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Offline lcrowley

what would you do first ?   I would check into a swanky London hotel and go through the entire list of outcalls !
« Last Edit: October 01, 2016, 08:02:52 AM by lcrowley »

Offline lcrowley

And then go to Thailand for 3 months

Offline WhattheFlip

Well, if I had fuck off Euromillions money, I'm not sure I'd really bother with escorts. There's atleast a couple of hot young things working in local supermarkets who I might make a discrete offer to first thing just for the hell of it tho. If I ever fancied getting laid, I'd just go to a bar or two, or check out my local mall, find the hottest girls I can find, show her a huge wad of notes, and proposition her-in as roundabout way as possible so it doesn't quite count as soliciting of course. As long as you communicate that discretion is guaranteed from you and no-one is finding out, sure that you'll have success within 3 or 4 girls asked.

Beauty of having that kind of money is (amongst many other things) that whilst you may be able to get any escort (& most civvies) you want as often as you want, you can also get laid plenty (with much classier/hotter birds too) without paying for it at all either. And they'll be dirtier than most escorts too 'cause they'll want to impress so you keep them on as girlfriends. As long as you don't fall for some scheming cow who'll rinse you for atleast half of everything, you'll drown in pussy.

Offline Anadin

I sorta agree with you on getting non-escorts but even with fuck-off money there's tons experienced gold diggers who've probably spent the best part of their adult lives stringing rich blokes along with the prospect of pussy only for them to disappear once they gotten what they want, I know I'll get suckered in & If I've just paid for dinner, drinks and a gift and not got a chance of a shag then I'm gonna call a WG.

Escorts are in theory a guaranteed good time and none of the hassle of negotiation. On the one hand I'd definitely use tools such as a Lamborghini, a yacht and a penthouse to pull as I'd buy those anyway but escorts would probably still make up the bulk of my sex life, cause I'm lazy and they're convenient.

Now if I won big I'd probably work my way through my favourite pornstars, that's why I first started punting but the costs were astronomical. I'd also attempt to import US pornstars rather than seeing them over there. I'm always scared that as it's illegal out there & I'd be the unlucky sod who gets caught.
Peta Jensen, Sophie Dee & Jada Fire would be the first batch to get offers from me.



That's probably a £40,000+ outcall

Well, if I had fuck off Euromillions money, I'm not sure I'd really bother with escorts. There's atleast a couple of hot young things working in local supermarkets who I might make a discrete offer to first thing just for the hell of it tho. If I ever fancied getting laid, I'd just go to a bar or two, or check out my local mall, find the hottest girls I can find, show her a huge wad of notes, and proposition her-in as roundabout way as possible so it doesn't quite count as soliciting of course. As long as you communicate that discretion is guaranteed from you and no-one is finding out, sure that you'll have success within 3 or 4 girls asked.

Beauty of having that kind of money is (amongst many other things) that whilst you may be able to get any escort (& most civvies) you want as often as you want, you can also get laid plenty (with much classier/hotter birds too) without paying for it at all either. And they'll be dirtier than most escorts too 'cause they'll want to impress so you keep them on as girlfriends. As long as you don't fall for some scheming cow who'll rinse you for atleast half of everything, you'll drown in pussy.

Too true

Knew a bloke,
Basically a pug ugly chubby fuck, obnoxious personality nothing really going for him at all
But he was quite wealthy due to his parents having a business that did well etc.

He was a typical spoilt brat, had the arrogant big ego attitude
Nice house, the flash car etc., and designer clothes you get the picture

And he had some good looking fit birds that hung around him, lived with him etc. and he treated them all like shit
If he wasn’t seen to have money, I seriously doubt any of those birds would have looked at him twice

Some women just love that money and materialistic lifestyle ,
looks, brains and personality or even being a decent person, don’t matter if you have the ££££££££


If I won millions on the lottery, regarding punting yea I would steadily work my way through all the porn stars for novelty of it. :cool:

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What a dilemma !  So much fun finding out what the solution is.  Winning it 'large' i'd go on a world shagging tour.  Mixing up hookers & party girls.  The latter who don't exactly charge by the hour but expect gifts.  Who fucking cares !

Offline WhattheFlip

I sorta agree with you on getting non-escorts but even with fuck-off money there's tons experienced gold diggers who've probably spent the best part of their adult lives stringing rich blokes along with the prospect of pussy only for them to disappear once they gotten what they want, I know I'll get suckered in & If I've just paid for dinner, drinks and a gift and not got a chance of a shag then I'm gonna call a WG.

Escorts are in theory a guaranteed good time and none of the hassle of negotiation. On the one hand I'd definitely use tools such as a Lamborghini, a yacht and a penthouse to pull as I'd buy those anyway but escorts would probably still make up the bulk of my sex life, cause I'm lazy and they're convenient.

Now if I won big I'd probably work my way through my favourite pornstars, that's why I first started punting but the costs were astronomical. I'd also attempt to import US pornstars rather than seeing them over there. I'm always scared that as it's illegal out there & I'd be the unlucky sod who gets caught.
Peta Jensen, Sophie Dee & Jada Fire would be the first batch to get offers from me.



That's probably a £40,000+ outcall

That would be quite fun i think! I'd make it clear that whilst the swanky dinner and drinks are on me, they're not getting shit without putting out, no way. I really don't think it'd be that hard spotting the gold-diggers tbh, just don't act like you're interested in proper relationships and keep your wits about you and you'll be fine. And yeah, call escorts any time you've got blue balls so you don't make silly decisions.

Probably a £40k outcall if you fly them over for the weekend i guess. But surely there's only so much your balls can take? :D

If I won millions I would not spend a penny on whores I would put myself in a position where i would be at exclusive clubs around the world. Free pussy obviously the lady's would think they would get something out of it but I would never ever hand over cash for sex anymore  :hi:

I would live that Floyd mayweather and Dan Bilzerian life  :cool:

« Last Edit: October 02, 2016, 07:19:12 PM by Brazilian Martian »

I would buy a bigger and better house, or two. When I eventually get too old to punt, I would hire servants to do the punting for me on my behalf.

I would buy a bigger and better house, or two. When I eventually get too old to punt, I would hire servants to do the punting for me on my behalf.

Loool you would be a great boss  :hi:

Offline Moresomes

I would hire servants to do the punting for me on my behalf.

My C/V is in the post.  :thumbsup:

Offline zootalors

I won last night....what does £25 get you these days?

Offline Anadin

That would be quite fun i think! I'd make it clear that whilst the swanky dinner and drinks are on me, they're not getting shit without putting out, no way. I really don't think it'd be that hard spotting the gold-diggers tbh, just don't act like you're interested in proper relationships and keep your wits about you and you'll be fine. And yeah, call escorts any time you've got blue balls so you don't make silly decisions.

Probably a £40k outcall if you fly them over for the weekend i guess. But surely there's only so much your balls can take? :D

I'd always budget very carefully assuming I won up to about £50 million. Anything over that and I go absolutely nuts and the £40k in outcalls wouldn't over single punting weekend, I'd probably see one girl a week or so, I ain't got that kinda stamina.

I would live that Floyd mayweather and Dan Bilzerian life  :cool:

Floyd mayweather was flying some UK shop assistant around the world while she had a boyfriend back home and Dan Bilzerian was hanging out with Lindsey Pelas who the Dirty seem to think is definitely a hooker and he pretty much admits he pays for it https://youtu.be/NjR0fqSzcpc?t=1m31s

I've always had a sneaking suspicion that they're all paying for it, just on a bigger budget.

Offline WhattheFlip

I'd always budget very carefully assuming I won up to about £50 million. Anything over that and I go absolutely nuts and the £40k in outcalls wouldn't over single punting weekend, I'd probably see one girl a week or so, I ain't got that kinda stamina.

Floyd mayweather was flying some UK shop assistant around the world while she had a boyfriend back home and Dan Bilzerian was hanging out with Lindsey Pelas who the Dirty seem to think is definitely a hooker and he pretty much admits he pays for it https://youtu.be/NjR0fqSzcpc?t=1m31s

I've always had a sneaking suspicion that they're all paying for it, just on a bigger budget.

Many are I'm sure. No proof of course, but sure we all know there's a whole completely 'off the radar for mere mortals' culture of incredibly hot young women, moderately successful actresses, and models who fly round the world fucking the super rich. Often doing extremely freaky/violent stuff. Remember one of the madams who also procured girls for Tiger Woods saying that she'd arranged a $250k deal for a well-known model to do an overnight in the middle east or some place.

Like that scene in 'The Dictator' where Sacha Baron Cohen fucks Megan Fox playing herself as a WG, it's followed by a wall of polaroids of other starlets (& famous men!) he's 'employed'. That doesn't just come from nowhere. I'd be surprised if in her younger days his missus (Isla Fisher) wasn't propositioned. It's pretty rare for actresses to earn Jennifer Lawrence money, vast majority are scrabbling aroung like everyone else, and living the lifestyle in LA is expensive.

There was a story a couple yrs ago about a very well known Chineses actress shagging half the politicians and rich guys in China. It was retracted, but well...not hard to get a story retracted when you're rich and powerful.

Of course, some, like Mayweather, have a taste for more 'normal' women. Think I'd be like that actually. See my previous remark about supermarket girls :D

Offline Zeusthedoc

A week later you'd read about me in the Las Vegas Herald.

The picture will be of me and 14 hookers facedown in a fucking mountain of pure Columbian white. We'd all be naked the presidential suite at the Bellagio will forever look like a fucking shanty town in Brazil.

That, or I invest sensibly and maybe see the odd girl for £60-80hh. Depending on how much I'd won.

Would but a boat
Bitches love boats

Offline Hotmat

I'd get myself a boob job so I'd have a pair of tits to touch all day  :scare:
Only joking !  ;)

I would buy a bigger and better house, or two. When I eventually get too old to punt, I would hire servants to do the punting for me on my behalf.

Best post I've ever seen on UKP. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline GreyDave

 :yahoo:  I`ve  just found out I am a "fuck off euro mill`s winner ".... bet I am not the only one £2.90....fuck me do you think I can find a girl for half that I just don't want to squander it all :D :D
« Last Edit: October 03, 2016, 02:20:50 PM by GreyDave »


Offline heisenberg.

Too true

Knew a bloke,
Basically a pug ugly chubby fuck, obnoxious personality nothing really going for him at all
But he was quite wealthy due to his parents having a business that did well etc.

He was a typical spoilt brat, had the arrogant big ego attitude
Nice house, the flash car etc., and designer clothes you get the picture

And he had some good looking fit birds that hung around him, lived with him etc. and he treated them all like shit
If he wasn’t seen to have money, I seriously doubt any of those birds would have looked at him twice

Some women just love that money and materialistic lifestyle ,
looks, brains and personality or even being a decent person, don’t matter if you have the ££££££££


If I won millions on the lottery, regarding punting yea I would steadily work my way through all the porn stars for novelty of it. :cool:

Really? Not to sound like an ass here but I come from a wealthy family.  Nice house, cars etc and I've never really had the sort of success you describe here. Maybe it's because of the way my family raised me (I'm not a tosser and very modest ). What kind of cars are we talking about here? I may have to upgrade if it provides dividends ;) haha

I'd open a new wing at the hospital that saved my life a few years ago.

It's because of their hard work I'm alive and able to punt so I'd do them a good turn.

Definitely keep it as a secret and continue seeing escorts more often especially some pornstars. I think gold diggers are great but what would happen if they blackmail you and stuff. And with the increase news of false rape accusations seeing gold diggers would be something I would avoid regardless how sexy they look.


Really? Not to sound like an ass here but I come from a wealthy family.  Nice house, cars etc and I've never really had the sort of success you describe here. Maybe it's because of the way my family raised me (I'm not a tosser and very modest ). What kind of cars are we talking about here? I may have to upgrade if it provides dividends ;) haha

Well I knew him and his family

Maybe because he predominantly socialised around
what could be called working class areas and venues had something to do with it  :unknown:

It takes all sorts, but you can’t tell me that some of these model types are with some rich old fart,
 or indeed some wealthy, at best average looking twat, who has the personality of a cardboard box, because of true love :rolleyes:

 Due to work at the time (and no I wasn’t a fucking PA, servant/waiter or in the food service etc.)
I have been around seriously wealthy people and been in exclusive venues where these types go
Believe me all the cultured bullshit, airs and graces that might be associated with them goes straight out the window
Their language would make a sailor blush, the extremely bigoted views expressed and general behaviour would shock most on this forum

Other than wealth, lifestyle and in some cases social status, I can’t see what attracts women to them;
 but having said that some of the women in those circles are just as bad :D

Ps the car was a Porsche no surprise there, as most twats who get a bit of money drive the fucking things,
 they are virtually as common as BMW’s these days :sarcastic:
He also had other high end motors that he used :hi:

Offline heisenberg.

Ahh I see what you mean. I agree with the bigoted views from some wealthy individuals. I attend a top 5 university and Jesus Christ the shite I hear is pathetic. When the money flows, so too do the women. I've had a few punts where the girls kept asking me about my personal life when they notice the car I drive, always seem to be the working girls... never the ones in a bar or club  :(


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