silly newbie experience

[orangecolor]

So i am new to hunting, when i went to meet a lady tonight.  As I left I noticed that there was a guy who was parked outside of her house just staring at me.
Is that normal? should I be worried, since i am new.  i got home safe.

[Walsalllad15]

Probably the police, they'll take your car reg and either pop into your work or kick your door in early hours.

[Zeusthedoc]

Probably the police, they'll take your car reg and either pop into your work or kick your door in early hours.

either that, or it's her husband...collecting evidence for their upcoming divorce hearing.
you'll be summoned to testify before a judge and your testimony will be available for all to see.
a copy etched into stone will be sent to your boss and one to your wife/gf/so.

i expect you paid by cash too - so the WG will trace the serial numbers on the notes back to your bank account at which point she will find out all your personal/private banking info...it's too late, your account is already empty and the remaining equity in your property gone!

[cueball]

So i am new to hunting, when i went to meet a lady tonight.  As I left I noticed that there was a guy who was parked outside of her house just staring at me.
Is that normal? should I be worried, since i am new.  i got home safe.

he'll be from the anti hunting brigade.

Did you have a red blazer on and tooting your horn?

[pking_paul]

Dont panic OP - you are home and safe. Probably a nosey neighbour or husband keeping out of the way 

[OakTree]

You're truly fucked mate. 

[PatrickCarnes]

You had a guy staring at you? Count yourself lucky mate, I've had a UFO parked up outside before, and an ET staring at me with it's 3 eyes from the cockpit.

[Zeusthedoc]

You had a guy staring at you? Count yourself lucky mate, I've had a UFO parked up outside before, and an ET staring at me with it's 3 eyes from the cockpit.

isn't that standard practise for first timers?
ET is the one who offers the prostate probe for the extra £20

[David1970]

VAT men are cracking down on prositues, because of all the money not being declared. If you paid her cash you help her commit tax fraud. Hope you got a vat receipt, then you are covered and only need to give evidence in open court. Your always better to pay by credit card.

Better a VAT man taking your details than a blackmailer.

[Roulette]

It's the next punter.

[Roulette]

One time I saw the girl's driver. We both parked round the corner from the hotel. I've also seen the guy seeing the other girl in the flat, although most girls try to avoid this happening. I've also felt uncomfortable about a girl hanging around outside a flat until I realised she was also working there. I've also seen a disapproving neighbour or two.

[nigel4498]

Did she gave you the used condom to dispose of when you left?
The DNA it contains will be used as evidence unless she gave you an exemption certificate.
If she gave it to you I would swallow it now.

[mediumjoe]

   It could just be that you came out with such a great big silly grin on your chops that he was alarmed as it's unusual in that (grotty)?  area and he was just wondering who you had just
bumped off as he called the cops.
   Or maybe he had just arrived to do the wg in , you did have you iPhone on you didn't you .  So now the cops can follow you all the way home, and your dna will of course be all over the dead girl. You really are fucked.
  Sorry orangecolor all it is, is that it was the wg's next customer cacking himself that you were the girls pimp coming out to mug him .
 
 Not American by any chance are you ?  Joe

[orangecolor]

I am just knew to all this.  maybe a bit paranoid. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Ha !! Ha !! I can't stop laughing.

Thanks guys  you have all really cheered me up after my earlier disaster.

[shaunogg]

I am just knew to all this.  maybe a bit paranoid.

Only 'a bit' ?

[Stiff Biggley]

Had a recent punt with a Bulgarian girl, only to see parked across the road on leaving a Bulgarian registered Audi with a crop-haired thickset bloke with neck tattoos on the phone eyeing me up. He didn't interfere with me but it certainly set me on edge as I walked past.
Could have been her pimp, or it could have been a rival gang member, I don't know. I was just glad that I'd followed my usual practice of parking on a different street so my car couldn't be identified.

[Zeusthedoc]

Had a recent punt with a Bulgarian girl, only to see parked across the road on leaving a Bulgarian registered Audi with a crop-haired thickset bloke with neck tattoos on the phone eyeing me up. He didn't interfere with me but it certainly set me on edge as I walked past.
Could have been her pimp, or it could have been a rival gang member, I don't know. I was just glad that I'd followed my usual practice of parking on a different street so my car couldn't be identified.

Or it might have a been a complete coincidence. You'll never know

[Steely Dan]

Had a recent punt with a Bulgarian girl, only to see parked across the road on leaving a Bulgarian registered Audi with a crop-haired thickset bloke with neck tattoos on the phone eyeing me up. He didn't interfere with me but it certainly set me on edge as I walked past.
Could have been her pimp, or it could have been a rival gang member, I don't know. I was just glad that I'd followed my usual practice of parking on a different street so my car couldn't be identified.

That was me.  I have been stalking you.  But anyway I was easily able to follow you to your car so your little trick didn't work. Mwa ha ha!

[Kenaldo]

It's the last punter thinking 'I thought I was the only one'!

[Stiff Biggley]

Or it might have a been a complete coincidence. You'll never know

Where I was, unlikely, but I agree its possible

[orangecolor]

Where I was, unlikely, but I agree its possible

Where were you out of curiosity? was it Bulgaria?

[Roth]

Always always use punting plates on your motor. Standard practise for
experienced punters.

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[David1970]

Why take your car to a punt, get public transport. The cannot get your reg number.
So they can't photo you, wear a ski mask, from when you leave home, going to, during the punt and all the way home. If you follow these 2 simple ideas you will have no problems.

[mediumjoe]

  Oh Roth -punting plates , superb, that did make me laugh

[TallManJoe]

My standard practise is to dig a tunnel directly to the WG's flat. That way nobody will see me leave. I also wear a tin foil hat so nobody can read my thoughts.

[zigzag]

Funniest thread I've seen to date 

[Stiff Biggley]

Where were you out of curiosity? was it Bulgaria?

Strongly Muslim area of a Lancashire milltown. I hate to deflate the humour, but I discovered today that the house was broken into a few days later and the single girl has vanished - possibly fled back home but that's uncertain. Make of it what you will.

[David1970]

Strongly Muslim area of a Lancashire milltown. I hate to deflate the humour, but I discovered today that the house was broken into a few days later and the single girl has vanished - possibly fled back home but that's uncertain. Make of it what you will.

She was Bulgarian, the car the man was Bulgarian, you think the man was Bulgarian, so why did you start with " Strong Muslim Area"?
Confused me.

[Stiff Biggley]

She was Bulgarian, the car the man was Bulgarian, you think the man was Bulgarian, so why did you start with " Strong Muslim Area"?
Confused me.

Thats the point. She was living alone in an area in which the residents are something like 95% Pakistani in origin. She was deliberately living there to service the "Muslim market" (for want of a better description). For another Bulgarian to be randomly parked up outside her house seemed more than a coincidence.
You'll often find in the northern mill towns that EE girls pick muslim/asian areas to live. Several reasons: the houses are cheap, the landlords don't ask questions, and they have a ready supply of muslim punters on the doorstep. Men who are barred from sex with women from their own community, so the girls are busy.


Edit
If the above sounds racist, its not meant to be. Its a simple explanation of how many EE girls think

[myothernameis]

So i am new to hunting, when i went to meet a lady tonight.  As I left I noticed that there was a guy who was parked outside of her house just staring at me.
Is that normal? should I be worried, since i am new.  i got home safe.

How old are you orangecolor, looks like you have made a few spelling mistakes, school kid errors, easy as pie

hunting = Punting
gult =  Guilt
Bast, = Best

[mediumjoe]

   And Orangecolor colour is the way us Limeys spell it

[rathbone]

I am just knew to all this.  maybe a bit paranoid.

Don't be paranoid, but it's sensible to be a bit cautious - park a street or two away, and if you see somebody dodgy hanging around, keep an eye on them.  Not much fun being on edge during the meeting just in case your car's being nicked or somebody's going to confront you on your way out.