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Author Topic: The biggest whopper you've ever had  (Read 2035 times)

Offline Matium

What's the biggest whopper you've ever been told by a WG?

For me, it was the time a WG told me: "Ye know, darling, ye remind me of Robert de Niro"

I had to bite my lip and not burst out laughing on that one.

 :diablo:

Offline NIK

What's the biggest whopper you've ever been told by a WG?

For me, it was the time a WG told me: "Ye know, darling, ye remind me of Robert de Niro"

I had to bite my lip and not burst out laughing on that one.

 :diablo:

So was that when he was in Frankenstein?  :lol:

Offline Matium

Yes!

:lol:

Another big whopper is when they say: "you're too big" when she backtracks on the previously agreed anal. I look at my piddler and wonder what it is that she's seeing?

:dash:

'Mmmmmm, your cum tastes really nice'.............and promptly spits it into a tissue.

Offline Urban_G

Not exactly a lie, but similar.

On my first visit to a previous regular girl we were having a really great session, she was really enthusiastic, but midway through sex she pushed me out and orgasmed (yeah right), but she didn't do the normal faking, instead she writhed around a bit while shuddering her body and rolling her eyes. Although it was quite comical, it looked like she was having a fit and I nearly called her an ambulance :sarcastic:

Offline yumyum3

Quote
What's the biggest whopper you've ever been told by a WG?

For me, it was the time a WG told me: "Ye know, darling, ye remind me of Robert de Niro"

I had to bite my lip and not burst out laughing on that one.
Which should have been your cue: "Are you talkin' to me? ... are you talkin to me?" and so on. You could have had some fun with that if she was genuinely knowledgeable on film

I always find it funny when you see a WG for the second or third time and she forgets what she has told you om previous visits, so you get a different story each time...
recently the same girl has told me:

She is at 2 different Universities
She is studying for 3 different subjects
She is 22 (1st visit), 24 (2nd visit), 23 (3rd visit)
She lives in 2 different cities

Offline Ali Katt

I always find it funny when you see a WG for the second or third time and she forgets what she has told you om previous visits, so you get a different story each time...
recently the same girl has told me:

She is at 2 different Universities
She is studying for 3 different subjects
She is 22 (1st visit), 24 (2nd visit), 23 (3rd visit)
She lives in 2 different cities
Absolutely.  :thumbsup:

As for whoppers told to me: that I have nice hair - it's a fucking mess and as a thin as her tenuous statements.

Offline Daffodil

Tantalising_Tanya in Newport told me she doesn't do cim but now those charmers, LZ and PuntingPete, state they managed it.

:cry:

Offline marty

I have a regular girl who doesn't advertise but I know she does have a few 'contacts'.

1st she told me I am her only client 2nd after a recent session she said "oh think I came twice that time".   :sarcastic:


I was asked if I'd like to be an exclusive sugar daddy to a WG.

She said she would n't see any other clients.

Hmmm...ok. Bear...woods...defecation? I declined.

Offline lovingfacials

My cocks too big - its not
Your cum tastes great - it dosnt
you made me cum - I didnt
I like hairy men - you dont
Your not fat - I am
I would see you for free - you wouldnt

"I don't have a pimp, I'm independent"

Bloke coughing heard next room..........

Offline lovingfacials

oh yeah............

its quiet im her first of the day - im not the binis full of condoms

Offline Uglybugball


You're handsome....I'm butt ugly.



Every WG has told me what big hard cock I have. Hard, yes. Big,  :lol:

Offline Cold Lazarus

Mine would be...

"Wow CL you really have a small cock.... "

Just kidding! lol

Offline dreyas1234

Banning reason: Pimp posing as punter

Offline CoolTiger

Was thinking of the Double Whopper I had at Burgerking's ....... til I read the thread in full!!
« Last Edit: March 01, 2013, 07:04:06 PM by CoolTiger »

My biggest lie is that you're such a good kisser

Offline Ali Katt

Was thinking of the Double Whopper I had at Burgerking's ....... til I read the thread in full!!
It's sort of similar: you hand over the cash, they ask if you'd like lies with that, then she shows you the burger and your sometimes disappointed by the size of it.

Offline Melb

"I should be paying you"
At which I demanded my money back plus my fee - which was twice hers!


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