Author Topic: Venezuela and Colombia, cheapest coutries to punt!!!  (Read 23158 times)

Offline Nextlevel

Hi, this is my first post even though I'm registered on the forum for more than two years and it helped me a lot to improve my punting experiences. I can't tell you how grateful I am that this forum exist and you guys are posting great reviews. Thanx to you I met hottest gems in London and I had amazing experiences. That is why I decided that is time to give something back in return(better late than never). This is not going to to be a revue about the experiences i had in London because I had none recently(past 2 months :timeout:  :dash:) but about the experiences I am about to have in my 2 weeks holiday in Venezuela and Colombia.
I will attempt to do something that not to many on this forum are doing an which is making a COMPLET AND PROPER REVIEW of my journey with all the technical details , informations and personal impressions.
 This will include:
1)How i got there(how to get there) plane ticket + prices + transfer from airports and inside the city.
2)Where and how to exchange money.
3)Where to stay(what are the best hotels for punting + prices and facilities)
4) Where to punt and the ptices for punting, web site links, twitter accounts, phone numbers, whatsapp.
5) A few if not all of the punts I will have with the full clasic review the same way you guys are doing about the AW girls in London, including fizic description how friendly and open the girl was, level of GFE, DFK, positions, her attitude in bed, if ut was better or worst than the great experieces i had in London with well reviewed and well known girls like khloe, Mia, Micelle Independent, Amira etc
6) Safety issues, how safe it is, how to stay safe and how to stay away from trouble.
 Preamble:
I will start by telling you how I decided to go to Venezuela and Colombia:
About 3 months ago I came across with an article describing Venezuela as the country with the most beautiful girls, and the place where the price for punting is less than 2 dollars. At the beginning made no sense to me but after doing some research i came to understand that this is actually true.Is about the conversion rate and the HUGE shortage of dollars. This is the first article i came across:  External Link/Members Only
At the moment the rate dollar/bsF is 1052bsF for a dollar. You can check the rate every day here:https://dolartoday.com and here: External Link/Members Only
The next step to me was to figure out how to change money safe. First option i found was trought Westernunion money transfer(money in minutes) but with all the fees and rates i was getting about 800bsF for one pound(much lower than the black market). After that i found something much better when I was looking for a reliable taxi company to get from the airport to Caracas. They are called "Taxi to Caracas" and are doing tourist attractions tour and some other stuff. They have very good reviews. Their website is:
External Link/Members Only . I emailed them and they offered me a rate of 700bsF/dollar for PayPal transfer or 750bsF/dollar for cash. At this rate you get 1000bsF for 1 pound. This is much better than western union( note that you will never be able to exchange money at "dollar today" rate. This is if you want to buy dollars and you pay with bsF) A 75% conversion rate is a good one. Good...changing money and transportation solved. Next was to find hot chicas and to reconfirm with them the prices.Truth be told, I started to look after hot chicas long before taxi or money exchange but this was a long process(and not very unpleasant) that continued for quite a long period. In short this are my findings:
1.Most of the girls are using whatsapp(just don't forget to put 0058 in front of the number and remove the 0 that come before 4: E.g. 04144327897 become 00584144327897. Btw this is a real number that belongs to thethe agency called Provocacion and that are charging 6000bsF(6 pounds at the conversion rate i found)+ 1500bsF for taxi in El Rosal area.)
2. Almost all the action takes place on TWITTER and the one that are available will twitt many times per day with updated information, promotions and pictures.I can give you some websites addresses but i strongly recommend you to create a twitter account just for this.
You can check the accounts I follow. I follow over 300 accounts and about 80% are girls and agencies from Caracas. The rest are guys that are twitting about new girls and agencies and some are girls from Colombia.
My twitter account is @Lucas_bangg
3) The prices are ranging 80%between 4k and 10k bsF which at the conversion rate is between 4£ and 10£ plus taxi that is maximum 2k bsF. About 15% are charging up to 20k and less than 5% are charging up to 30k. Indies tend to charge more than agencies.
4) I will attach some screenshots with the prices, conversations and the girls I talked with:( unfortunately i will have to skip this as I can't figure out at the moment how attach more than one screenshot) Also i have to cut short this post as it took me longer than I expected. Next time i will continue from where i left today and i will continue with Colombia Bogota.If you want any other info don't hesitate to ask.
P.S  My departure is in a couple of weeks. I bought already the tickets: London -Caracas -Bogota-London. 8 days in Caracas and 8 in Bogota.

Offline Brazilian Martian

I've punted in both countries I found venezuela was the best for me punting wise visited a few strip clubs, and local whore houses some REAL diamonds in the rough can be found in Caracas.

As for colombia I was there working in a friends parlour a few years ago i punted a few times but was mostly fucking local girls in the area. I wish you luck on your journey and hope you have a good time.

I look forward to your reviews and pics

Offline Kingy28

I was in Central America recently visiting family. I fancied a trip to Venezuela as I knew the girls were smokin hot. However, the country is in deep financial shit & some stories I had been told about being mugged/shot for dollars just put me off. Hope you had some good luck though. My balls aren't that big!!

Offline Nextlevel

Thanks a lot guys! I'm coming back to continue my post later today AS PRECISE AND AS DETAILED AND CLEAR AS POSSIBLE. The only thing is that I still can't figure out how to ATTACH MULTIPLE PICTURES... i am using a galaxy6 and all the screenshots are on the phone. Please help!

Offline Brazilian Martian

I was in Central America recently visiting family. I fancied a trip to Venezuela as I knew the girls were smokin hot. However, the country is in deep financial shit & some stories I had been told about being mugged/shot for dollars just put me off. Hope you had some good luck though. My balls aren't that big!!

Depends how you carry yourself and what area you're also in aswell , yes there are a lot of muggings and shootings but they are more to do with either addicts or gang activities. You can go and order a whore to your hotel room of your that worried  ;)

Offline Brazilian Martian

Thanks a lot guys! I'm coming back to continue my post later today AS PRECISE AND AS DETAILED AND CLEAR AS POSSIBLE. The only thing is that I still can't figure out how to ATTACH MULTIPLE PICTURES... i am using a galaxy6 and all the screenshots are on the phone. Please help!

Once you take the screenshots they should be saved in your gallery, at the bottom of the page on this forum you should see attach image and it's pretty easy from there.

You are one lucky bastard I'm Jealous caracus is a fantastic city, now I'm hoping to visit colombia in late November if not then I may  give Paraguay a try.

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Thanks for taking  the time to post your report and looking forward to progressive ones  :thumbsup:

Initially I would say be very careful at present in Caracas . Reports tell that the locals are really suffering as their economy dissolves . Naturally be careful where ever you travel to in the world and S.A. in particular but Caracas at present is under pressure . Even during the good times in Caracas you could hear guns shots every night .
I had heard of those prices and that's the Honey  :yahoo: in the middle of the hive . But be  ;) careful how you navigate those worker bees getting to it !!!

Offline Nextlevel

Once you take the screenshots they should be saved in your gallery, at the bottom of the page on this forum you should see attach image and it's pretty easy from there.

You are one lucky bastard I'm Jealous caracus is a fantastic city, now I'm hoping to visit colombia in late November if not then I may  give Paraguay a try.
thanks a lot man, apparently is working but just from recents not from galleries, I figured out a while ago and I post right now with the next part of the review...

Offline Nextlevel

Hello again, I just figured out how to attach screen shots and I will continue my post just a little bit longer( I don't have time to write about Colombia, Bogota but is all aranged including the the hot list... :) )

As I said in the beginning I WANT TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ALL  FULL SET OF INFORMATIONS you'll need in order to have a good punting time if you ever decide to visit those countries. As an aside, is a complete mystery for me why everyone is going to Thailand but nobody to countries as Venezuela and Columbia that have the most beautiful women in the world.

The safety issue might be quite a big problem at the moment especially in Caracas that is one of the most dangerous city in the world(I will treat the safety issues in full at a later time) but if you dont go there to make traffic with coke or guns, not put all the jewellery on you and expose your expesive camera you should be as safe as in any other place. Anyway I will tell you more about what i found out about Caracas in my research and even more when I come back(if I manage to come back  :D). As regarding Bogota, the city is getting safer and safer and is much better now than it used to be and Bogota in special is setted to attract touris. It is not London but with a bit of vigilance you can avoid any problems. As someone said on a forum is a much bigger chance to suffer a car accident in Thailand than to get robbed in South America. Ok let's move on!

● I forgot to tell you in the preview post how I found the plane
Tickets. I searched with skyscanner(nothing unusual) but I chosed round trip and i found that flying to Bogota and back is almost the same price as flying to Caracas and to bogota and back and(strangely) the total number of hours in the air is even shorter than it would've been just by flying to bogota and back. The conectons are better. All the flights are direct exept one that is a layover of 3 hours in Bogota. The total price I payed for the round flight was £594 with 23kg luggage(is not clear if are 2 or just one but even one is enough for me), one cabin baggage of max 10kg and a personal item...ok flight solved...

● Airport transfer: I booked the taxi trought TaxitoCaracas as i told you in previw post and i payed online trought paypal and give them the flight details, my name and the date of the arriving. They emailed me back straight away giving me all the info about pick up point, driver and the contact phone number and even a code to be able to call them from any public phone for free.

Telecommunications and internet. If you don't want to be charged huge amounts on your telephone bill the best practice is to buy a prepaid SIM in any country you go. Any but Venezuela because in here is not like you walk into the shop and just buy it. You need to preorder it two weeks in advance with your id to fill the  form...is more complicated than buying a house... I know this from a forum in which the guy is decribing the whole process and is not a very simple one. That is why i emailed to "TaxitoCaracas" and ask them if they can provide me with a SIM with 1Gb internet, minutes and texts. The guy was more than happy to help me. I payed on the same paypal transaction and at the description is saying: Airport pick up 39.99 and prepaid SIM card 1gb 14.99. Total 54.98.My card was debitated with £43.66 at the exchange rate of 1.2594(thanx to Brexit...I recon this is the smallest price I'll have to pay in comparation with other that are about to come...but no politics in here...let's make love not war). Most of the hotels have wifi but some don't or have poor signal and I want to be sure that i can access my twitter account and whatsapp at any time. Btw i intended to create a new whatsapp account with the Venezuela SIM card number I will get. I recon you are more likely to get a better deal if you are texting with a local number rather than an international one...My spanish is almost zero but i managed to learn how to formulate the essential sentences regarding the punting stuff and I intend to keep it breef at all times. I know that it might be a much better experience if you are able to speak the same languge with the other but I can't learn spanish in just a few weeks...and even here you go to an escort and all she can say in English is hello, how are you, take off your clothes, condom and did you cum...Enough about communication and telecommunication...let's proceed to the next item

Hotel booking  I did quite a lot of research regarding Caracas. The city can be divided in: the west side which is the poorest and where most of the crimes are happening(you don't want to be anywhere around there, the central that is much safer and is preferred by almost all the escorts because of the safety issue,and the east that is more residential kind but you can find good hotels as well even love hotels but is not one of the first escort choose(not because are not safety but because it might take them a bit longer to get there but I think no escort will say no.
The central area is no bigger than the distance between Paddington and Green Park but is where you find the most hotels malls and business centres . Don't get me wrong... you won't find the new Dubai in there but you'll be in a decent area comparativ to the rest. In here you have:
1 El Rosal that is the most desirable
2 Chacaito in the north very close to El Rosal
3 Plaza Venezuela in the west side of the area
Other good areas are: Tamanaco commercial centre,El dorado and Altamira.
   I would divide the hotels in Caracas into 3 categories from the punting point of view:
1)Love hotels(that you can't prebook ant that are booked usually for short periods althoughI it isn't clear for me that you can book it or not for longer periods in order to stay in.
This hotels are the escorts favourite(e.g. Dallas hotel and suites, Aladin, Riazor, Gilmar, American Dallas)
2) Hotels of 4 stars and less. Some of them might be affected by the Venezuela Crisis. Escorts are usually ok with this hotels.
3) 5 stars hotels. Some girls might refuse yo come at this hotels and others might charge you more like 50% more or double the price.
This is because they assume that if you can aford a 5 star hotel  but on the other hand because thay have to pay more mone to the security guy.

● I will end here for now and I will attach some screenshots of the whatsapp and twitter conversations
but i will continue soon with the rest of it and the Bogota info

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I will put a few screen shots just a random 1% of my search...
If I am able to set it correctly it should apear like the conversation (on twitter or whatsapp) with the name of the girl followed by twitter pic and the full screen pic

You can see much more if you follow me on twitter. I follow over 300 accounts and about 80% are escort agencies and escort girls from Caracas that are active right now and are twitting.
My twitter account is  @Lucas_bangg
Enjoy the pics... :dance: :yahoo:
I'm coming back soon with next episode about what you should take with you, the vaccines the plugs in Venezuela and other essential stuff. Stay turned!!!


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Offline Nextlevel

It got messed up! :angry:  :dash:
You need to start from the bottom of the page but ignore the first 3 pics from the bottom. Start with the one with agencia diosas vip and go up from there.

Offline Brazilian Martian

It got messed up! :angry:  :dash:
You need to start from the bottom of the page but ignore the first 3 pics from the bottom. Start with the one with agencia diosas vip and go up from there.

If you can post pics with girls that have face pics we don't want this getting like the morroco page where they always edit the face pic out. They are on the other side of world do its not like they know about this site
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Offline Nextlevel

If you can post pics with girls that have face pics we don't want this getting like the morroco page where they always edit the face pic out. They are on the other side of world do its not like they know about this site

I have no interest to hide any faces on pics. This is how the pix apear on twitter or websites or what they send me trought whatsapp. Why would I hide their faces???
   If you go on twitter you can find diferent pics of the same girl taken at diferet times and you can make an estimation of how the girl really looks or how much photoshopped the pics are. But in Venezuela and Colombia unfortunately 95% of the faces are hidden.

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You can see dozens of pics with Ariel on her profile and looks quite authentic and sometimes small parts of her face but never the whole face.I asked many girls about face pics and I got the same answer Ariel gave me...

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  Hello again, it's been a while from my last post and as I'm getting closer to the departure I'm getting more and more exited.

    From my last post I went to GP to ask for immunization for  travelling to Venezuela and Colombia and the next available appointment was in 3 weeks time(this is going to happen in 2 days). This is absolutely insane! I don't want to talk about this to much because I will get mad again. Probably the GP's in London are the worst  on the planet and I changed quite a few due to the fact that i lived in many places in London. :dash: :dash: :dash: Luckily there is still enough time for body to create the right amount of antibodies. The recommendation is to get vaccinated asap, ideally no latter than 2 weeks before departure but even a few days will give you some protection.   
For this countries most travelers are getting vaccines for hepatitis A and Typhoid. I will ask a vaccine for hepatitis B(just to be sure)

     Venezuela and Colombia are using US plugs so if you travel from UK you'll need a UK to US travel adapter or better buy an universal one. You can find it at Asda, Tesco, Argos, on Amazon or E bay.

      In Venezuela the dollar is the king, Euro can be changed as well but you might have hard times trying to change Pounds. That is why I bought dollars(Most of them I will change with taxitocaracas, the cab company I told you about in preview post, and some of them I might use them directly) Those i intend to use are in 20, 10 and 5 notes. The rate I got was 1.24usd/1gbp. This was the lowest in 30 years but the next day they where changing at 1.19 so I still consider myself lucky(I don't want to make any political comments in here but as I see it this is merely the beginning. I wont be surprised if we'll have to pay more than 1£ to buy 1dollar).   I used Eurochange. They have good rates and there are loads of branches in London. Asda is a good option as well,  good rates and loads of branches. I aranged with Taxito caracas that the exchange rate will be 75% of the rate displayed on External Link/Members Only.

     I have to stop here for today...but I will be back with the next post soon. If you have any question or suggestion don't hesitate to drop a line!
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Sorry to be a downer but might I politely suggest you post girls you've shagged when you've shagged them?? It's getting to be a bit like the 'expert' that comes on advising us of the 3000 girls on AW he's previewed with extensive notes on how he buys condoms, promising to write a review once he's lost his virginity.


As far as I can tell,
1. you've never been to S.A.
2. Most people know how Skyscanner, it's not some trade secret
3. You sound like a noob.

Even if you take ONE of the countries you've mentioned, there are too many different approaches for anyone to come back after a few weeks and be an 'expert.' Good on you for researching. Try listening more to people who've been, maybe post some of your ACTUAL punting experience (anywhere), and crow about it all after a successful mission.

You'll be explaining how to use a currency exchange next  :rolleyes:
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Offline misterali

I'm enjoying this journey from getting the idea and making plans to go. I feel as though OP is a bit of a Christopher Columbus, on route to uncover a new destination.

I'm willing to see this through, wouldn't be happy at all if you do not make it.

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It will be interesting to see how the OP gets on :hi:

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He's putting a lot of bloody faith in that taxi company  :scare:

Offline Nextlevel

Hello again! As I specfied at the beginning of the topic, I am new on posting on ukpunting. I don't have over seven thousand posts, I don't pretend to be an expert in punting abroad and I have no intention to show off(I am sorry if some of you got this impresion). To be onest I am a bit nervous about going in a country I never been, not being able to speak the language and not knowing too much about the customs... That is why I gathered as much information as I could and I will very much apreciate any insights from you guys.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Hello again! As I specfied at the beginning of the topic, I am new on posting on ukpunting. I don't have over seven thousand posts, I don't pretend to be an expert in punting abroad and I have no intention to show off(I am sorry if some of you got this impresion). To be onest I am a bit nervous about going in a country I never been, not being able to speak the language and not knowing too much about the customs... That is why I gathered as much information as I could and I will very much apreciate any insights from you guys.

How comes you have a Spanish twitter account following some of these prossies and agency's

Offline Nextlevel

How comes you have a Spanish twitter account following some of these prossies and agency's

I just made a twitter account solely for this purposea and i chosed caracas as location.

Offline Jerboa

First time I read this thread, I don't venture much in the American section. Good luck to the OP hope he has a great trip, he is correct Venezuelan & Colombian women are stunning! One confusion though, you said the rate was about 1000bsF to a pound, I was looking at XE and it's saying 12 to a pound?

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With Venezuela, there is an official exchange rate and a black market exchange rate. It is widely documented online. The dollar is in high demand and due to shortages of it, it has sky rocketed the exchange rate of the black market.

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Crikey - Venezuela sounds amazing.  I made it to Campo Alegre, Curacao as a stop off on a trip to the US.  Its only 3 hours or so from Miami.  What a top place that is !   Not sure if i'd venture onto the mainland though unless with a few mates - even then would still need to be risk aware.  I was on my jack-jones on a business trip.  Not the kind of place to be wandering around after dark on punting adventures

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Crikey - Venezuela sounds amazing.  I made it to Campo Alegre, Curacao as a stop off on a trip to the US.  Its only 3 hours or so from Miami.  What a top place that is !   Not sure if i'd venture onto the mainland though unless with a few mates - even then would still need to be risk aware.  I was on my jack-jones on a business trip.  Not the kind of place to be wandering around after dark on punting adventures

If you learn the language and keep your wits about you and stay out of certain areas that you have no business of being in, then punting alone in south america can be amazing

Offline Jerboa

With Venezuela, there is an official exchange rate and a black market exchange rate. It is widely documented online. The dollar is in high demand and due to shortages of it, it has sky rocketed the exchange rate of the black market.

Yes I did read that after my post, Venezuela sounds to good to be true though, some of the hottest birds in the world, and you can have a punt for a few quid!

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After OP's trip we may have to plan a trip for ourselves.

Offline Nextlevel

Hello again!
It's  been a while from my last  post and I am glad  that you  guys  are interested  in my posts and are making  comments. I was counting  down  the weeks to my departure  and now  I am counting down the days.
I was very  excited  but now I am very  worried. Apparently I chosed  the worst  time ever to go to Venezuela  (It was fine  when  I bought  the tickets) At the moment is a huge social unrest  and a revolution  is about  to  ignite. Why? On short people  have there the CONSTITUTIONAL  wright to organise  anticipated  elections if they  gather  enough  signatures.  The actual  president  denied  this  right and hundreds  of  tousends  of desperate  people  are protesting  on the streets.
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What do you think, guys, should  I cancel my journey? I don't  know  what to do.


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Hello again!
It's  been a while from my last  post and I am glad  that you  guys  are interested  in my posts and are making  comments. I was counting  down  the weeks to my departure  and now  I am counting down the days.
I was very  excited  but now I am very  worried. Apparently I chosed  the worst  time ever to go to Venezuela  (It was fine  when  I bought  the tickets) At the moment is a huge social unrest  and a revolution  is about  to  ignite. Why? On short people  have there the CONSTITUTIONAL  wright to organise  anticipated  elections if they  gather  enough  signatures.  The actual  president  denied  this  right and hundreds  of  tousends  of desperate  people  are protesting  on the streets.
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What do you think, guys, should  I cancel my journey? I don't  know  what to do.

Stop being a drama queen and post when you are physically in the country as these post are getting tedious now  :hi:

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Yes you will be safe as a tourist in a tourist district. I know a fair few people in Turkey during the coup and one was in the alleged resort that the president was in.

They knew more about the coup when they were in London than in Turkey.

In short, you'll be fine.

Offline Jerboa

So if the going rate in Caracas for a hour is 6000-8000Bf, that's $US4-$6US!!!!  :wacko:
Where me passport!

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So if the going rate in Caracas for a hour is 6000-8000Bf, that's $US4-$6US!!!!  :wacko:
Where me passport!
In the same place that you left it after returning from your latest punting expedition  :lol:

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Smells like teen spirit ?

This is deep!!! I used google translator and nothing  came  out. I am completely puzzled and totally clueless. Please help me and you'll  get one step closer to 8000 posts (I guess this is your  target by the end of the  year...or i might  be wrong, but again, I  might  be  wrong  to think that I'm  wrong)

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n'est-ce pas?
...though of course I could be wrong  :rolleyes:

Sorry  the post was for marmelade ( just want to correct  the  mistake. I'm  not  trying  to  achieve  100 posts by the end of the year...

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Sorry  the post was for marmelade ( just want to correct  the  mistake. I'm  not  trying  to  achieve  100 posts by the end of the year...

Not being funny but attacking marmalade is stupid thing to do, he's the person you want to be asking advice for about south america as he's actually been before. At first your posts were good but now you're coming across quite needy asking silly questions and talking about currency exchange  rates and things like that.

If you can post when you actually get to colombia and post up some pics that would be good and help others take you more serious.

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so i've gone through 2 pages of this and you haven't even left the damn country yet  :dash: :dash: :dash:


Offline Jerboa

OP, members thinking you are on your half term hols, as you're doing a lot of talking, so as BM said wait till you get in country, if you're a genuine punter and give a report back then big kudos to you, when do you leave?

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when do you leave?
Maybe he's left already... to find more trollable ground  :cool:

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Maybe he's left already... to find more trollable ground  :cool:

Yes maybe he has, or maybe he will surprise us.  :hi:

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Yes maybe he has, or maybe he will surprise us.  :hi:
Yes it would be nice if someone came back with up to date info, especially from a different angle I've only visited twice and my experiences crossed a bit of a gamut (ie.e 'scary' honky shags in rough areas to high budget stuff and standard come-insides inbetween) but I only scratched the surface in many ways.

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Hi, I have already  4 days  here in Caracas and 4 more to go until my flight to Bogota. I will keep this post short for now but I will come back with more details  and I will be more than happy o answer to all your  questions.
 First of all(as it was to expect) Caracas is diferent from what I imagined in a bad way but in a good way as well
 THE BAD: The wheder is very  incofortable, is very hot and humid and comming from cold London i felt like being  in the sauna. The AC at the hotel is a must.
  After 6pm (when is getting  dark)people  avoid to get out because of high amount  of robberies. Everybody  advised me to not get out after dark and if i go definitely  to take a taxi.
  The air is very  poluted because of the old cars.
  Most of the cabs I took from the hotel and other places, have no distinctive  sign and are ancient  and very  stinky .
  The prices for food are higher than  in London (i have no idea how people  manage to survive)
   The tap water  is not good and unless  you  have a very strong  stomach  i wont advise you  to take the risk to drink(i just taste it). The problem  is  that you might  not  be able to find  mineral water(i went to 3 shops until i found)
   The restaurants  are very expensive.
If after all this you still  want to go to Caracas I have a few  good things:
    First and most important the chicas are so hooot!!!! Is not just the looking but the atitude they have. And are very  friendly  and  approachable( the approachability might be relative due to the fact that I don't  look south  American  at all and i speak  almost  no spanish....)
     Escorts are soo cheap(are the cheapest thing in Venezuela : AROUND £5 WITH THE TRANSPORT INCLUDED and if you want more than one hour you get a dicount)
and the cuality of the service  is incredible. Almost all the girls  i met by now did DFK and GFE (they call it here tipo novia) and are interested in satisfying the guy. This was a very very pleasant  surprise  for me (I will come back with specific  details  about my punts as i promised at the beginning  of the post)
   People  are friendly  and willing to help(but still you should be very  careful  who to trust). Most of them are well intended and will not comit a crime for nothing  in the world but unfortunately  when hunger hits everyone can became a criminal....
  The love hotels  are cheap and if you go for a lux acomodation yo can get an apartment with large living room, jacuzzi and sauna for 22 000 BoF (that is at the rate I changed, aproximately £14) from 8pm to 2pm next day.

I will come back  soon with more details.  Until then if you want to find out something  specific  don't  hesitate  to ask  and if I know about  it I will let you know.


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specifics: field reports of your actual punts with details. Area where you are staying.  :)

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 I am starting  in Hotel Chacao Cumberland. I punted 3 times here but I dont revomand the hotel...The room is big and the location  is good but a lot of things  are far  from it should be...I am at the eight  floor and the elevator is not working  half of the time... the restaurant is expensive and they have a limited variety of food but the worst is that i had to go down stairs all the time to to meet the girl to sign and 2nd and 3rd time i had to pay 5000 bolivares. The entire  process of picking up  the girl from  the  reception  was slow and very  enbarasing...
After that i had another 5 punts in American Dallas. This is a love hotel. You have the option  to book a room from noon to 8pm or from 8 pm to 2pm next day (18 hours) the price is between 10 000 and 22 000 bolivares. Here i had no isues to meet as meny girls as i wanted.

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I am starting  in Hotel Chacao Cumberland.
My autocorect option is changing  words by itself now and is a mess. I wanted to say: "I am staying in the hotel chacao cumberland"  and "a lot of things are far from the way they should  be"
P.S. I am enjoying  my time here...hope you don't mind if i come with the reviews later...

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This is more the sort of info of interest. As much detail about the chicas as poss good. Name (if you remember), price, looks (thin fat approx age, plus yr opinion of course), attitude, state of room, location, price, amount of time.

The idea is to give other punters enough info to try similar. Nice that you're providing info.  :hi:

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I think we should give Nextlevel some latitude here. I personally am quite enjoying this thread. Easy to criticise but we all have different experiences and as the OP explained he is giving us ALL information relating to this experience. Let him do it his way.  :hi:

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This is my 4th day in Bogotá and I can tell you that the city is very different from Caracas. The people are more relaxed the city is cleaner less polluted. Is a pro touristic city and much more people are speaking English. So far I explored just surrounding area(my hotel is between zone T and park93( hotel B3 Virrey) zone T is a kind of combination between Soho and Covent garden with good restaurants and nigh clubs but less drunk people. Is a very cosmopolitan area. I had 4 punts so far but comparative to Caracas it was nothing spectacular so far. I used External Link/Members Only
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The difference between Caracas and Bogotá so far is very big(In Caracas I felt I was a lollipop, in Bogotá I feel as I am a wallet that needs to be licked in order to open it) Maby is just bad luck but I had 4 punts so far and all of them were just average.
  I will keep the best bits(detailed reports about punts) for when I get back in London not because I'm secretive but because it takes to much time and I want to take the full advantage of the time here.
I made notes about punts in Caracas and Bogotá and even face pics made by me with some girls.
If you what to find something specific while I'm still here in Bogotá, don't hesitate to ask.
I must admit that is a big difference between making research on the internet about a place and being in that place. I must admit that Marmalade was right but again I never said that I am an expert and even now I don't think I know to much but I want to share with you what I learned and I want to do it in the most comprehensive way.
P.S. Thanks to mrMatrix for his vote of confidence and his encouragement. I will make this reports in my own way but I don't mind any suggestions as long as they are well intended and not malicious.
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