Ready n Raunchy or Lana Escort

[jj-mac]

On my phone so can't paste the links but these are 2 well reviewed girls from Glasgow.

Been on a break from punting for a while but gonna take the plunge yet again.

I'm looking to meet  one of them but can't decide which one to go for.

Anyone on here met them both and if so who was the best (looks and service wise)

Only thing putting me off R&R is the hotel meets only. Having never done one before its a bit off putting.

Ideally I would see them both but due to work/home life I'm limited in how many girls I can meet.

Any opinions welcome
.cheers

[ordinary_man]

Haven't seen Lana and she does look good
Can very much vow for rnr though
I was the same about the hotel visit, but she tells you were the lifts are and just walk straight to it mate.
You will not be disappointed

[Clattypats]

Here's the links JJ

Lana -  External Link/Members Only

R&R - External Link/Members Only

Two smashin girls..I've reviewed both 

[jj-mac]

Thanks for the links mate.

If you could only see one girl again who would you go for?

[Clattypats]

Thanks for the links mate.

If you could only see one girl again who would you go for?

They are very hard to split mate..Probably two of the best girls I've seen..

Toss a coin  ...seriously,if I had to choose...Lana shades it 

[jj-mac]

Cheers C

I was speaking to Lana last week but couldn't get a suitable day to meet. Not spoke to Laua yet. One thing that really appeals to me about Laura is the cim and swallow to finish.
Decisions decisions.......

[ordinary_man]

Cheers C

I was speaking to Lana last week but couldn't get a suitable day to meet. Not spoke to Laua yet. One thing that really appeals to me about Laura is the cim and swallow to finish.
Decisions decisions.......

She doesn't just swallow she drains you 

[Clattypats]

Granted, it's a tough decision ..you'll just have to go on your own instincts m8

Think Laura is on holiday sometime the end of this month though.

Good luck with whatever you decide jj 

[Glesgaboy]

I've seen both.
Lana edges it for me because of her enthusiasm and vocals. She moans and squeals and I love it.
Her owo is great despite no cim etc
I reckon she looks better than RR too.

[Oscar13]

I've not met R&R.  On the other hand I've seen Lana a number of times.  Lana's a fantastic girl.  So guinean, caring, loving & warm.  No wonder I keep going back. Give Lana a shout.  I'm sure you won't regret it.

[Oscar13]

Toss a coin  ...seriously,if I had to choose...Lana shades it 
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Clatty,

[mishmash]

Granted, it's a tough decision ..you'll just have to go on your own instincts m8

Think Laura is on holiday sometime the end of this month though.

Good luck with whatever you decide jj 

Hmmm told me she was going back to University and would advise availability  once she had her course programme.

[Clattypats]

Hmmm told me she was going back to University and would advise availability  once she had her course programme.

Don't hold me to that..she mentioned something about it to me last month..whether I picked it up right after a knackering  session is another story

That's why I said "I think" 

[mishmash]

Here's the links JJ

Lana -  External Link/Members Only

R&R - External Link/Members Only

Two smashin girls..I've reviewed both 

Confused now  I thought it was the same girl from my AW checks. Got that wrong but  but no matter wont be back. Had  a great time but failed to notice she does swallow and for me that is a big NO NO. Would recommend her highly great punt

[Clattypats]

Confused now  I thought it was the same girl from my AW checks. Got that wrong but  but no matter wont be back. Had  a great time but failed to notice she does swallow and for me that is a big NO NO. Would recommend her highly great punt

you've confused me now ..who is it you were checking on AW then if it wasn't R&R

[mishmash]

I checked lana escort and RR and thought it was the same girl but obviously i was wrong.

[MrFox]

Hesitant to mention this as this is not my experience and I know how people get on here, but as it is so serious I feel it is better to mention it and maybe others can provide more insight who have been, or will see her in future.

Me and a buddy have been trying to see Lana for absolute ages. For me she didn't read my messages and just deleted them on AW, didn't answer when I called, and didn't reply to any text messages. I see she has done this to more than a few on here.

This was the same for my buddy who eventually got through to her, meet her over in Shawlands. Had a fantastic time, 10/10. Then he spotted what he believed was a camera. He called her out on it and she denied it at first then admitted it was for security, that she didn't save the footage, the SD card overrides when full. She then showed him her deleting the file on a laptop, gave him the spiel that she would never use it against someone and that she had trouble with a couple of WGs claiming she was stealing their business and they were sending people to her to cause bother, police have been involved.

Very serious accusation to put out there I know, and yes it wasn't me so not a first hand report, I have nothing to back it up other than the word from a trusted mate who I have no reason not to believe. I have never met the girl and nothing against her.

I know there will be questions, I'm sorry I cannot provide any more information on this. I don't wish to cause trouble for the girl but she is doing this and you should know what you're getting yourself into and make a choice on that.

For all we know other WGs are doing this and we don't know, if I did I wouldn't visit. This is why I'm putting it out there and you decide what you want to do. I'm not here to convince you only telling you what I do know.

[Clattypats]

How long ago was this then, and where was the camera meant to have been?

[MrFox]

How long ago was this then, and where was the camera meant to have been?

Beginning of September. Don't know the exact date.

Was in the corner of the room near the window surrounded by clothing/general junk, basically looked like a messy corner.

Again, I can't give you anything more as it wasn't me that seen this, it is 2nd hand information which I've been very clear about.

[Courtney]

Me and a buddy

I always find this "me and a buddy", "on behalf of a friend" , "it didn't happen to me but it happened to my pal" sort of thing....a bit odd.

Can he not get a UKP account and speak for himself?

[Clattypats]

I always find this "me and a buddy", "on behalf of a friend" , "it didn't happen to me but it happened to my pal" sort of thing....a bit odd.

Can he not get a UKP account and speak for himself?

I concur 

[MrFox]

I always find this "me and a buddy", "on behalf of a friend" , "it didn't happen to me but it happened to my pal" sort of thing....a bit odd.

Can he not get a UKP account and speak for himself?

Like I said before, this is what I know, I'm not here to convince you or even get into any type of debate about it, if you don't want to believe it then ignore it, if you want to take it on-board please do.

I know if someone out there knew of a WG doing this and I was going to see them, whether it was me or a mate (doesn't make it any less true), then I'd want to know.

I know you may not want to believe it, but it is what it is.

[ordinary_man]

I always find this "me and a buddy", "on behalf of a friend" , "it didn't happen to me but it happened to my pal" sort of thing....a bit odd.

Can he not get a UKP account and speak for himself?

Agree with this as well.

Whayou has your mate said about the police? Are they doing anything about it?

[MrFox]

Agree with this as well.

Whayou has your mate said about the police? Are they doing anything about it?

The comment on the police was that Lana has contacted the police due harassment she has received from other WGs or punters sent to her by these WGs.

My mate hasn't contacted the police.

[Clattypats]

Like I said before, this is what I know, I'm not here to convince you or even get into any type of debate about it, if you don't want to believe it then ignore it, if you want to take it on-board please do.

I know if someone out there knew of a WG doing this and I was going to see them, whether it was me or a mate (doesn't make it any less true), then I'd want to know.

I know you may not want to believe it, but it is what it is.

so if your so concerned about our welfare,why wait till now to bring it up..Did you need your "mates"permission

Something doesn't sit right here..Think the word 'spiel' you used earlier,should maybe be attributed to what you are saying.

I for one,wont be put off by it

[mishmash]

You having a laugh. hello officer i was fucking this girl and******.

[MrFox]

so if your so concerned about our welfare,why wait till now to bring it up..Did you need your "mates"permission

Something doesn't sit right here..Think the word 'spiel' you used earlier,should maybe be attributed to what you are saying.

I for one,wont be put off by it

I've not been on for a while.

Ok....you're free to do what you like and come to your own conclusions.

[MrFox]

You having a laugh. hello officer i was fucking this girl and******.

I've already said it was Lana that involved the police due to harassment.

My mate has not contacted police.

[Courtney]

Your "mate" sounds like an interesting person, Basil.

I got into punting a few months ago, my mate / work colleague has been punting for 15 years.

This wasn't one of my punts, I have a mate that punts and is not a UKP member.

He visited a popular Glasgow WG for the first time, and after having a positive session during the small talk she asked him if he was on the forum UKPunting, he said he knew what the forum was but was not a member. She then said if you are and do not want to say, or plan to sign up, please do not write a review regardless if it was positive review, she has asked most of her punters the same. Unfortunately he didn't ask why not.

After my mates failed attempt

...

he isn't on here and not very good with computers otherwise he'd post himself.

Ah well.   ....tell him we were all asking for him.

[MrFox]

Your "mate" sounds like an interesting person, Basil.
...
Ah well.   ....tell him we were all asking for him.

I'll let him know you're asking for him Columbo

[Clattypats]

My mate this..my mate that..Your 'mate' is in your head

He's not good with computers but can remember the SD card overrides when full, and he's good enough to know what files she's deleting..

Aye nae bother mate

[LanaEscort]

I have not been on here since I first started, and have no intention of coming on here like a nagging wife anytime someone says something I don't agree with. If it's in the review section, and you are saying I'm not slim enough, pretty enough, I talk too much, whatever, that's your opinion, I may not be to everyone's liking, so therefore, I wouldn't come on here and question it. It's your forum, and I have always, and will always respect that. I have met some wonderful guys from UKP, and hope to meet more in future.

However,  to make a false, damaging, slanderous accusation that could potentially affect my business, is something different, and like in other forums, if a hotel or restaurant was being slandered, their manager would come on and reply to the review, in order to protect their business.

I would have liked to have given you (Mr Fox and friend) the benefit of the doubt, by saying you must have the wrong person - as apart from the fact I know this never happened - you couldn't even get information correct in your very long, detailed, intricate story (on behalf of your...friend...)

I have very "regular regulars"  - who I'm sure will be as mystified as I am about the mysterious "messy corner full of junk and clothing at the window" where the camera was apparently hidden. As anyone who comes to see me will know, the only thing in front of the window is a very large set of drawers...there is no room for a "messy corner", and I've certainly never once in all my bookings had junk and clothing lying around. This junk corner doesn't exist. You should have tried harder.

I could go on and on, about the fact I didn't even have a laptop at the start of September, only an iPad which is never ever in the room with me on booking, but I don't want to go for longer than need be.

Simple fact is, you - sorry - your friend - has made this up. And hopefully people will see that.

Lana

[mavgoose]

Yes, Mr. Fox.
I think you've really been found out here. (good work Courtney).

However , anybody over the age of 11 has realised stories regarding "my mate" are indeed fiction. With no substance to back this up , please resist in keeping this going.

Well done to Lana for correcting some facts above , although I for one had already made up my mind before I got to her post.

Again , it's either you straight out making mischief for this girl , or your doing it on behalf of another WG you are trying to impress / court favour with.

Probably the former , as you have admitted the girl has chosen not to see you.

[Clattypats]

That's exactly it Mav, it's a disgrace......Reads like a vendetta from someone whose emails have not been answered, so he sees a thread where the girl in question is being recommended and talked about quite fondly by a good few punters,and trys to besmirch her reputation..

Think Mr fox and his "Mate" have been called out,and 'their' credibility looks pretty much in tatters

And yes,at least Lana came on here to put the story straight, which I think reinforces just how gutted she must have been with this Charlatan.

[ordinary_man]

Still don't understand why people come on and make shit up on here not just with this post but with others.
Even if what they have wrote is a load of shite it harms the girl that it's been written about but it also puts doubt into guys that have been to see her or are looking to see her.
Speaking for myself I am nervous going to a punt and if I had seen Lana before this would be niggling away at me even if I thought 99% of it was a load of shite.
There are ways to put down a positive, negative or neutral review on here without having to make shit up or harm people

[Clattypats]

Still don't understand why people come on and make shit up on here not just with this post but with others.
Even if what they have wrote is a load of shite it harms the girl that it's been written about but it also puts doubt into guys that have been to see her or are looking to see her.
Speaking for myself I am nervous going to a punt and if I had seen Lana before this would be niggling away at me even if I thought 99% of it was a load of shite.
There are ways to put down a positive, negative or neutral review on here without having to make shit up or harm people

yeah mate, I know it could be potentially  harmful to the girl in question,but I think everyone will treat his bullshit story with the contempt it deserves 

I've seen Lana twice and look forward to my next booking with her,as I always do

[MrFox]

Listen folks, crack on. Go see the girl.

I came onto the forum to share information I know to be true.  If you don't want to believe it that's your choice.  I understand there are people out there that go out there way to damage a WG with a hidden agenda...however you have all grabbed onto 'my mate' and deemed this makes what I say not credible and began to attack me for sharing information...which i know to be true.

Lana, nice to see you do reply, as said before I have nothing against you, I'm merely sharing information i have no doubt to be untrue. I appreciate you are in a situation that 'if' true you will obviously claim it is untrue, and 'if not' true you will obviously claim it is untrue.

As I said to someone who PM'd me (and yes they did), if you're true to your word you only record bookings that your not 100% certain of and that they should be fine that he won't be recorded as he has met you several times before.

Regardless of what anyone believes I'm certain there will no longer be any further recording as I don't think she'd risk it.

The way you all act on here is hilarious, you all want info shared on WG, the minute it is negative  on a favourite WG you refuse to believe it and look for any way to claim it is a fictional story. This is not fictional, and this attitude you have will prevent others from sharing vital information in fear of being ganged up on and attacked.

You have the information on this girl, do as you wish with it. I knew I shouldn't have bothered and only myself to blame with the reaction I have received as I knew this is how you all are, but if it saves one fella from being recorded against his will so be it.

[Clattypats]

You know it to be true how...YOU weren't there!

Anyway your right , I will crack on,beccause personally I don't believe you and that's not part of a'ganging up on you' stance..

Of course, like you said of her..'You' would come back on here and stick by what 'you' said as 'you'have to save face...saying someone pm'd you means absolutely nothing in the big scheme of things..

Anyway, like you say,  people will draw their own conclusions about it,and you and your "15 year punting mate" who can't come on a forum himself as he isn't computer literate

I certainly know the conclusion I've come to, and I'll leave it at that..Hope future emails and correspondence go better for you,both for you and more so, the girls sake..

[Courtney]

and you and your "15 year punting mate" who can't come on a forum himself as he isn't computer literate

  ...I know, how very convenient! 

Oh...Basil Brush, ...you are making yourself look a right embarrassing tit.

...maybe when "the mate" has brushed up on the good old IT skills, he'll come on and do a better job.

[mavgoose]

Nobody is "ganging" up on you Mr. Fox.

We are all individually saying your story doesn't add up.
Your defence is;

You didn't say it.....
Someone else "told" you.

That's a very convenient circumstance.

You do not have first hand experience of this claim. Neither do I. Two people do. Lana and your mysterious friend.
Lana has discredited the story with factual inaccuracies.
Let your friend , and your friend only , disagree with them.

Oh wait , he's the only adult alive with no internet capability.

Also convenient.

[Courtney]

Me and a buddy have been trying to see Lana for absolute ages. For me she didn't read my messages and just deleted them on AW, didn't answer when I called, and didn't reply to any text messages. I see she has done this to more than a few on here.

This was the same for my buddy who eventually got through to her, meet her over in Shawlands.

The only way to contact her is through AW by the look of things...

not very good with computers otherwise he'd post himself.

...yet, he seems incapable of posting on a forum.

[Clattypats]

The only way to contact her is through AW by the look of things...
...yet, he seems incapable of posting on a forum.

Exactly Courtney!   Well spotted

[MrFox]

Nobody is "ganging" up on you Mr. Fox.

We are all individually saying your story doesn't add up.
Your defence is;

You didn't say it.....
Someone else "told" you.

That's a very convenient circumstance.

You do not have first hand experience of this claim. Neither do I. Two people do. Lana and your mysterious friend.
Lana has discredited the story with factual inaccuracies.
Let your friend , and your friend only , disagree with them.

Oh wait , he's the only adult alive with no internet capability.

Also convenient.

Mav, we're in our 60's he's not good on a PC in regards to covering his tracks from others that use the same PC.

Someone else did tell me, someone I trust and have no reason to not trust his events. What am I supposed to say? Have knowledge of this info and remain quiet just because I wasn't there?

Imagine the outcry had someone else discovered this and I came on and said oh yeah i knew but didn't say because the fanboys would gang up and call me a liar and start calling me names.

Anyway I'm done with this thread, nothing else for me to add. You're all desperate for it not to be true you're looking for reasons to validate your risk.

[Clattypats]

Mav, we're in our 60's he's not good on a PC in regards to covering his tracks from others that use the same PC.

Someone else did tell me, someone I trust and have no reason to not trust his events. What am I supposed to say? Have knowledge of this info and remain quiet just because I wasn't there?

Imagine the outcry had someone else discovered this and I came on and said oh yeah i knew but didn't say because the fanboys would gang up and call me a liar and start calling me names.

Anyway I'm done with this thread, nothing else for me to add. You're all desperate for it not to be true you're looking for reasons to validate your risk.

yaaaawwwwwn! 
Can people discover 'make believe'

[Lilywhite]

Recording punters is more common than you may think. In a working flat I was in 3 years ago had a door camera, girl who ran it said it was for security.

[MrFox]

The only way to contact her is through AW by the look of things...
...yet, he seems incapable of posting on a forum.

My last comment on this topic.

The number we both used ended in 5822, if this 'adds up' I'm on AW and i gave him it. This was the one and only message she responded to me with. He got through and i didn't.

[Clattypats]

My last comment on this topic.

The number we both used ended in 5822, if this 'adds up' I'm on AW and i gave him it. This was the one and only message she responded to me with. He got through and i didn't.

don't know who's number that is certainly isn't hers.

Think your "mates" been in the wrong house with another girl

[Oscar13]

Yes this is Lana's old number however she's had a different number since July so how could you or your friend have been trying to contact her on that number in September?

[Uncle Buck]

Me thinks Mr Fox has been outfoxed

[Clattypats]

Yes this is Lana's old number however she's had a different number since July so how could you or your friend have been trying to contact her on that number in September?

I'll tell you why Oscar..Because Mr fox is a shitstirring idiot with some kind of vendetta

And should crawl back under the rock he came from,instead of trying to besmirch the name of an innocent girl, which has been proven undoubtedly on here..a complete disgrace from a complete Charlatan  ..some deluded people out there that spoil it for everyone