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Offline meatywsg

Address: 21B Lucius St, Torquay TQ2 5UW
Phone:07703 727332
Hours: Open Mon-Sat · 10am–6:30pm

Rang first, 30/30mins or 50/hr, inquired about HE, was told an extra GBP 10.00. Was told appointment only, not wanting to throw more money after bad i opted for the 30/30mins option, but was willing to extend to the hr if masseuses skills or looks were to my liking.

Easy to find on Lucius St, easy parking for free available in the side streets for up to 2hrs.

Shop front small, with the usual acupuncture stuff showing.

Fat Chinese gal at reception indicated she works alone, 40+ i would guess. Not friendly, but not particularly unfriendly either...just stand offish.

Did the paperwork and was shown into a very small room, not very clean, pvc massage table with tissue on it for me to lay on!

Stripped and face down. Massage was rubbish, too much oil and very hard, i asked her to do it more softly but she ignored me...her English was very good!

Half way into the massage a customer walked in, so she left me naked, with the curtain open as she answered some questions about an acupuncture booking!

Came back after about 5 minutes, asked me to turn over and complained i wasn't ready for the HE !!! I explained it was for her to make me ready!

What followed was what you would expect in the side streets of Shanghai in a traditional Rub'n'Tug (I would know!). Far too much oil and a really hard, fast, tight grip wank with nothing sensual at all. After 5 minutes she complained that i hadn't cum, she said everyone cums within 5 minutes ??? She then said she was too tired to continue, i had made her sweat and it was too much hard work!! At which point she terminated the massage!

I got up, asked for something to wipe off the copious amounts of oil, she gave me tissues, she then said 10 quid for the HE. I explained i hadn't had a HE, she asked for 5 quid, i smiled and she said next time book an hour.

I won't be back, crap massage and crap HJ, by a fat 40yr old Chinese woman!


Offline Andyply

 :) Surprised you achieved a boner at all.  :D

Sorry to hear you had a shit time.  Good review though.
Exeter Chinese massage place is a little better in terms of quality of masseuse, standard of massage etc, but don't know if i'd go so far as to recommend it.
Ditto Newton Abbott, when I went maybe 18 months ago, she was nothing to look at, but good massage and decent HE.

Offline meatywsg

:) Surprised you achieved a boner at all.  :D
I had my eyes closed and was thinking of something else  ;)  but that's not what you're supposed to do when you're paying for it!!

Offline meatywsg

Sorry to hear you had a shit time.  Good review though.
Exeter Chinese massage place is a little better in terms of quality of masseuse, standard of massage etc, but don't know if i'd go so far as to recommend it.
Ditto Newton Abbott, when I went maybe 18 months ago, she was nothing to look at, but good massage and decent HE.
I tried the Exeter massage last week, i'd agree with you, its not amazing, but its ok, the cuter MILF might be more fun, will need to try, but this place in Torquay was on a totally different level, far, far lower in all respects!

Wasn't aware of the Newton Abbott one, but doesn't sound like its worth hunting down.

I still think the best option in this area for a nice oil massage and HE is Bam in Torquay, just frustrating thats as far as she will let the session go.


Where is the Newton Abbot one?

This is going back a while, when the place used to advertise on Gumtree a lot - not sure if it still does.  Was in the centre of NA ... Queen Street maybe?

Offline Andyply

I had my eyes closed and was thinking of something else  ;)  but that's not what you're supposed to do when you're paying for it!!
:D :lol: I've had my fair share too, toothy Thai lady with a hump and god awful smelling pussy tested my imagination but I still couldn't finish. :cry:




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