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Author Topic: most embarrassing thing you've done on a punt?  (Read 12594 times)

I have chapped the wrong door before. A guy answered and I mentioned the working girls name. He looked puzzled which prompted me to talk some gibberish to him. I suspect he knew what I was up to, however, I made my excuses and finally made my way to the correct address. Very embarrassing.  :blush:

My work place and a massage parlour shared the same phone number, separated by one digit, and one day I phoned my work, and kept asking is Janice in, would like to book her for 1 hr; work phone no.  123 4567; massage parlour phone no, 124 4567

Luckily the girl in the pub didn't recognize my voice

Offline agent47

Having a lengthy punt with a regular of mine after round one we decide to order drinks to the room I'm chillin back on the bed with cock and balls hanging out and nickers bra and condom wrappers on the floor , the girl bringing the drinks practical pushed past wg at the door and walks straight into the room. Then after are session we head down to the bar for some more drinks and the same girl serves us at the bar  :lol:

Then after are session we head down to the bar for some more drinks and the same girl serves us at the bar  :lol:
You should have asked her to join you in the room.  :dancegirl: :kissgirl:  :dance:

Offline will-ow

i once broke a girls bed...not by anything fun, i sat down too hard when i was putting my socks back on at the end....

For me it's a constant inability to make showers work. I'm sometimes more nervous about the shower than the punt.  :D

Having had numerous mishaps and not professing to be RodneyTheRocketScientist, I now ensure that the maximum distance is 30min of air-conditioned travel.

Therefore I can dispense with the shower & towel (which one? where to leave it? - their pet peeve) pre-action conundrum.

What with travel chaos, female navigation directions, surreptitiously loitering whilst awaiting the summons, bracing yourself for the potential horror behind the door.....I don't need added complications.

The post-coital endorphin rush, coupled with not needing to disguise the aroma of cheap scent, oil, Halfords axle grease (lube) etc. after I have left,
means no shower and a little victory of denying them the pleasure of immediately frantically typing
"did his mother not teach him to...." on the WhiningWhoreWeb   :dance:


Offline agent47

You should have asked her to join you in the room.  :dancegirl: :kissgirl:  :dance:
Nah reception had my card details they would've charged me extra when I left  :D





Offline Roth

You should have asked her to join you in the room.  :dancegirl: :kissgirl:  :dance:

Presumably for ROOM FULL SERVICE :lol: :lol: :lol:

Standing at the side of the road with my cock out at my mistress's behest.

Lucky you weren't arrested.

Uutarn, please PM me the name of this mistress (mainly so I can avoid her), does her name begin with K ?

S.N.

Offline Roth

I have chapped the wrong door before. A guy answered and I mentioned the working girls name. He looked puzzled which prompted me to talk some gibberish to him. I suspect he knew what I was up to, however, I made my excuses and finally made my way to the correct address. Very embarrassing.  :blush:

Did the same here -

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=61433.0

Punt was at her sisters place in a new development and who she kicked out so that I could come along for a fuck. Her sis drives past me further down the road - should of given her a happy wave. Plan was to arrive at the address and open door without knocking and just walk in as if I owned the place so as to stop any suspicion with the neighbours.  Funny ol thing I had my deaf ears and dozy brain on and I got to a house a fair few doors down that I was convinced was hers.  Walked up to door and was about to walk in but my spider senses were tingling badly. Didn't  know why but I turn around and walked up the road a bit and sure enough her car - she'd told me about but I forgot - was parked outside the front door and in I goes.  Very good punt but the alternative doesn't bare thinking about. :scare: :scare: :scare:
« Last Edit: October 04, 2016, 04:08:14 PM by Roth »

I had done my business and was dressed with the girl about to show me out
I would not call her an 'escort' - her and the flat were pretty rough
suddenly there a loud knock on the door and she goes to peer through the peephole
'ah, its only my brother' she declares and flings the door wide open...
and me and this young dude carrying shopping bags are staring at each other - what the fuck do you say ?

I think I managed 'allright ?' and then had to edge out past him and his bags as he was now inside the door

only 5 seconds of embarrassment, but I still cringe 15 years later

Offline Lister

Went for a quick punt on the way to the airport when I was flying out on business. I put all my valuables, laptop etc in the boot and managed to lock my car keys in the boot!  :dash:

Called the AA and they turned up and managed to break into the car without any damage and retrieve the keys but it took over 2 hours and I missed my plane. had to explain to colleagues abroad that I was delayed in traffic  - just grateful my car was not damaged - difficult to explain that to OH especially as it happened in a town well away from the airport.

To cap it all the WG called it off at the last minute so I didn't even get a shag. :scare:

Went for a quick punt on the way to the airport when I was flying out on business. I put all my valuables, laptop etc in the boot and managed to lock my car keys in the boot!  :dash:

Called the AA and they turned up and managed to break into the car without any damage and retrieve the keys but it took over 2 hours and I missed my plane. had to explain to colleagues abroad that I was delayed in traffic  - just grateful my car was not damaged - difficult to explain that to OH especially as it happened in a town well away from the airport.

To cap it all the WG called it off at the last minute so I didn't even get a shag. :scare:

Fucking hell! A last minute let-down and then the arsing about retrieving your keys. I'd have been well and truly pissed off with my day.

tcm

I suspect ringing the wrong bell isn’t that uncommon. I did it just a couple of weeks ago. By an unfortunate coincidence a flat in an adjacent street almost next to the WG I was going to see had the same number. I rang it, immediately realised what I’d done and quickly moved on. A bit of an adult version of ‘knock down ginger’ I guess!

Then, some years ago, there was a WG who had her working premises adjacent to some business offices in Wharf Road in London. She had warned me not to confuse her bell with one of the adjacent ones for the offices. Well, I did, and I guess my startled look when a bloke opened the door told him it wasn’t him I’d come to see. Without saying a word he pointed to the adjacent bell and closed the door!

Whilst not strictly an embarrassment on a punt, I discovered a few years ago that one of my neighbours was a part-time receptionist at the GUM clinic! Fortunately, our paths had never crossed, and for a while I had to make sure I went to the clinic when I knew she wasn’t working.

Offline the_exile

Rang the wrong bell at some flats - think the bloke knew who I was looking for - and nearly went to the wrong house once. Saved there by the woman who answered the phone coming to the back door and waving frantically.

Once had such a powerful orgasm that I was just out of it and drooled all over the girl's leg, which was over my shoulder at the time. Fortunately it was someone I'd seen many times before and she saw the funny side. Wish I could cum that strongly more often!

Only had one where I bumped into someone I wasn't expecting, when I discovered the Chinese guy who sometimes answered the phone had been sitting at the computer in the room right next to the one I'd been in with the girl. That didn't really bother me, as before I'd talked to him about sex and WGs when I had been waiting for the previous customer to finish, just a bit surprised to find him there.

Offline SBM

Hows the vauxhall nova 1.2i merit restoration coming along?  :sarcastic:

Very slowly - still haven't got the dent out of the bonnet or that stain out of the back seat...    :lol:

Offline playpal69

Fell asleep once in a parlour, when I woke I had to pay extra as I'd gone over the half hour  :scare:

i once broke a girls bed...not by anything fun, i sat down too hard when i was putting my socks back on at the end....

At least it wasnt earlier in the session!!   :D

I like this thread topic, some interesting experiences! 

One that chimed with me, was booking a girl after a long flight.   I nearly did that, as she was in Heathrow area, and thought it would make sense to meet when I was in the area!  Luckily, she couldnt do my times in the end, and i was not in a good place after the long flight, so in the end was happy to wait!

I have made the error of booking a girl and meeting her, then going on to a sex party later in the day.  Wasnt the best for me, as had emptied my sack, and hadnt had time to recover.

Possibly most embarressing, was having to tell the wife where i was - when she called - during a hot steamy session with a WG a few doors away....

Visited a Thai lassie, must be 10 years ago now. She spoke very little English but had basic "sex talk" communication however I had some difficulty conveying I wanted doggy style. No problem, out came the iphone (new fangled thing as it was) and gestured for me to type onto the screen, which I duly did and the machine blurted out a robotic "oo ka sawa huta tow" sort of thing, she looked confused, went into the bathroom and brought back a bright orange sponge and a look on her face as if to say..."alright, now what?"

Eventually conveyed the request via some 'let's do the time warp' style arm and hip thrusting.

Offline glasscentre2

Absolutely - I've even had to call for help from the WG once or twice.

These new fangled, modern bathrooms can be a nightmare  :dash:

Ha ha, same with me... I was with the lovely Lucy Love (before she gave up escorting, a crying shame!) and I just couldn't figure the shower out. Lucy was very tolerant.
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline oohisay

Towards the end of a particularly vigorous 69 session, I accidently knocked her mouth with my knee. On coming up for air, I noticed what seemed to be blood on her split lip. Felt really bad, apologised profusely, but on closer inspection, all I had done was knock the make up off a cold sore. On the very lips that seconds earlier had been wrapped around my uncovered knob. Not happy, an earlier than anticipated visit to the GUM clinic followed a few days later.

Visited a Thai lassie, must be 10 years ago now. She spoke very little English but had basic "sex talk" communication however I had some difficulty conveying I wanted doggy style. No problem, out came the iphone (new fangled thing as it was) and gestured for me to type onto the screen, which I duly did and the machine blurted out a robotic "oo ka sawa huta tow" sort of thing, she looked confused, went into the bathroom and brought back a bright orange sponge and a look on her face as if to say..."alright, now what?"

Eventually conveyed the request via some 'let's do the time warp' style arm and hip thrusting.

this is absolutely tremendous

Offline Roth

Towards the end of a particularly vigorous 69 session, I accidently knocked her mouth with my knee. On coming up for air, I noticed what seemed to be blood on her split lip. Felt really bad, apologised profusely, but on closer inspection, all I had done was knock the make up off a cold sore. On the very lips that seconds earlier had been wrapped around my uncovered knob. Not happy, an earlier than anticipated visit to the GUM clinic followed a few days later.

That's worth a negative review IMHO. :(  Do you have a link? :unknown:

I once walked out of a shower only to release a thunderous rip-roaring fart,complete with lingering cabbage and vindaloo stench,just as my masseuse was sat on the bed ready to say hello.


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