. Then moved onto OW, fairly unimpressive. Not really feeling that into it, I asked if she would strip for me (Strip tease is on her preferences on AW), she shook her head. That was it for me, my erection left like a cartoon character falling off a cliff with me hanging around like it's hat waiting to fall after.
Getting bored, I asked if I could go down on her, an emphatic yes form her. She enjoyed that (or so it seemed) for about 10/15 minutes so time is now running short. Towards the end of RO her phone was going off none stop. That stupid Flinstones Bank advert is now on the TV and I can't concentrate on anything, but to be fair Wilma Flinstone gets me sort of back in the mood.
We try some mish and she whispers in my ear, "Not long left"...And for that reason, I'm out. I don't even finish and just thank her kindly and head to the shower to clean up. As soon as I am off the bed she is on the phone...
When I emerge from the bathroom she is lying on the bed and doesn't seem interested to say goodbye or anything.
Overall, it seems like I paid £80 mainly to give her oral sex...which feels odd.
Topic: Lovely_Kylie: Old Street, London...Not so Lovely (Read 3173 times)
