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Author Topic: Rosa - Cuban/Lebanese at Cloisters  (Read 1939 times)

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I called Rosa on Wednesday asking for prices - which was posted on here. I decided to book her but she did not send me the details until this evening.

I am a firm believer in the signs and that ie the poor comms should have been my cue - from being saved from a disastrous punt  :dash:

I paid £120 for half an hour but she was so 'matter of a fact' person, for instance in everything including the sex which was very brief. For instance she had several phones on the bed and as I began to move it out of the way, she snapped , 'Don't touch it, I will move it'.

As a result of the poor (or should that be no) performance I decided to halt the punt and get a refund.

Then we got into a heated exchange with her adamant that she intends to keep all the money.

As I walked to the door (without a refund). I caressed her rear. Her reply was, 'What do you think you are doing?'

So I told her, I would now like to stay. She says, 'No!'. Then another argument followed. She then opens the door and stands in the passage way (she in her football shorts and top) repeatedly saying 'I do not feel safe with you in the room!!'

As I left I remember a certain review and decided to report her to the manager. He said , 'It is a private suite and he cannot control what the girls do in there'

Now on my way home, I take a look at my phone only to see: "u attacked me and I will make a statement to the police"

Obviously one to avoid like the plague  :scare:

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« Last Edit: September 30, 2016, 09:51:14 PM by peter purves »

Offline Anadin

So you got into a heated argument then on your way out decided to feel her up and tell her you'd like to stay lol.

Good intel, I was gonna book her.

For the record are her pictures accurate?

So you got into a heated argument then on your way out decided to feel her up and tell her you'd like to stay lol.

Believe it or not it was awful, the argument over the refund, as opposed to her rear, which reminded me so much of Harley Darko's, butt obviously this was implants whilst Harley wasn't. So I decided to take a hands on approach to the matter  :P

Good intel, I was gonna book her.

For the record are her pictures accurate?

Don't mate!!  :(

Her pictures are accurate, I knew someone would be asking me about her body. However, facially, I did not find her attractive, a prominent double chin, long false eye lashes,lips enhancement which narrowed her face, giving her a moose-like appearance.

The room was very scruffy, bed very untidy almost as if she or someone had been using it seconds before I knocked.

Tries to order you around sexually  ie "Stand here!",  "Do not touch my bra, I will do that!" ie she took an eternity to remove her bra.

OW, like I said merely'as a matter of fact', kept inspecting to see if she can see traces of spunk, presumably it is a cum once only service which she is doing her best to make you come instantly.

She claims to be Cuban/Lebanese, I did not believe her until she briefly spoke Spanish on the phone presumably to her security. To me she looked like a stereotypical Hungarian, here I am referring to her skin and hair who had her boobs enhanced and every other feature of her body but obviously Latin I guess.

« Last Edit: September 30, 2016, 10:58:17 PM by peter purves »

Don't mate!!  :(

Her pictures are accurate, I knew someone would be asking me about her body. However, facially, I did not find her attractive, a prominent double chin, long false eye lashes,lips enhancement which narrowed her face, giving her a moose-like appearance.

The room was very scruffy, bed very untidy almost as if she or someone had been using it seconds before I knocked.

Tries to order you around sexually  ie "Stand here!",  "Do not touch my bra, I will do that!" ie she took an eternity to remove her bra.

OW, like I said merely'as a matter of fact', kept inspecting to see if she can see traces of spunk, presumably it is a cum once only service which she is doing her best to make you come instantly.

She claims to be Cuban/Lebanese, I did not believe her until she briefly spoke Spanish on the phone presumably to her security. To me she looked like a stereotypical Hungarian, here I am referring to her skin and hair who had her boobs enhanced and every other feature of her body but obviously Latin I guess.

I'm really tempted to try my luck after you compared her to Harley Darko but you seen convinced I'm gonna walk out feeling like I wasted time and money.

I'm gonna visit her next week  that body is crazy plus i know how to deal with latinas.

So your telling me op she jacked you of 120 and all you got is a ass grope

I'm gonna visit her next week  that body is crazy plus i know how to deal with latinas.

So your telling me op she jacked you of 120 and all you got is a ass grope

Good luck mate!

I thought you did not like those kind of rates? Best go for 15 minutes if you can. I do not think she has that rate. Anyhow hopefully you are armed with some useful intel.

Just to add there was OW but I decided to terminate the session. No penetration involved because there may be more life in a frigd young lady
« Last Edit: October 01, 2016, 12:33:09 AM by peter purves »

I'm really tempted to try my luck after you compared her to Harley Darko but you seen convinced I'm gonna walk out feeling like I wasted time and money.

Harley has the larger rear and more attractive than Rosa IMO but they do have a similar physique like I said with Harley being natural.

I'm gonna visit her next week  that body is crazy plus i know how to deal with latinas.


Personally I do not think it cums - excuse the pun - with how to deal with Latinas. I have been with many in the past. Rosa is simply a C*** [with a capital letter too].

I could have stayed and pumped and dumped and derived some sort of satisfaction that way but as is often asked here 'Why would want to have sex with someone who 'hates' you?

Sex with her would have been just a little bit better than with a rubber dolly. Probably the rubber dolly might have won in the end since then it is my imagination coming into (fore)play.  ;)
« Last Edit: October 01, 2016, 12:53:38 AM by peter purves »

Good luck mate!

I thought you did not like those kind of rates? Best go for 15 minutes if you can. I do not think she has that rate. Anyhow hopefully you are armed with some useful intel.

Just to add there was OW but I decided to terminate the session. No penetration involved because there may be more life in a frigd young lady

Normally I would not but her body is crazy so I have to take a chance with her. 30 mins should be enough

Personally I do not think it cums - excuse the pun - with dealing with Latinas. I have been with many in the past. Rosa is simply a C*** [with a capital letter too].

I could have stayed and pumped and dumped and derived some sort of satisfaction that way but as is often asked here 'Why would want to have sex with someone who 'hates' you?

Sex with her would have been just a little bit better than with a rubber dolly. Probably the rubber dolly might have won in the end since then it is my imagination coming into (fore)play.  ;)

  :lol:

Normally I would not but her body is crazy so I have to take a chance with her. 30 mins should be enough

Then why did you not chance your arm with Harley who is much nicer and gives a very good performance IMO??
« Last Edit: October 01, 2016, 12:59:37 AM by peter purves »

Then why did you not chance your arm with Harley who is much nicer and gives a very good performance IMO??

Who is Harley ?  Dnt see any review of Harley in your list
« Last Edit: October 01, 2016, 01:07:52 AM by Brazilian Martian »

Who is Harley

Think it needs Pumps to Pump up the action and put her video on here




Think it needs Pumps to Pump up the action and put her video on here






Nope not interested in her at all, plus if she was so good why did you not review her  :unknown:

Nope not interested in her at all, plus if she was so good why did you not review her  :unknown:

I tend not to do reviews unless in exceptional circumstances, there was enough intel and discussion provided by me on her here (or I would like to think so).

However, if you are not interested in her then you've just answered my question. I was just curious because it is the same body type
« Last Edit: October 01, 2016, 01:17:37 AM by peter purves »

Offline donny99

Normally I would not but her body is crazy so I have to take a chance with her. 30 mins should be enough

I regret clicking on this review, as that body looks amazing, and i'm tempted too. 

I hope you post a review if you do take a chance. May have a little go myself!

I regret clicking on this review, as that body looks amazing, and i'm tempted too. 

I hope you post a review if you do take a chance. May have a little go myself!

Guys I sincerely hope things work out in your favour - even after a review  like this.

The problem of Sex v Reason

Offline donny99

Guys I sincerely hope things work out in your favour - even after a review  like this.

The problem of Sex v Reason

I know, i know... 
But, right now im browsing for my next punt, and i can't unsee those pictures!

I know, i know... 
But, right now im browsing for my next punt, and i can't unsee those pictures!

 :D :P

I know to, I was having the same experience - couldn't unsee those pics until I had the punt ;)

And now I am having a different problem - I cannot unsee her face which in no way comes as close to matching her body .

A double whammy   :(


« Last Edit: October 01, 2016, 08:04:02 AM by peter purves »

Sorry to hear about your bad experience and TOFTT.
One to avoid for the future. Thanks for the heads up.

Offline donny99

:D :P

I know to, I was having the same experience - couldn't unsee those pics until I had the punt ;)

And now I am having a different problem - I cannot unsee her face which in no way comes as close to matching her body .

A double whammy   :(

 :lol:

Ok, i doubled back and realised i missed the post about her facially. And that changes things.

Anyway i've had a good think and slept on it. Last night i was just really horny and looking at those pics were doing crazy things to me.

Guess i'll pass.  :cry:

Brazilian Martian, if you're still up for it, then Good luck mate!

Sorry to hear about your bad experience and TOFTT.
One to avoid for the future. Thanks for the heads up.

Cheers mate!!

Considering her very extreme behaviour, I find it very instructive that no-one came forward to slate her.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2016, 06:12:44 PM by peter purves »

Offline J_B

Can`t denied she looks hot
Brazilian Martian if  your skills work please teach me how to deal too  :drinks:.
Very interested to visit her but I heard many stories about that place and I am aware atm
Cheers
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