i once broke a girls bed...not by anything fun, i sat down too hard when i was putting my socks back on at the end....
At least it wasnt earlier in the session!!
I like this thread topic, some interesting experiences!
One that chimed with me, was booking a girl after a long flight. I nearly did that, as she was in Heathrow area, and thought it would make sense to meet when I was in the area! Luckily, she couldnt do my times in the end, and i was not in a good place after the long flight, so in the end was happy to wait!
I have made the error of booking a girl and meeting her, then going on to a sex party later in the day. Wasnt the best for me, as had emptied my sack, and hadnt had time to recover.
Possibly most embarressing, was having to tell the wife where i was - when she called - during a hot steamy session with a WG a few doors away....