Winning the Lottery

[lcrowley]

what would you do first ?   I would check into a swanky London hotel and go through the entire list of outcalls !

[lcrowley]

And then go to Thailand for 3 months

[WhattheFlip]

Well, if I had fuck off Euromillions money, I'm not sure I'd really bother with escorts. There's atleast a couple of hot young things working in local supermarkets who I might make a discrete offer to first thing just for the hell of it tho. If I ever fancied getting laid, I'd just go to a bar or two, or check out my local mall, find the hottest girls I can find, show her a huge wad of notes, and proposition her-in as roundabout way as possible so it doesn't quite count as soliciting of course. As long as you communicate that discretion is guaranteed from you and no-one is finding out, sure that you'll have success within 3 or 4 girls asked.

Beauty of having that kind of money is (amongst many other things) that whilst you may be able to get any escort (& most civvies) you want as often as you want, you can also get laid plenty (with much classier/hotter birds too) without paying for it at all either. And they'll be dirtier than most escorts too 'cause they'll want to impress so you keep them on as girlfriends. As long as you don't fall for some scheming cow who'll rinse you for atleast half of everything, you'll drown in pussy.

[Anadin]

I sorta agree with you on getting non-escorts but even with fuck-off money there's tons experienced gold diggers who've probably spent the best part of their adult lives stringing rich blokes along with the prospect of pussy only for them to disappear once they gotten what they want, I know I'll get suckered in & If I've just paid for dinner, drinks and a gift and not got a chance of a shag then I'm gonna call a WG.

Escorts are in theory a guaranteed good time and none of the hassle of negotiation. On the one hand I'd definitely use tools such as a Lamborghini, a yacht and a penthouse to pull as I'd buy those anyway but escorts would probably still make up the bulk of my sex life, cause I'm lazy and they're convenient.

Now if I won big I'd probably work my way through my favourite pornstars, that's why I first started punting but the costs were astronomical. I'd also attempt to import US pornstars rather than seeing them over there. I'm always scared that as it's illegal out there & I'd be the unlucky sod who gets caught.
Peta Jensen, Sophie Dee & Jada Fire would be the first batch to get offers from me.

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That's probably a £40,000+ outcall

[mikexxlong]

Well, if I had fuck off Euromillions money, I'm not sure I'd really bother with escorts. There's atleast a couple of hot young things working in local supermarkets who I might make a discrete offer to first thing just for the hell of it tho. If I ever fancied getting laid, I'd just go to a bar or two, or check out my local mall, find the hottest girls I can find, show her a huge wad of notes, and proposition her-in as roundabout way as possible so it doesn't quite count as soliciting of course. As long as you communicate that discretion is guaranteed from you and no-one is finding out, sure that you'll have success within 3 or 4 girls asked.

Beauty of having that kind of money is (amongst many other things) that whilst you may be able to get any escort (& most civvies) you want as often as you want, you can also get laid plenty (with much classier/hotter birds too) without paying for it at all either. And they'll be dirtier than most escorts too 'cause they'll want to impress so you keep them on as girlfriends. As long as you don't fall for some scheming cow who'll rinse you for atleast half of everything, you'll drown in pussy.

Too true

Knew a bloke,
Basically a pug ugly chubby fuck, obnoxious personality nothing really going for him at all
But he was quite wealthy due to his parents having a business that did well etc.

He was a typical spoilt brat, had the arrogant big ego attitude
Nice house, the flash car etc., and designer clothes you get the picture

And he had some good looking fit birds that hung around him, lived with him etc. and he treated them all like shit
If he wasn’t seen to have money, I seriously doubt any of those birds would have looked at him twice

Some women just love that money and materialistic lifestyle ,
looks, brains and personality or even being a decent person, don’t matter if you have the ££££££££


If I won millions on the lottery, regarding punting yea I would steadily work my way through all the porn stars for novelty of it.

[webpunter]

What a dilemma !  So much fun finding out what the solution is.  Winning it 'large' i'd go on a world shagging tour.  Mixing up hookers & party girls.  The latter who don't exactly charge by the hour but expect gifts.  Who fucking cares !

[WhattheFlip]

I sorta agree with you on getting non-escorts but even with fuck-off money there's tons experienced gold diggers who've probably spent the best part of their adult lives stringing rich blokes along with the prospect of pussy only for them to disappear once they gotten what they want, I know I'll get suckered in & If I've just paid for dinner, drinks and a gift and not got a chance of a shag then I'm gonna call a WG.

Escorts are in theory a guaranteed good time and none of the hassle of negotiation. On the one hand I'd definitely use tools such as a Lamborghini, a yacht and a penthouse to pull as I'd buy those anyway but escorts would probably still make up the bulk of my sex life, cause I'm lazy and they're convenient.

Now if I won big I'd probably work my way through my favourite pornstars, that's why I first started punting but the costs were astronomical. I'd also attempt to import US pornstars rather than seeing them over there. I'm always scared that as it's illegal out there & I'd be the unlucky sod who gets caught.
Peta Jensen, Sophie Dee & Jada Fire would be the first batch to get offers from me.

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That's probably a £40,000+ outcall

That would be quite fun i think! I'd make it clear that whilst the swanky dinner and drinks are on me, they're not getting shit without putting out, no way. I really don't think it'd be that hard spotting the gold-diggers tbh, just don't act like you're interested in proper relationships and keep your wits about you and you'll be fine. And yeah, call escorts any time you've got blue balls so you don't make silly decisions.

Probably a £40k outcall if you fly them over for the weekend i guess. But surely there's only so much your balls can take?

[Brazilian Martian]

If I won millions I would not spend a penny on whores I would put myself in a position where i would be at exclusive clubs around the world. Free pussy obviously the lady's would think they would get something out of it but I would never ever hand over cash for sex anymore 

I would live that Floyd mayweather and Dan Bilzerian life 

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[Squire Haggard]

I would buy a bigger and better house, or two. When I eventually get too old to punt, I would hire servants to do the punting for me on my behalf.

[Brazilian Martian]

I would buy a bigger and better house, or two. When I eventually get too old to punt, I would hire servants to do the punting for me on my behalf.

Loool you would be a great boss 

[Moresomes]

I would hire servants to do the punting for me on my behalf.

My C/V is in the post. 

[zootalors]

I won last night....what does £25 get you these days?

[Anadin]

That would be quite fun i think! I'd make it clear that whilst the swanky dinner and drinks are on me, they're not getting shit without putting out, no way. I really don't think it'd be that hard spotting the gold-diggers tbh, just don't act like you're interested in proper relationships and keep your wits about you and you'll be fine. And yeah, call escorts any time you've got blue balls so you don't make silly decisions.

Probably a £40k outcall if you fly them over for the weekend i guess. But surely there's only so much your balls can take?

I'd always budget very carefully assuming I won up to about £50 million. Anything over that and I go absolutely nuts and the £40k in outcalls wouldn't over single punting weekend, I'd probably see one girl a week or so, I ain't got that kinda stamina.

I would live that Floyd mayweather and Dan Bilzerian life 

Floyd mayweather was flying some UK shop assistant around the world while she had a boyfriend back home and Dan Bilzerian was hanging out with Lindsey Pelas who the Dirty seem to think is definitely a hooker and he pretty much admits he pays for it External Link/Members Only

I've always had a sneaking suspicion that they're all paying for it, just on a bigger budget.

[WhattheFlip]

I'd always budget very carefully assuming I won up to about £50 million. Anything over that and I go absolutely nuts and the £40k in outcalls wouldn't over single punting weekend, I'd probably see one girl a week or so, I ain't got that kinda stamina.

Floyd mayweather was flying some UK shop assistant around the world while she had a boyfriend back home and Dan Bilzerian was hanging out with Lindsey Pelas who the Dirty seem to think is definitely a hooker and he pretty much admits he pays for it External Link/Members Only

I've always had a sneaking suspicion that they're all paying for it, just on a bigger budget.

Many are I'm sure. No proof of course, but sure we all know there's a whole completely 'off the radar for mere mortals' culture of incredibly hot young women, moderately successful actresses, and models who fly round the world fucking the super rich. Often doing extremely freaky/violent stuff. Remember one of the madams who also procured girls for Tiger Woods saying that she'd arranged a $250k deal for a well-known model to do an overnight in the middle east or some place.

Like that scene in 'The Dictator' where Sacha Baron Cohen fucks Megan Fox playing herself as a WG, it's followed by a wall of polaroids of other starlets (& famous men!) he's 'employed'. That doesn't just come from nowhere. I'd be surprised if in her younger days his missus (Isla Fisher) wasn't propositioned. It's pretty rare for actresses to earn Jennifer Lawrence money, vast majority are scrabbling aroung like everyone else, and living the lifestyle in LA is expensive.

There was a story a couple yrs ago about a very well known Chineses actress shagging half the politicians and rich guys in China. It was retracted, but well...not hard to get a story retracted when you're rich and powerful.

Of course, some, like Mayweather, have a taste for more 'normal' women. Think I'd be like that actually. See my previous remark about supermarket girls

[Zeusthedoc]

A week later you'd read about me in the Las Vegas Herald.

The picture will be of me and 14 hookers facedown in a fucking mountain of pure Columbian white. We'd all be naked the presidential suite at the Bellagio will forever look like a fucking shanty town in Brazil.

That, or I invest sensibly and maybe see the odd girl for £60-80hh. Depending on how much I'd won.

[sharpshoes78]

Would but a boat
Bitches love boats

[Hotmat]

I'd get myself a boob job so I'd have a pair of tits to touch all day 
Only joking ! 

[Gandalfthewhite]

I would buy a bigger and better house, or two. When I eventually get too old to punt, I would hire servants to do the punting for me on my behalf.

Best post I've ever seen on UKP.

[GreyDave]

   I`ve  just found out I am a "fuck off euro mill`s winner ".... bet I am not the only one £2.90....fuck me do you think I can find a girl for half that I just don't want to squander it all

[WhattheFlip]

Would but a boat
Bitches love boats

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[heisenberg.]

Too true

Knew a bloke,
Basically a pug ugly chubby fuck, obnoxious personality nothing really going for him at all
But he was quite wealthy due to his parents having a business that did well etc.

He was a typical spoilt brat, had the arrogant big ego attitude
Nice house, the flash car etc., and designer clothes you get the picture

And he had some good looking fit birds that hung around him, lived with him etc. and he treated them all like shit
If he wasn’t seen to have money, I seriously doubt any of those birds would have looked at him twice

Some women just love that money and materialistic lifestyle ,
looks, brains and personality or even being a decent person, don’t matter if you have the ££££££££


If I won millions on the lottery, regarding punting yea I would steadily work my way through all the porn stars for novelty of it.

Really? Not to sound like an ass here but I come from a wealthy family.  Nice house, cars etc and I've never really had the sort of success you describe here. Maybe it's because of the way my family raised me (I'm not a tosser and very modest ). What kind of cars are we talking about here? I may have to upgrade if it provides dividends haha

[AgedCases]

I'd open a new wing at the hospital that saved my life a few years ago.

It's because of their hard work I'm alive and able to punt so I'd do them a good turn.

[mace-window]

Definitely keep it as a secret and continue seeing escorts more often especially some pornstars. I think gold diggers are great but what would happen if they blackmail you and stuff. And with the increase news of false rape accusations seeing gold diggers would be something I would avoid regardless how sexy they look.

[mikexxlong]

Really? Not to sound like an ass here but I come from a wealthy family.  Nice house, cars etc and I've never really had the sort of success you describe here. Maybe it's because of the way my family raised me (I'm not a tosser and very modest ). What kind of cars are we talking about here? I may have to upgrade if it provides dividends haha

Well I knew him and his family

Maybe because he predominantly socialised around
what could be called working class areas and venues had something to do with it 

It takes all sorts, but you can’t tell me that some of these model types are with some rich old fart,
 or indeed some wealthy, at best average looking twat, who has the personality of a cardboard box, because of true love

 Due to work at the time (and no I wasn’t a fucking PA, servant/waiter or in the food service etc.)
I have been around seriously wealthy people and been in exclusive venues where these types go
Believe me all the cultured bullshit, airs and graces that might be associated with them goes straight out the window
Their language would make a sailor blush, the extremely bigoted views expressed and general behaviour would shock most on this forum

Other than wealth, lifestyle and in some cases social status, I can’t see what attracts women to them;
 but having said that some of the women in those circles are just as bad

Ps the car was a Porsche no surprise there, as most twats who get a bit of money drive the fucking things,
 they are virtually as common as BMW’s these days
He also had other high end motors that he used

[heisenberg.]

Ahh I see what you mean. I agree with the bigoted views from some wealthy individuals. I attend a top 5 university and Jesus Christ the shite I hear is pathetic. When the money flows, so too do the women. I've had a few punts where the girls kept asking me about my personal life when they notice the car I drive, always seem to be the working girls... never the ones in a bar or club 

[two20]

I'd mock up a colour/size/age chart and happily work my way though it.

[cerealpunter]

Not punting at the moment through lack of motivation or whatever (see my thread on here) so thought I'd have a look at the "seeking arrangements" site. I've been on other dating sites, but never had any amount of interest, using the same picture on SA they are queuing up to want to talk. (how many are genuine is another matter) If you want convincing that "money talks" have a look on there, It's surprising the response when they think they might get an "allowance" or their bills paid Maybe a sad reflection on modern life or just the harsh reality

[WhattheFlip]

Not punting at the moment through lack of motivation or whatever (see my thread on here) so thought I'd have a look at the "seeking arrangements" site. I've been on other dating sites, but never had any amount of interest, using the same picture on SA they are queuing up to want to talk. (how many are genuine is another matter) If you want convincing that "money talks" have a look on there, It's surprising the response when they think they might get an "allowance" or their bills paid Maybe a sad reflection on modern life or just the harsh reality

I guarantee you that most are fake profiles run by the site to entice people in, picture sellers, scammers who'll string you along then want money 'for the train/taxi' to come and meet you, advanced payment girls who won't turn up, money just for having a drink girls, several paid dates before they're 'comfortable' enough to sleep with you girls , mental princesses who want more money than escorts to actually fuck you for much less time-where they won't do any interesting services like anal/cim/cof/bdsm etc (don't believe the hype in the off-topic thread!). It's amazing the number of girls on there who seem to genuinely think that there are guys who are going to give them money to do things other than fuck them. They're hardly Michaelangelo, and we're hardly benevolent benefactors-buying shoes ain't painting the sistene chapel!
Saddest part is, there are obviously some pathetic bastards who fall for it and do pour their cash away in the hope one day they'll be granted vagina access

There are genuine shags to be had, but it's cost is equal to escorting if you value yourself, in terms of the time you generally have to spend sending personalised messages to every girl, then chatting on whatsapp or kik or whatever, pretending you give a shit about them and don't see them as a whore etc. The only girls who I've had decent success with are not the young, fit, stunning student types that are mythically talked about, it's the girls in their 30s or early 40s, or younger ones who are a bit chubby and you wouldn't look twice at in the street really, who recognise what it is, but want some fun too so you can get a decent shag for reasonable money or the cost of lunch and a hotel if you're lucky and charming. The kind of hot things you'd actually pay escort rates to either don't exist, or want too much, or are so popular on SA that their attitude totally stinks and they're deluded as to their worth. Obviously some of the male users are not aware of the going rates for actual escorts so pay the silly money that the princesses want and ruin it for everyone else.

But yes, if you've got endless (lottery) cash, you probably could get a fair amount of hotties off SA, but it'd be simpler to just get WGs.

[Jerboa]

If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

[Brazilian Martian]

If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

Exactly

[mikexxlong]

If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

Yeah that would work,
 The gold diggers and good time girls would soon clock on to see if you’re worth their time and effort
Until an easier or more wealthy ‘mark’ come along

You would have to be extremely careful and ruthless around those types as some are very fucking cleaver and conniving
 they use all manner of tricks, from emotional blackmail to threats and fraud/theft
 including being good old pussy whipped and getting pregnant, to get what they want

[Anadin]

If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

On the one hand yes but then I think about what happens once I've cum and the idea of having some gold digger hanging around doesn't sound wonderful, plus I'd rather not hang around clubs waiting for my type when I have the phone and the internet. If I'm that rich then I want and easy life, hookers and perhaps Seeking arrangement for me.

[Paul Morphy]

I know someone who made a huge amount of money in the City of London. He was a commodity trader and made several million quid on a half dozen trades in coffee that reaped huge profits in the mid 1970's.

The amount of gold diggers and chancers made my friend paranoid.

[WhattheFlip]

I know someone who made a huge amount of money in the City of London. He was a commodity trader and made several million quid on a half dozen trades in coffee that reaped huge profits in the mid 1970's.

The amount of gold diggers and chancers made my friend paranoid.

Interesting. I think the real success lies in balancing showing that you've got money with communicating that you're not gonna throw it around on any old twat who flashes a smile at you. And having the testicular fortitude to take advantage of the gold-diggers who will drop their knickers without getting emotionally attached and not doing something crazy like marrying them (& perhaps see if it's possible to get a contract signed by her denying you any liability if she gets pregnant ).

You'd also have to not fall for the classic gold-digger who plays hard to get & won't put out to try and 'fascinate' you into pursuing her. If you're wealthy and you're the one pursuing some hot piece, you've fucked up somewhere and are probably in for trouble/losing half your fortune. Regular punts would probably help with keeping your mind straight, remind you that pussy is everywhere

[myothernameis]

Often thought about this, keep it to my self, wouldn't tell the family, but might find someway for them to play some part in the winnings, like given them a few lottery cards, one arrange through Camelot £500,000 scratch card

Would book my self a 6 month vacation, and go on holiday to different countries, and sample the local culture, escort wise

Come back to the UK, and throw a party, party invites through various escort forums, book around 10-15 escorts, and they would be well paid, invite 30 the guys

Book some apartments, possibly in London

[EnglishRebecca121]

I won last night....what does £25 get you these days?

a wank

[bbwandy72]

Lottery win? Tigerr Benson and Aletta Ocean would move from "beyond my budget" into "I'll book you overnight" territory.

[Billyreno]

Would'nt tell anyone ,could'nt put up with begging letters
 or every arse i've ever know suddenly phoneing after years of not bothering !
Just do what i want when i feel like it ,might buy somewhere nice think hawaii could be cheap

[webpunter]

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[Punter]

To enter the realms of total fantasy... with millions to spare I'd buy a luxury house just for sex and hire a well-paid assistant (ideally a hot young woman who likes to join in) to do all the leg work in finding just the kind of girls that arouse me most (very petite and skinny legal teens who could maybe pass for younger). She'd have them ready and waiting for me whenever I felt the urge. These would be working girls, not gold-digging civvies, because I do subscribe to the notion that (at this level, anyway) you don't pay a prostitute for sex; you pay her to leave afterwards. An impossible dream, of course, but I'd be happy if I could actually dream it one night instead of the surrealistic soup that actually takes over my brain while I'm asleep.

[webpunter]

If i win i'm gonna fuck off to Cardiff & get some dogs donuts of a hotel suite with a massive jacuzzi.  And try & book an extended MFFF session. My wish-list:
Mollie Matthews  +  Sienna Marie  + MissWelshKandice             Drinks will consist of champagne, red bull & liquid viagra.  Can you even imagine it  !

[Anadin]

If i win i'm gonna fuck off to Cardiff & get some dogs donuts of a hotel suite with a massive jacuzzi.  And try & book an extended MFFF session. My wish-list:
Mollie Matthews  +  Sienna Marie  + MissWelshKandice             Drinks will consist of champagne, red bull & liquid viagra.  Can you even imagine it  !

Nice list there, I've had Mollie & Sienna on my hotlist for ages although if I won I'd expect them to come to London rather than me go to Cardiff.

[ladiesman020]

If I won the lottery, I'd punt every day, with extras (Anal&Kissing)
I'd have every girl that works at HOD and many pornstars.

[webpunter]

Nice list there, I've had Mollie & Sienna on my hotlist for ages although if I won I'd expect them to come to London rather than me go to Cardiff.

Good point.  I'd view it as a trip to savour - see what Cardiff has to offer.  Just for a change.  And when back to Londinium after a well earned sleep in the back of the extended exec motor then time to see what the capital has to offer.  Loads is the answer.  Still dreamin ..

[GreyDave]

   Well looks like there`s a few here as some reviews give the clues cause the type of punts and the number they are doing you`d need a lotto win   Obviously there`s the odd cabbie hoping for better tips before he takes the plung on an expensive girl too
Me I`d keep quite and stay looking like the scruffy old git I am one thing I have learnt about women civvies and SP`s if you look like you have cash they will do their best to separate you from it    some might say  footballers examples shows us this;

one trying to take it the other holding on for it

[welshman]

If money was no object, I would love to act out a harem fantasy as seen in the videos from this link External Link/Members Only!.

[Jerboa]

If I won lottery this would be me.  External Link/Members Only

[BarryProudfoot]

If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

Aren't the gold diggers at these clubs just hookers on a night out?

[Hydrant]

If money was no object, I would love to act out a harem fantasy as seen in the videos from this link External Link/Members Only!.

Fantastic scenario for us would-be lottery winners, but it's curious that so much naked female flesh becomes curiously unerotic, en masse. I'd have them all dressed up to the nines while they serviced me. There's a gap in the porn market here. There's Fully Clothed Sex, Fully Clothed Pissing and no end of CFNM (Clothed Female Naked Male, always with a femdom element). But no Fully Clothed Harem.

[BarryProudfoot]

Interesting. I think the real success lies in balancing showing that you've got money with communicating that you're not gonna throw it around on any old twat who flashes a smile at you. And having the testicular fortitude to take advantage of the gold-diggers who will drop their knickers without getting emotionally attached and not doing something crazy like marrying them (& perhaps see if it's possible to get a contract signed by her denying you any liability if she gets pregnant ).

You'd also have to not fall for the classic gold-digger who plays hard to get & won't put out to try and 'fascinate' you into pursuing her. If you're wealthy and you're the one pursuing some hot piece, you've fucked up somewhere and are probably in for trouble/losing half your fortune. Regular punts would probably help with keeping your mind straight, remind you that pussy is everywhere

"If you're wealthy and you're the one pursuing some hot piece, you've fucked up somewhere and are probably in for trouble/losing half your fortune"