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Author Topic: Guess it was bound to happen  (Read 7024 times)

Offline matt86

NEUTRAL       'Burgers Chips and Beans'       (Southeast)

Comms:        Excellent - Practically psychic
Location:       Kitchen and front room (kitchen needed tidying up IMHO)
Appearance: The chips and beans appeared to be leftovers that'd been heated up in a microwave, and the burgers were like ones out of the freezer that you'd do under the grill (for 10-12 minutes turning occasionally) or something.
Would I repeat?  Probably next time I get the urge for 'quick and dirty' satisfaction

 :hi:

FAKE! Definitely a fluffy review. Or you're the burger coming here posting fake reviews . :D

Just got one of those new five pound notes in my change at Tesco.

Guess it was bound to happen

Offline cueball

Weather's been fairly good this week, quite sunny but I got up this morning.... it were raining.

Guess it was bound to happen

Offline Garden69

NEUTRAL       'Burgers Chips and Beans'       (Southeast)

Comms:        Excellent - Practically psychic
Location:       Kitchen and front room (kitchen needed tidying up IMHO)
Appearance: The chips and beans appeared to be leftovers that'd been heated up in a microwave, and the burgers were like ones out of the freezer that you'd do under the grill (for 10-12 minutes turning occasionally) or something.
Would I repeat?  Probably next time I get the urge for 'quick and dirty' satisfaction

 :hi:

LMAO - brilliant and better than some WG reviews on here

Offline nodrah

I was having this tie and tease session when a big bloke ran in and put his cock up my arse ........
................. I guess I was bound for it to happen ........

NEUTRAL       'Burgers Chips and Beans'       (Southeast)

Comms:        Excellent - Practically psychic
Location:       Kitchen and front room (kitchen needed tidying up IMHO)
Appearance: The chips and beans appeared to be leftovers that'd been heated up in a microwave, and the burgers were like ones out of the freezer that you'd do under the grill (for 10-12 minutes turning occasionally) or something.
Would I repeat?  Probably next time I get the urge for 'quick and dirty' satisfaction

 :hi:


Link please - I fancy a go at this one....
« Last Edit: October 08, 2016, 09:19:35 PM by weedougie »

Link please - I fancy a go at this one....

Going straight on my hotlist

Offline Paulday

Watched the sun rise this morning, got really high in the sky at lunchtimeish.

Then this evening it went down...

Guess it was bound to happen.

Offline MrKeen

Trumps past coming back to haunt him, guess it was bound to happen
Banning reason: White-knight + Previously banned (PrinceDene) - "I shouldn't be a member of this forum"

Watched the sun rise this morning, got really high in the sky at lunchtimeish.

Then this evening it went down...

Guess it was bound to happen.

Oh well. Life carries on.

Offline Paulday

Made myself a lovely hot cup of tea!  ;)

Read a load of Yorkshire reviews and added some girls to my HL.

Teas gone cold.  :cry:

GIWBTH

Logged on to UKP today

Guess it was bound to happen.

Sounds like me-until I manned up...

Had to cancel a couple of meetings today I'd planned this week.

I know these things happen, and I let the girls know within 10 minutes of me finding out I wasn't going to be able to make them. But I don't like messing anyone around, and particularly one of the girls has been on the HL for a fair while now. Kind of feel guilty for having to cancel, but I know they'd rather know asap. One of them was really nice about it as well.

Oh well, life carries on.
Sounds like me- until I manned up...

Offline fredpunter

Sounds like me- until I manned up...

That's a hell of a stutter you got there

Offline MrKeen

I was on a train from Portsmouth to Waterloo that stopped at Basingstoke, I kooked out the window and saw that towerblock where so may of the WG's sem to work from. My mind wandered to what might be going on... it was bound to happen.
Banning reason: White-knight + Previously banned (PrinceDene) - "I shouldn't be a member of this forum"

Offline MrKeen

Daughters Birthday,  her partner picks OH and myself up to take out for meal.  Suddenly notice we are in a road I was in two weeks ago to see a WG.  Boyfriend parks, in same bay I parked in two weeks ago, spooky.  We walk to restaurant, group of girls standing outside smoking, one is a girl I have seen before, not the one from two weeks ago that would have been too spooky.  Our eyes meet, a slight flicker thats all, but I knew she recognised me.  Meal was good after the first15 minutes
Banning reason: White-knight + Previously banned (PrinceDene) - "I shouldn't be a member of this forum"

I only just read this thread and pissed myself, i'm literally in tears :lol: Oh ffs what a load of piss taking bastards  :cool:
                             Guess it was bound to happen though :drinks:


Offline PLeisure

What's going on with my life...  :blush:

oh, I guess the good people on UKP are bound to know...

Offline SamLP

Got hit by lightning twice!
Yep, guess it was bound to happen

Scraped ice off the car windscreen this morning . Guess it was bound to happen.

Wow interesting! I'm having dinner in Hungary, stitch that!

Offline uutarn

Just now had a shit and it stunk.

GIWBTH

I read a new thread on UKP today. I replied. I thought threads were for sewing but GIWBTH

Online hungrypunt

I think this threads gonna run and rn thanks to the Ops, unfortunate circumstance

GIWBTH

Thanks to Paul Day for the abbreviation, saves time
tho
GIWBTH

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