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Author Topic: Field Report Etiquette  (Read 4179 times)

Offline dreyas1234

I was reading through a few field reports on AW and many punters write things like:

" I don't really want to go into details about what happened as I dont think thats fair on *girlsname*"

To be honest, if you dont want to go into details then thats fine by me, but saying that its not fair on the girl?

This is an adult service provider, not your girlfriend or wife. :dash:

Thats my two cents anyway.

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Offline Daffodil

Agreed. Some field reports are just tosh, written by some fluffy blowhard who thinks he has a special relationship with the prossie in question.

The same girl who 'it wouldn't be fair to go into details on' is sucking and fucking strangers for cash. Hardly the retiring, sensitive person the fluffy would have you believe.

Offline Dani

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Some girls get very annoyed with a very detailed field report.  The only thing that should be left out is if she gave you a service she does not advertise as that would make every other guy expect it.

As for not going into detail I suppose it is better than a field report about how he gave her 20 orgasms and banged her hard and managed to cum 9 times (none of which she will remember happening as it didnt).

All that is just padding the make the punter seem like a super stud and they are the ones I personally would not attach to my profile.

Personally I think a field report should just say, looked like her photos, looked the age given, was friendly and smiling, made you feel welcome, gave all the services advertised did nto clock watch, has shower facilities and clean fresh towels.  Was also clean and smelt fresh

Offline Ali Katt

I like to type a nice detailed report. To list the services provided just by name is good enough, but not listing them is useless. I'm sure a lot of escorts like 4 lines saying how pretty she is and 1 line saying "I'm too much of a gentleman to say what happened ;)" - I write the reports off as being fake, Gabi recently posted a fake one on this board saying just that; or if they are written by the punter they are just there to score brownie points, of course they never get a freebie or discount, so why bother?

With regards detail, I think if the escort puts her knees in the way in missionary, another punter has the right to know or if an escort gives a substandard covered oral.

Glad to see this mentioned, as it's always peeved me off as well. If you don't want to go into detail and the WG doesn't want you to go into detail then just leave a slightly more detailed positive feedback. Field reports where someone just writes 'I don't want to go into detail but let's just say it was amazing' are neither use nor ornament.

Offline AnthG

With regards detail, I think if the escort puts her knees in the way in missionary, another punter has the right to know or if an escort gives a substandard covered oral.

I agree with this. To be honest I think if someone says on a field report this girl does OWO you have basically guaranteed her a whole load of extra bookings she wouldn't have got without it. So she can't really be that annoyed. Unless she doesn't want those extra bookings.

The thing is no matter what review you leave if you are happy then you can twist it to mean anything you want.

I have seen girls where even basics like a 69 were off the cards. but she made up for it via other means like doing CIM and I thus loved the booking.

So you should say, this was off the cards but I liked the booking because...

So then people who read the report and go and ask for a 69 and get a no response will not then think, why the hell did this guy give her a positive then.

Offline Dani

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I fully agree and di not mean that.  I just meant that no one needs to know that they fucked in the bathroom/bedroom or whatever and that he did this that and the other to her.  All that is need is that she does do owo, dfk, sex is enthusiastic etc.

If it is a negative report then of course list what she did wrong or would not do. 

I just think a field report should just state facts not be full on erotica . 
It should be fact not fiction and so many of them are pure fiction. 
I have a couple that say we clicked on so many levels and I was enjoying myself so much and having multiple orgasms etc and none of it happened.  the guy who wrote these comes in,  lays down and does not move for the few hours he is there and barely speaks,  so the field reports are complete fiction and I think they are written to make him feel better

Offline Jimmyredcab

I don't give explicit details and this is why --------------- suppose the girl has given me CIM and swallow, she may not want to do that to the next guy so revealing those details puts her in an awkward predicament.  :hi:

I agree with that too Cassie. Some of them seem to think they're Jackie Collins or something and you can tell it's total bollocks. A list of services that were provided and general demeaner of the WG would be sufficient enough. But the what seems like plentiful reports which basically say 'she was great, but I'm not going to tell you why' really don't help.

Offline yumyum3

I like as much filthy detail if possible. I'm not punting to get a nice girlfriend. I'm punting for a sexual thrill and welcome details on pussies, bumholes and tits; and if she arches her back (like Pixie at HOD) to get your full length in whilst beckoning for FK with flicking tongue and wanton look then all the better.  :P
Dreary, deluded, fluffy wetwipes with "I won't go into detail" or "I'm too gallant to ..." etc. do tell me something: don't visit this woman because she'll do as little as possible for as much as possible and will probably be crap at sex.  :hi:

Offline spv9

The problem I see with this "I got an extra service I don't want to mention" is that it could lead to a situation where one punter gets the extra free of charge, whereas the next, not knowing he could have it as a freebie, pays for it.

I guess it depends on motive for providing the field report - is it for the benefit of other punters or not?

To my mind the things to omit from a FR should be any personal details the girl may disclose (real name etc.) or things which could compromise her security - incall address etc.

Offline Daffodil

The problem I see with this "I got an extra service I don't want to mention" is that it could lead to a situation where one punter gets the extra free of charge, whereas the next, not knowing he could have it as a freebie, pays for it.

I guess it depends on motive for providing the field report - is it for the benefit of other punters or not?

To my mind the things to omit from a FR should be any personal details the girl may disclose (real name etc.) or things which could compromise her security - incall address etc.

Exactly. And we're beginning to understand Jimmy's motivation... :hi:

Offline AnthG

The problem I see with this "I got an extra service I don't want to mention" is that it could lead to a situation where one punter gets the extra free of charge, whereas the next, not knowing he could have it as a freebie, pays for it.

The thing is you can kind of see both arguments for it.

I kind of feel bad when a girl does something she says she doesn't normally do for anyone else (for me its always DFK by the way). But the consensus is girls who say that will likely offer it to everyone anyway.

But if for example someone offers Bareback as a "I will do it only for you" I feel the review should say this was done as you never know it could be for others than just you. And often field reports from previous people show that and need to show that was offered.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I like as much filthy detail if possible.

Then I suggest you read "Fifty shades of grey".    :hi:

Offline Ali Katt

I fully agree and di not mean that.  I just meant that no one needs to know that they fucked in the bathroom/bedroom or whatever and that he did this that and the other to her.  All that is need is that she does do owo, dfk, sex is enthusiastic etc.

If it is a negative report then of course list what she did wrong or would not do. 
Yes and no. I agree a report doesn't have to be an erotica novel, but there's a difference between saying: "Miss Whiplash did OWO, DFK, sex in two positions and CIM" and saying "miss whiplash faked an orgasm all the way through, she put her hand over her mouth before CIM, she did not like deep penetration, but she gave great OWO". I think my point was it's not just the services she provides it's also how well or badly she does them. The punter will always make their decision, escorts get bad feedback over 50 negatives, yet men still see them.

Offline Scoobs

Yep, this is a pet peev of mine too.

I want to know if she takes it up the Jimmy Carter or a load in her gob before I book her.  I always try and get confirmation of this prior to finalising a booking but I've been bullshitted before and no doubt it'll happen again in the future.

I'd believe another punter over a WG so it is important to say stuff like that in FR's.

Offline yumyum3

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Then I suggest you read "Fifty shades of grey".   
I think you may have slightly missed my point, Jim - and I said filth not psuedo-erotic drivel.
If you want to see the latest example from one of our esteemed members of how a field report should be done the here's a link to HP's latest:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11332.0

Having thought about it more, I can see that PMs should perhaps be used also
« Last Edit: March 01, 2013, 03:53:52 PM by yumyum3 »

Offline skittish

HP's reviews should be the benchmark of all field reports  :D

Offline smiths

I was reading through a few field reports on AW and many punters write things like:

" I don't really want to go into details about what happened as I dont think thats fair on *girlsname*"

To be honest, if you dont want to go into details then thats fine by me, but saying that its not fair on the girl?

This is an adult service provider, not your girlfriend or wife. :dash:

Thats my two cents anyway.

Punters can write what they want in a FR within the rules, some arent writing them in order to help other punters, just to brown-nose and impress the WG or Establishment mentioned. They do the i wont go into any details type FR as in their fluffy thinking they believe the WG or Establishment wont like details being included.

Some others do wish to give details of services offered and received so other punters are aware. So the etiquette depends on the punter giving the FR.

Offline Uglybugball


As for not going into detail I suppose it is better than a field report about how he gave her 20 orgasms and banged her hard and managed to cum 9 times

Sorry Cassie, you've told me a million times not to exaggerate...

I was reading through a few field reports on AW and many punters write things like:

" I don't really want to go into details about what happened as I dont think thats fair on *girlsname*"

To be honest, if you dont want to go into details then thats fine by me, but saying that its not fair on the girl?

This is an adult service provider, not your girlfriend or wife. :dash:

Thats my two cents anyway.

the point of a report is fun and it is necessary to go into details so we can all learn. This is nonsense, of course you need to go into details.

Some girls get very annoyed with a very detailed field report.  The only thing that should be left out is if she gave you a service she does not advertise as that would make every other guy expect it.

hmm
many ladies give me a service that was not advertised, who can predict the course of a truly passionate erotic session once we start, and when I write a report I have no clear memory of the advert but a clear memory of much of the fun we had and love reporting on that. T

he only time someone was annoyed was with a feedback on AW when i described a BBW as plump hehe.

I fully agree and di not mean that.  I just meant that no one needs to know that they fucked in the bathroom/bedroom or whatever and that he did this that and the other to her.  All that is need is that she does do owo, dfk, sex is enthusiastic etc.


one of my best results was in the bathroom at Cynthia Payne's when all the bedrooms were full and had we had UKP then I would have loved to report it, these details make the fun world go round.

I like as much filthy detail if possible. I'm not punting to get a nice girlfriend. I'm punting for a sexual thrill and welcome details on pussies, bumholes and tits; and if she arches her back (like Pixie at HOD) to get your full length in whilst beckoning for FK with flicking tongue and wanton look then all the better.  :P
Dreary, deluded, fluffy wetwipes with "I won't go into detail" or "I'm too gallant to ..." etc. do tell me something: don't visit this woman because she'll do as little as possible for as much as possible and will probably be crap at sex.  :hi:

+99!

I think you may have slightly missed my point, Jim - and I said filth not psuedo-erotic drivel.
If you want to see the latest example from one of our esteemed members of how a field report should be done the here's a link to HP's latest:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11332.0

Having thought about it more, I can see that PMs should perhaps be used also

thank you kind sir


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