" Drop the kids off to house round the corner. Her house stank and she had a pitbull??? "Well, there's 2 - 3 reasons for walking away! I wouldn't be wanting to get nekkid / drop my clothes off in some shithole hovel......and the pitbull seals it for me.
Nope, I'd much, much rather have gone without.
Sounds like a character, though ( read 'nutter ' LOL )