Rosa - Cuban/Lebanese at Cloisters

[peter purves]

I called Rosa on Wednesday asking for prices - which was posted on here. I decided to book her but she did not send me the details until this evening.

I am a firm believer in the signs and that ie the poor comms should have been my cue - from being saved from a disastrous punt 

I paid £120 for half an hour but she was so 'matter of a fact' person, for instance in everything including the sex which was very brief. For instance she had several phones on the bed and as I began to move it out of the way, she snapped , 'Don't touch it, I will move it'.

As a result of the poor (or should that be no) performance I decided to halt the punt and get a refund.

Then we got into a heated exchange with her adamant that she intends to keep all the money.

As I walked to the door (without a refund). I caressed her rear. Her reply was, 'What do you think you are doing?'

So I told her, I would now like to stay. She says, 'No!'. Then another argument followed. She then opens the door and stands in the passage way (she in her football shorts and top) repeatedly saying 'I do not feel safe with you in the room!!'

As I left I remember a certain review and decided to report her to the manager. He said , 'It is a private suite and he cannot control what the girls do in there'

Now on my way home, I take a look at my phone only to see: "u attacked me and I will make a statement to the police"

Obviously one to avoid like the plague 

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[Anadin]

So you got into a heated argument then on your way out decided to feel her up and tell her you'd like to stay lol.

[Gentlelovemaking]

Good intel, I was gonna book her.

For the record are her pictures accurate?

[peter purves]

So you got into a heated argument then on your way out decided to feel her up and tell her you'd like to stay lol.

Believe it or not it was awful, the argument over the refund, as opposed to her rear, which reminded me so much of Harley Darko's, butt obviously this was implants whilst Harley wasn't. So I decided to take a hands on approach to the matter 

[peter purves]

Good intel, I was gonna book her.

For the record are her pictures accurate?

Don't mate!! 

Her pictures are accurate, I knew someone would be asking me about her body. However, facially, I did not find her attractive, a prominent double chin, long false eye lashes,lips enhancement which narrowed her face, giving her a moose-like appearance.

The room was very scruffy, bed very untidy almost as if she or someone had been using it seconds before I knocked.

Tries to order you around sexually  ie "Stand here!",  "Do not touch my bra, I will do that!" ie she took an eternity to remove her bra.

OW, like I said merely'as a matter of fact', kept inspecting to see if she can see traces of spunk, presumably it is a cum once only service which she is doing her best to make you come instantly.

She claims to be Cuban/Lebanese, I did not believe her until she briefly spoke Spanish on the phone presumably to her security. To me she looked like a stereotypical Hungarian, here I am referring to her skin and hair who had her boobs enhanced and every other feature of her body but obviously Latin I guess.

[Gentlelovemaking]

Don't mate!! 

Her pictures are accurate, I knew someone would be asking me about her body. However, facially, I did not find her attractive, a prominent double chin, long false eye lashes,lips enhancement which narrowed her face, giving her a moose-like appearance.

The room was very scruffy, bed very untidy almost as if she or someone had been using it seconds before I knocked.

Tries to order you around sexually  ie "Stand here!",  "Do not touch my bra, I will do that!" ie she took an eternity to remove her bra.

OW, like I said merely'as a matter of fact', kept inspecting to see if she can see traces of spunk, presumably it is a cum once only service which she is doing her best to make you come instantly.

She claims to be Cuban/Lebanese, I did not believe her until she briefly spoke Spanish on the phone presumably to her security. To me she looked like a stereotypical Hungarian, here I am referring to her skin and hair who had her boobs enhanced and every other feature of her body but obviously Latin I guess.

I'm really tempted to try my luck after you compared her to Harley Darko but you seen convinced I'm gonna walk out feeling like I wasted time and money.

[Brazilian Martian]

I'm gonna visit her next week  that body is crazy plus i know how to deal with latinas.

So your telling me op she jacked you of 120 and all you got is a ass grope

[peter purves]

I'm gonna visit her next week  that body is crazy plus i know how to deal with latinas.

So your telling me op she jacked you of 120 and all you got is a ass grope

Good luck mate!

I thought you did not like those kind of rates? Best go for 15 minutes if you can. I do not think she has that rate. Anyhow hopefully you are armed with some useful intel.

Just to add there was OW but I decided to terminate the session. No penetration involved because there may be more life in a frigd young lady

[peter purves]

I'm really tempted to try my luck after you compared her to Harley Darko but you seen convinced I'm gonna walk out feeling like I wasted time and money.

Harley has the larger rear and more attractive than Rosa IMO but they do have a similar physique like I said with Harley being natural.

[peter purves]

I'm gonna visit her next week  that body is crazy plus i know how to deal with latinas.

Personally I do not think it cums - excuse the pun - with how to deal with Latinas. I have been with many in the past. Rosa is simply a C*** [with a capital letter too].

I could have stayed and pumped and dumped and derived some sort of satisfaction that way but as is often asked here 'Why would want to have sex with someone who 'hates' you?

Sex with her would have been just a little bit better than with a rubber dolly. Probably the rubber dolly might have won in the end since then it is my imagination coming into (fore)play. 

[Brazilian Martian]

Good luck mate!

I thought you did not like those kind of rates? Best go for 15 minutes if you can. I do not think she has that rate. Anyhow hopefully you are armed with some useful intel.

Just to add there was OW but I decided to terminate the session. No penetration involved because there may be more life in a frigd young lady

Normally I would not but her body is crazy so I have to take a chance with her. 30 mins should be enough

[Brazilian Martian]

Personally I do not think it cums - excuse the pun - with dealing with Latinas. I have been with many in the past. Rosa is simply a C*** [with a capital letter too].

I could have stayed and pumped and dumped and derived some sort of satisfaction that way but as is often asked here 'Why would want to have sex with someone who 'hates' you?

Sex with her would have been just a little bit better than with a rubber dolly. Probably the rubber dolly might have won in the end since then it is my imagination coming into (fore)play. 

 

[peter purves]

Normally I would not but her body is crazy so I have to take a chance with her. 30 mins should be enough

Then why did you not chance your arm with Harley who is much nicer and gives a very good performance IMO??

[Brazilian Martian]

Then why did you not chance your arm with Harley who is much nicer and gives a very good performance IMO??

Who is Harley ?  Dnt see any review of Harley in your list

[peter purves]

Who is Harley

Think it needs Pumps to Pump up the action and put her video on here



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[Brazilian Martian]

Think it needs Pumps to Pump up the action and put her video on here




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Nope not interested in her at all, plus if she was so good why did you not review her 

[peter purves]

Nope not interested in her at all, plus if she was so good why did you not review her 

I tend not to do reviews unless in exceptional circumstances, there was enough intel and discussion provided by me on her here (or I would like to think so).

However, if you are not interested in her then you've just answered my question. I was just curious because it is the same body type

[donny99]

Normally I would not but her body is crazy so I have to take a chance with her. 30 mins should be enough

I regret clicking on this review, as that body looks amazing, and i'm tempted too. 

I hope you post a review if you do take a chance. May have a little go myself!

[peter purves]

I regret clicking on this review, as that body looks amazing, and i'm tempted too. 

I hope you post a review if you do take a chance. May have a little go myself!

Guys I sincerely hope things work out in your favour - even after a review  like this.

The problem of Sex v Reason

[donny99]

Guys I sincerely hope things work out in your favour - even after a review  like this.

The problem of Sex v Reason

I know, i know... 
But, right now im browsing for my next punt, and i can't unsee those pictures!

[peter purves]

I know, i know... 
But, right now im browsing for my next punt, and i can't unsee those pictures!

 

I know to, I was having the same experience - couldn't unsee those pics until I had the punt

And now I am having a different problem - I cannot unsee her face which in no way comes as close to matching her body .

A double whammy  

[8rockLanders]

Sorry to hear about your bad experience and TOFTT.
One to avoid for the future. Thanks for the heads up.

[donny99]

I know to, I was having the same experience - couldn't unsee those pics until I had the punt

And now I am having a different problem - I cannot unsee her face which in no way comes as close to matching her body .

A double whammy  

 

Ok, i doubled back and realised i missed the post about her facially. And that changes things.

Anyway i've had a good think and slept on it. Last night i was just really horny and looking at those pics were doing crazy things to me.

Guess i'll pass. 

Brazilian Martian, if you're still up for it, then Good luck mate!

[peter purves]

Sorry to hear about your bad experience and TOFTT.
One to avoid for the future. Thanks for the heads up.

Cheers mate!!

Considering her very extreme behaviour, I find it very instructive that no-one came forward to slate her.

[J_B]

Can`t denied she looks hot
Brazilian Martian if  your skills work please teach me how to deal too  .
Very interested to visit her but I heard many stories about that place and I am aware atm
Cheers

[peter purves]

Can`t denied she looks hot
Brazilian Martian if  your skills work please teach me how to deal too  .
Very interested to visit her but I heard many stories about that place and I am aware atm
Cheers

Just seen this review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=113686.0

[peter purves]

Very interested to visit her but I heard many stories about that place...

Would you like to say what you've heard about Cloisters?

[8rockLanders]

Cloisters and the neighbouring Nell Gwynn House are both well known establishments in London punting circles.
Both are pretty anonymous (and old) blocks of flats advertised as "luxury service apartments".

I have never been challenged whilst punting in either location and I think the reception staff turn a blind eye even though they know what's really going on.

[backofthenet]

Rosa is simply a C*** [with a capital letter too].

Don't be blue, Peter.

[backofthenet]

Don't be blue, Peter.

needless to say, I had the last laugh.

[peter purves]

 

Don't be blue, Peter.

 

...You are totally right

I forgot to use the F- word as well

[backofthenet]

this clip and my avatar will explain the reason why I've just been searching your posts for rude words

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[peter purves]

this clip and my avatar will explain the reason why I've just been searching your posts for rude words

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Very good 

[Bassman]

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Is there a link to this one? I'm sure I've seen those pics before.

[peter purves]

Is there a link to this one? I'm sure I've seen those pics before.

I am sure you have but she is no longer on the scene for now

[Germany]

I seen her for  £150 an hour.
OMG what a fuck. Must write review but actually it is late now. The horror is disclosed. I seen her before the firstreview.

Please note I managed to have conversation with her and become friend  (tactics to use when you know that £150 gone down the loo and she might suck you off)

1.she's not touching cock at all only with condom.
2. Stop escorting for 3 years returned back just to make money for funeral in Lebanon.
3. She dosnt like sex much (maybe cause nit cumming)
4. Kiss?  Haha you wish
5. Claiming service all included but she's paying security to cover her. Just in case.
6. Make sure you put the condom in the bin, yourself.
7. Never been in Cuba and not much Lebanon but the roots from there
8. She was stripper, she makes  £700 now and you want see her escorting,  read number 2.
9.No lubricant available

I use the tactics very well and convinced her to buy fuzzy drink and lubricant and fuck again but later I declined as I was over an hour and been busy.
But remember!  No chance have good service, never ever only if you actually play the game.
Sorry for late announcement

[peter purves]

I seen her for  £150 an hour.
OMG what a fuck. Must write review but actually it is late now. The horror is disclosed. I seen her before the firstreview.

Please note I managed to have conversation with her and become friend  (tactics to use when you know that £150 gone down the loo and she might suck you off)

1.she's not touching cock at all only with condom.
2. Stop escorting for 3 years returned back just to make money for funeral in Lebanon.
3. She dosnt like sex much (maybe cause nit cumming)
4. Kiss?  Haha you wish
5. Claiming service all included but she's paying security to cover her. Just in case.
6. Make sure you put the condom in the bin, yourself.
7. Never been in Cuba and not much Lebanon but the roots from there
8. She was stripper, she makes  £700 now and you want see her escorting,  read number 2.
9.No lubricant available

I use the tactics very well and convinced her to buy fuzzy drink and lubricant and fuck again but later I declined as I was over an hour and been busy.
But remember!  No chance have good service, never ever only if you actually play the game.
Sorry for late announcement

Have I just read this correctly?? 

[donny99]

I seen her for  £150 an hour.
OMG what a fuck. Must write review but actually it is late now. The horror is disclosed. I seen her before the firstreview.

Please note I managed to have conversation with her and become friend  (tactics to use when you know that £150 gone down the loo and she might suck you off)

1.she's not touching cock at all only with condom.
2. Stop escorting for 3 years returned back just to make money for funeral in Lebanon.
3. She dosnt like sex much (maybe cause nit cumming)
4. Kiss?  Haha you wish
5. Claiming service all included but she's paying security to cover her. Just in case.
6. Make sure you put the condom in the bin, yourself.
7. Never been in Cuba and not much Lebanon but the roots from there
8. She was stripper, she makes  £700 now and you want see her escorting,  read number 2.
9.No lubricant available

I use the tactics very well and convinced her to buy fuzzy drink and lubricant and fuck again but later I declined as I was over an hour and been busy.
But remember!  No chance have good service, never ever only if you actually play the game.
Sorry for late announcement

What the hell did i just read?
So you didn't fuck, but made a new friend?

[peter purves]

What the hell did i just read?
So you didn't fuck, but made a new friend?

By a careful read it sounds like he got the best of both worlds 

[Germany]

Well practicely I fucked her but comon man that was one of the worst experience,  in terms of "service provider" in my life. I don't want to talk about this Puta anymore 

[peter purves]

Well practicely I fucked her but comon man that was one of the worst experience,  in terms of "service provider" in my life. I don't want to talk about this Puta anymore 

Cheers for the clarification.

Yes and there have been a few for me but I have to agree with your assessment.

A sense of disillusionment after reaching the 'Holy F-ail'... pardon me that should be 'Grail' 

But more needs to be said IMO.