Greetings all. Sometime reader, first post, and may as well make it first review, have had some valuable info from here in the past (in both "go for it" and "don't touch it with his" categories), so probably feel I owe some participation.
MAISIE: External Link/Members OnlyWell reviewed on here I know, this was actually my most recent punt, about a month ago. In punting terms, I'm a relative noob, but not a rookie. She would be the 7th on my checkbox list, if you're that curious, and (I think) my 11th overall (yeah, a couple of re-runs, I've been lucky in selection) in the year or so since my punting cherry vanished (divorce: there's a life after it, and fuck, mine's better than hers). Anyway, onwards.
COMMSPretty good considering Maisie's popularity definitely impacts her availaibility. She's a texter as her AW Profile suggests, probably through necessity - it's been mentioned here before she does seem to not leave much time between bookings, and that's true on my experience, it's 10 minutes gap at most I would guess, just enough for a quick freshen up and a "text to next" (who I saw nervously looking at his phone as I was leaving, sorry mate, it was kinda obvious, don't stand
that fucking close to the lifts for no apparent reason, unless of course you just don't give a shit, in which case, carry on!). Don't expect long love letters, it's efficient, tells you what you need to know, and that's it. Suits me fine, I'm not going to wank over words on my phone. Does the fact I didn't actually hear her voice beforehand matter? To me it doesn't. YMMV.
I did think later, as I was going home, if you were looking for something specific therefore, a role-play or uniform or whatever, you might want to try and get things set up a few days in advance, b/c you might struggle on the day, just my guess. I'm not that demanding though, so it was 3-4 texts back and forward to lock down the time, duration, and the usual routine - I'm at X hotel, I can see you at this time, and I'll send you the room number just ahead of time, which she did.
VENUECity Centre hotel as usual. Maisie's technically on tour I suppose, but she's here so much she's probably about as available as any local girl. I would think like most tourers she probably varies the location each time so she doesn't become too familiar to hotel staff, so I guess it's pot luck whether you get completely oblivious receptionists or Sherlock Holmes. I got the former, they were busy with other guests, and I couldn't miss the lifts, saw them as soon as I walked in. No problems at all, up to the room, chap chap, hello.
LOOKSCan't start anywhere else except... them. Those. The 34Gs. Yeah, they're helluva nice, and yes, my eyes were drawn to them as soon as I clapped eyes on them. As good a pair of natural big 'uns as you'll find. My only (offline) punting mate has seen her before and said he thought they hung a bit when she was bent over, but FFS man, that's what natural tits do, it's called fuckin' gravity, you think otherwise and you've been watching entirely too much porn with balloon-titted falsies. Me, I judge 'em on how they hang when she's standing up or lying down, and I couldn't fault 'em. She's still at a young enough age (says she's 28, and that would have been my exact guess as well) that the inevitable hasn't happened, and hopefully won't for a good few more years. They're just damn
NICE. Great shape, great weight, and a bloody great handful. Let's leave it by saying if you consider yourself a boob-lover, and you
DON'T think Maisie's are excellent, you're either a falsie-man or you're heading for a lifetime of disappointment. Best (naturals) I've ever handled? No, but a silver or a bronze wouldn't be out of the question, and that might only be because my particular Gold Medal winner was... oh, that's another story entirely, but the only case I've ever seen of gravity saying "fuck this, you two win". A mutant maybe.
Aside from that... hmmm. OK, I can't really split too much from the consensus, she's the girl next door. She's pretty, very pretty if I put all the airbrushed internet shit out of my head for a minute, but without being so stunning you drop your jaw and dribble. You could walk around a big town centre on a Saturday morning and see a few lasses (only a few mind) who would be comparable (tits aside), but that's part of the appeal for me, it makes her feel more "accessible", like she's not so far out of your league she wouldn't ever look at you with anything but contempt. She's "ya know, maybe, on my best day, if I was really, really lucky...". Long dark hair that suits her, not too much makeup, and I do remember noticing I thought her eyes were quite pretty (although what colour, I couldn't tell ya, lighting wasn't exactly set for that kind of examination).
The rest of her I'd say follows the same theme (again, tits aside, which you can't... put aside). On my first glance, I actually though she was slightly (and only ever so slightly) heavy, but I think it was just the way she was standing plus the fact that THOSE are so eye-catching, and she's not that tall (5-4), it makes her look wider than she actually is. Certainly once we got into the action and I had plenty of opportunity to explore, I realised it was more just a case of probably ME watching too much fucking porn) 'cause there wasn't anything moving or folding that shouldn't. She's healthy, she's got padding where she's meant to. She's not skinny, but you'd need have a hard-on for fitness chicks to call her anything else than in good shape. Oh, and her arse is crackin'. If there was any extra at all, it's the kinda thing you could basically put down to however much water she was retaining on that day, which - fuck me, really? - women actually do, ya know?
PERSONALITYPretty much what I always had in mind as a Geordie Lass - bubbly and fun. Her accent isn't that strong, something I only mention because I did once (pre-punting days) pump a lass who made Jimmy Nail sound like he was from London. Very chatty, likes a laugh, no airs & graces about her, but doesn't come over as being uneducated or crude either (she let out an F in conversation, and immediately apologised, which to me means she's actually thinking about how she's presenting herself, which is nice, but bother me? Don't be silly). Again, she's the girl next door, and yeah, if she really WAS the GND, your mum & dad would probably like her. You could imagine if you didn't know her in a "business context", she'd be pretty good fun to go for a night out with.
SERVICESGonna disappoint if you're waiting for chronological blow by blow, am a bit old fashioned that way, "a gentleman does not...". Look, what would work for me might not work for you, so don't really know the point anyway. Will say that I tried most of the things on her Likes List, and all were delivered with no objection and a whole lot of enthusiasm, and didn't get any "no, not that" (but then again, I do pay attention to what lasses have on their lists and what they don't). I'd say she's probably been doing this long enough that there's inevitably a little bit of a formula there, but look, she offers GFE.
GFE IS A FORMULA. The only thing that varies is the order, performance, and... well, I suppose presentation.
Highlights? Good little stabbing tongue on the FK (not full DFK, but good enough), which may not sound like much, but it's surprising how many WGs don't really make much effort in that area at all. She was definitely not one of those. Good mix of hand & OWO mouth action on the old man (some may prefer all of the latter, me, I don't really care as long as I get the reaction), and lots of eye contact which is important to me. Didn't DT, but it's not something I find a necessity as long as she plays plenty of attention to balls, head and shaft, which she did and is more than willing when you want a bit more of one or the other. Does all the standard positions with ease and accomplishment (although it's kinda hard to come away from CG when you watch THOSE bouncing up and down in front of you), and her snatch hasn't been used so much that it's not got more than enough tightness (and it's a good 'un to have a taste of too, esp as her clit is quite happy to pop out and say hello without too much forced encouragement and he's a very responsive little fellow!).
I'd also give her a nod for style points insofar as she's got a real knack for letting you get on with what YOU want to but knowing to suggest when a change of position or service might be about due, in other words the right mix of you and her leading - I like that anyway, if you've got more sub or dom tendencies that might not sound good at all, but doubt she's probably your first choice if that's your bag anyway. No idea if she's got a "real world" BF, but he's a lucky bastard if she does. Don't think she's one of the girls I've seen you lot commonly recommend to punting virgins, but I wouldn't have much hesitation pointing one her way, she'd take good care of them. Should also mention between Round 1 & 2, we did just have a cuddle and a chat, which you might not rate as important at all, but Round 1 had been a bit more intense than I'd planned (and I think either of us anticipated), so we both needed a breather, and I have to say, as GFEs go, this was probably as natural a mid-session cuddle-up as I've experienced, and that, I suppose, is what GFE is meant to feel like.
Any knocks? Honestly, I'm struggling. Maybe I'm back to the GND thing - she's good at everything she offers, without being absolutely outstanding at anything in a way you'd utterly flip your cookies. She didn't clockwatch at all that I noticed (I booked an hour, got an hour and about 10, and that was because Round 2 took a bit longer to come to a close than I anticipated), but she never mentioned it until I'd popped. When I did, it did feel noticeable that she had another booking, but fuck, I knew that going in, she'd told me we had X amount of time, I can't blame the girl for wanting to keep more than one punter happy, and like I say, I was over time anyway.
WOULD I GO BACK?OK, I might draw some fire for this because I know she has a fanclub on here, but I'd say I don't think she quite deserves the legendary status she's been accorded by some, but that may be relative. As (relatively) new to this as I am, I know from what experience I do have (a couple of lousy punts and a good few broken appointments after I'd shifted time around), stories (my offline punting mate who is probably reading this and is a total wanker, yes you are, and you know it), and reading you lot whining that the talent base isn't what it once was these days. Short version? In this market, Maisie's a gem on abilities, plus her personality's just so sparkly it's impossible not to like her. On one punt alone, I can't speak to her reliability, but very much got the impression she's the sort who wouldn't mess you around for hours then go dark. She says she's doing it, she'll do it.
So... YES. Although I had to give it a little thought. I suppose I'd say, at the risk of repetition, Girl Next Door. Good at everything, does nothing badly, there's just not one thing she does astoundingly well. I was maybe expecting a clearcut future addiction, but to me, she's borderline on my list now between a punting day Plan A and a Plan B, and "it depends" - she'd be an A on a lot of days, but on others, depending on who was available, she might have to settle for the top of the Plan B list (but it would be the very top). Sorry, shoot me.
