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Author Topic: Diamondintheruff, Nottingham outcall  (Read 3431 times)


27 review(s) for Diamondintheruff xx (23 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Not guilty your honour  :D

I try and keep on the nicely trimmed stuff. Not a fan of the bushes and foliage.  :lol: :lol:

You could trim it with your plastic sword  :D

Hear you boys polish your armour after cutting the lawn on Saturdays.   Have fun.   :lol:

Offline cueball

Did somebody mention plastic swords?

My red alert ukp catchphrase warning software sent me a warning

I just pressed the link on my software, not knowing where it would take me and low and behold, it's the em and me old mukker agent g.

Now, where's me brasso pic



Offline GolfNut

Like flies they come a swarming  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline cueball

Like flies they come a swarming  :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's not my fault agent, it's this new app of mine, it's got a lot to answer for  :lol:

Whilst I'm here though, there does seem to be a decent amount of glinting chest armour and plastic sword wielding on this sherwood trail.




Fear not gilfie ^^^^ this is how I see you

Offline GolfNut

It's not my fault agent, it's this new app of mine, it's got a lot to answer for  :lol:

Whilst I'm here though, there does seem to be a decent amount of glinting chest armour and plastic sword wielding on this sherwood trail.




Fear not gilfie ^^^^ this is how I see you

I think Vicki is perfectly capable of looking after herself in this instance cuey. And the pics she's posted have more than likely turned a few hard nosed punters a teeny bit fluffy  :D .
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline cueball

I think Vicki is perfectly capable of looking after herself in this instance cuey. And the pics she's posted have more than likely turned a few hard nosed punters a teeny bit fluffy  :D .

Yes, I'm sure you're right and if she gets in a tight spot she's come to the right place.

Ask her if she's podging for a ton during tontober, better coming from you, you're her friend, she might get mad at me :lol:
« Last Edit: October 08, 2016, 01:36:51 PM by cueball »

Offline RedKettle

never seen her and never will.

usually it is WK that starts the problems and the WG is usually just wishing they will stop - in this case it was her complaining, she is coming across as very flaky to get worked up about the comment made.




Offline GolfNut


Ask her if she's podging for a ton during tontober, better coming from you, you're her friend, she might get mad at me :lol:

Never met her and I'm too scared to ask too.  :D
Banning reason: Undesirable

Never met her and I'm too scared to ask too.  :D

Send your caddy or grow some golf balls

Offline mrfishyfoo

Never met her and I'm too scared to ask too.  :D

By my reckoning you don't get if you don't ask.  :dash: :dash:

So fuck that for a game of soldiers Golfie. I ain't met her either but that ain't gonna stop me fucking her arse if she'll let me. So I asked  :P and if she does she does  :yahoo: and if she don't she don't. :wackogirl:

"once more unto the arsehole, dear friends, once more" I go ......  :D :D


Offline cueball

By my reckoning you don't get if you don't ask.  :dash: :dash:

Too bloody right there fishy.

Let us know what candii says when you ask about fun for a ton  :hi:

Offline mrfishyfoo

Too bloody right there fishy.

Let us know what candii says when you ask about fun for a ton  :hi:

She told me to FUCK OFF !!!

Mardy twat that Candii ain't she.  :lol: :lol:

Offline cueball

She told me to FUCK OFF !!!

That's as maybe but what was her answer to tontober?  :sarcastic:

Offline mrfishyfoo

That's as maybe but what was her answer to tontober?  :sarcastic:

What do you think ?? :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

I'll give you a clue.... it started and ended with an F.  :D :D

What do you think ?? :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

I'll give you a clue.... it started and ended with an F.  :D :D
Fishypoof  :vomit:


Offline mrfishyfoo

Well it's official DITR is playing the tontober game and fuck me is all I can say for that.

A 2 hour filthy as no holes barred fuckfest and all for £200.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

When my legs have stopped shaking I'll write it up. :thumbsup:

Offline GolfNut

Well it's official DITR is playing the tontober game and fuck me is all I can say for that.

A 2 hour filthy as no holes barred fuckfest and all for £200.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

When my legs have stopped shaking I'll write it up. :thumbsup:

Can't wait for this one Fishyfoo.

We'll be able to compare notes later in the week, so I trust there's plenty left for your old buddy golfie  ;)
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline mrfishyfoo

Can't wait for this one Fishyfoo.

We'll be able to compare notes later in the week, so I trust there's plenty left for your old buddy golfie  ;)

It's been a while since I have had a lass sat on my face in 69 who has let me "fuck" her mouth as hard as what Vicki did for me. She just took it as I thrust at her and TBH I thought she was going to throw up at one stage I was hammering her so hard.

That's after she had spent a good 1/2 hour just full on deep throating me all the way to my balls and I ain't small.

My heads still realing from it.




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