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6 review(s) for SEXY MASSEUSE JESS (5 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Turtle Z

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I managed to get a thirty minute massage with Jess today, this was despite my better judgment telling me that I'd not be attracted to her based on her profile pics, but it's only a massage and HE and there is very little choice available locally in Nottingham. I was tempted to take a trip out Leicestershire way but just couldn't be arsed.

You probably know that she occupies the same premises as Hush, intercom access and up a flight of stairs into the massage room. I immediately realised on following Jess up the stairs  that I was in no way attracted to her and even thought I'd fail to achieve a hard on to enable her to finish me off; I suppose its a testament to her skill as a masseuse that she did.

I've said this before but generally I think there's someone out there for everyone and I don't want to criticise Jess, she seems like a nice girl who provides a really good massage service; however, she is substantially bigger than her profile might suggest. She claims to be a size 14, in fact she's an 18 or 20 and had I been into BBW's then I may have enjoyed the massage more, which in all other respects was excellent. Even with massage, there has to be some physical attraction there for me and there just wasn't any whatsoever, which is why I wouldn't return. Hopefully this is one of those reviews which will serve as a recommendation to some punters and a negative to others, which is how I think it should be.


6 review(s) found for SEXY MASSEUSE JESS linked to in above post (5 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Thanks for the review Turtle as I was also thinking of seeing Jess based on the lack of massage talent in Notts but I had a niggle in my mind that she was definitely a BBW based on the rather round profile pics!! You have confirmed my fears & saved me my pennies so thanks for that.

P.s If ever the country needed another diplomat I'd be the first to put you forward based on your review  :D

Offline Turtle Z

P.s If ever the country needed another diplomat I'd be the first to put you forward based on your review  :D

That's me, Mr Diplomatic. I can't understand those who say I'm an argumentative cunt.  :unknown:

Offline GolfNut

Thanks for the review Turtle as I was also thinking of seeing Jess based on the lack of massage talent in Notts

There's always Holly.  :unknown:

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7 review(s) found for heavenlyholly linked to in above post (6 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Turtle Z

There's always Holly.  :unknown:

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I ruled her out based on her obviously fake tits, I just don't like them. 


7 review(s) found for heavenlyholly linked to in above post (6 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Iloveoral

A very fair review matey, she isn't my type either.

There's a Thai rub and tug in Beeston I used to visit £40 inc. the HE not sure if she's doing it still will make a call tomorrow and let you know, massage is decent and its Em from Poni Thai that was in Arnold, I believe she is also at Spa Diamond now in stapleford, but does a bit of moonlighting.

Offline hexohm

Fair review turtle, ive seen jess a few times both at her current place and at the old bliss.

She's not a stunner by any means but i rate her massage technique.  Just close your eyes and roll with it!!  She also gives a decent bj if you ask nicely!

Offline Turtle Z

Fair review turtle, ive seen jess a few times both at her current place and at the old bliss.

She's not a stunner by any means but i rate her massage technique.  Just close your eyes and roll with it!!  She also gives a decent bj if you ask nicely!

Yes, can't fault her massage technique though I've still not found anyone in the East Midlands who comes close to Mara in Derby.




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