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Offline two20

I'd mock up a colour/size/age chart and happily work my way though it.

Not punting at the moment through lack of motivation or whatever (see my thread on here) so thought I'd have a look at the "seeking arrangements" site. I've been on other dating sites, but never had any amount of interest, using the same picture on SA they are queuing up to want to talk. (how many are genuine is another matter) If you want convincing that "money talks" have a look on there, It's surprising the response when they think they might get an "allowance" or their bills paid Maybe a sad reflection on modern life or just the harsh reality

Offline WhattheFlip

Not punting at the moment through lack of motivation or whatever (see my thread on here) so thought I'd have a look at the "seeking arrangements" site. I've been on other dating sites, but never had any amount of interest, using the same picture on SA they are queuing up to want to talk. (how many are genuine is another matter) If you want convincing that "money talks" have a look on there, It's surprising the response when they think they might get an "allowance" or their bills paid Maybe a sad reflection on modern life or just the harsh reality

I guarantee you that most are fake profiles run by the site to entice people in, picture sellers, scammers who'll string you along then want money 'for the train/taxi' to come and meet you, advanced payment girls who won't turn up, money just for having a drink girls, several paid dates before they're 'comfortable' enough to sleep with you girls :lol:, mental princesses who want more money than escorts to actually fuck you for much less time-where they won't do any interesting services like anal/cim/cof/bdsm etc (don't believe the hype in the off-topic thread!). It's amazing the number of girls on there who seem to genuinely think that there are guys who are going to give them money to do things other than fuck them. They're hardly Michaelangelo, and we're hardly benevolent benefactors-buying shoes ain't painting the sistene chapel!
Saddest part is, there are obviously some pathetic bastards who fall for it and do pour their cash away in the hope one day they'll be granted vagina access :kissgirl:

There are genuine shags to be had, but it's cost is equal to escorting if you value yourself, in terms of the time you generally have to spend sending personalised messages to every girl, then chatting on whatsapp or kik or whatever, pretending you give a shit about them and don't see them as a whore etc. The only girls who I've had decent success with are not the young, fit, stunning student types that are mythically talked about, it's the girls in their 30s or early 40s, or younger ones who are a bit chubby and you wouldn't look twice at in the street really, who recognise what it is, but want some fun too so you can get a decent shag for reasonable money or the cost of lunch and a hotel if you're lucky and charming. The kind of hot things you'd actually pay escort rates to either don't exist, or want too much, or are so popular on SA that their attitude totally stinks and they're deluded as to their worth. Obviously some of the male users are not aware of the going rates for actual escorts so pay the silly money that the princesses want :lol: and ruin it for everyone else.

But yes, if you've got endless (lottery) cash, you probably could get a fair amount of hotties off SA, but it'd be simpler to just get WGs.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2016, 09:22:14 PM by WhattheFlip »

Offline Jerboa

If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

Exactly

If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

Yeah that would work, :thumbsup:
 The gold diggers and good time girls would soon clock on to see if you’re worth their time and effort
Until an easier or more wealthy ‘mark’ come along

You would have to be extremely careful and ruthless around those types as some are very fucking cleaver and conniving
 they use all manner of tricks, from emotional blackmail to threats and fraud/theft
 including being good old pussy whipped and getting pregnant, to get what they want :diablo:


Offline Anadin

If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

On the one hand yes but then I think about what happens once I've cum and the idea of having some gold digger hanging around doesn't sound wonderful, plus I'd rather not hang around clubs waiting for my type when I have the phone and the internet. If I'm that rich then I want and easy life, hookers and perhaps Seeking arrangement for me.

I know someone who made a huge amount of money in the City of London. He was a commodity trader and made several million quid on a half dozen trades in coffee that reaped huge profits in the mid 1970's.

The amount of gold diggers and chancers made my friend paranoid.

Offline WhattheFlip

I know someone who made a huge amount of money in the City of London. He was a commodity trader and made several million quid on a half dozen trades in coffee that reaped huge profits in the mid 1970's.

The amount of gold diggers and chancers made my friend paranoid.

Interesting. I think the real success lies in balancing showing that you've got money with communicating that you're not gonna throw it around on any old twat who flashes a smile at you. And having the testicular fortitude to take advantage of the gold-diggers who will drop their knickers without getting emotionally attached and not doing something crazy like marrying them (& perhaps see if it's possible to get a contract signed by her denying you any liability if she gets pregnant :lol:).

You'd also have to not fall for the classic gold-digger who plays hard to get & won't put out to try and 'fascinate' you into pursuing her. If you're wealthy and you're the one pursuing some hot piece, you've fucked up somewhere and are probably in for trouble/losing half your fortune. Regular punts would probably help with keeping your mind straight, remind you that pussy is everywhere :lol:

Often thought about this, keep it to my self, wouldn't tell the family, but might find someway for them to play some part in the winnings, like given them a few lottery cards, one arrange through Camelot £500,000 scratch card

Would book my self a 6 month vacation, and go on holiday to different countries, and sample the local culture, escort wise

Come back to the UK, and throw a party, party invites through various escort forums, book around 10-15 escorts, and they would be well paid, invite 30 the guys

Book some apartments, possibly in London

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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Lottery win? Tigerr Benson and Aletta Ocean would move from "beyond my budget" into "I'll book you overnight" territory.

Would'nt tell anyone ,could'nt put up with begging letters
 or every arse i've ever know suddenly phoneing after years of not bothering !
Just do what i want when i feel like it ,might buy somewhere nice think hawaii could be cheap


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To enter the realms of total fantasy... with millions to spare I'd buy a luxury house just for sex and hire a well-paid assistant (ideally a hot young woman who likes to join in) to do all the leg work in finding just the kind of girls that arouse me most (very petite and skinny legal teens who could maybe pass for younger). She'd have them ready and waiting for me whenever I felt the urge. These would be working girls, not gold-digging civvies, because I do subscribe to the notion that (at this level, anyway) you don't pay a prostitute for sex; you pay her to leave afterwards. An impossible dream, of course, but I'd be happy if I could actually dream it one night instead of the surrealistic soup that actually takes over my brain while I'm asleep.

Offline webpunter

If i win i'm gonna fuck off to Cardiff & get some dogs donuts of a hotel suite with a massive jacuzzi.  And try & book an extended MFFF session. My wish-list:
Mollie Matthews  +  Sienna Marie  + MissWelshKandice             Drinks will consist of champagne, red bull & liquid viagra.  Can you even imagine it  !

Offline Anadin

If i win i'm gonna fuck off to Cardiff & get some dogs donuts of a hotel suite with a massive jacuzzi.  And try & book an extended MFFF session. My wish-list:
Mollie Matthews  +  Sienna Marie  + MissWelshKandice             Drinks will consist of champagne, red bull & liquid viagra.  Can you even imagine it  !

Nice list there, I've had Mollie & Sienna on my hotlist for ages although if I won I'd expect them to come to London rather than me go to Cardiff.

If I won the lottery, I'd punt every day, with extras (Anal&Kissing)
I'd have every girl that works at HOD and many pornstars.

Offline webpunter

Nice list there, I've had Mollie & Sienna on my hotlist for ages although if I won I'd expect them to come to London rather than me go to Cardiff.
Good point.  I'd view it as a trip to savour - see what Cardiff has to offer.  Just for a change.  And when back to Londinium after a well earned sleep in the back of the extended exec motor then time to see what the capital has to offer.  Loads is the answer.  Still dreamin ..

Offline GreyDave

 :hi:  Well looks like there`s a few here as some reviews give the clues :cool: cause the type of punts and the number they are doing you`d need a lotto win :D :D :D  Obviously there`s the odd cabbie hoping for better tips before he takes the plung on an expensive girl too ;)
Me I`d keep quite and stay looking like the scruffy old git I am one thing I have learnt about women civvies and SP`s if you look like you have cash they will do their best to separate you from it  :(  some might say  footballers examples shows us this;

one trying to take it the other holding on for it :cool:

Offline welshman

If money was no object, I would love to act out a harem fantasy as seen in the videos from this link http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=czech+harem#!.


If you won serious millions on the lottery, you don't really need to book a hooker, just buy a posh pad in Chelsea, a ferrari, and hang out at the VIP of the exclusive clubs, the gold diggers will soon find you.

Aren't the gold diggers at these clubs just hookers on a night out?

Offline Hydrant

If money was no object, I would love to act out a harem fantasy as seen in the videos from this link http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=czech+harem#!.

Fantastic scenario for us would-be lottery winners, but it's curious that so much naked female flesh becomes curiously unerotic, en masse. I'd have them all dressed up to the nines while they serviced me. There's a gap in the porn market here. There's Fully Clothed Sex, Fully Clothed Pissing and no end of CFNM (Clothed Female Naked Male, always with a femdom element). But no Fully Clothed Harem.
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Interesting. I think the real success lies in balancing showing that you've got money with communicating that you're not gonna throw it around on any old twat who flashes a smile at you. And having the testicular fortitude to take advantage of the gold-diggers who will drop their knickers without getting emotionally attached and not doing something crazy like marrying them (& perhaps see if it's possible to get a contract signed by her denying you any liability if she gets pregnant :lol:).

You'd also have to not fall for the classic gold-digger who plays hard to get & won't put out to try and 'fascinate' you into pursuing her. If you're wealthy and you're the one pursuing some hot piece, you've fucked up somewhere and are probably in for trouble/losing half your fortune. Regular punts would probably help with keeping your mind straight, remind you that pussy is everywhere :lol:

"If you're wealthy and you're the one pursuing some hot piece, you've fucked up somewhere and are probably in for trouble/losing half your fortune" :thumbsup:


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