External Link/Members OnlyLocation: close to elephant and Castle station. Ground floor flat.
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Girl: Samantha. Polish, 20 something. 5’5 strawberry blonde, size 10 at most. Not fat, large B or small C cups. Facially she reminded me of Sophia Turner a bit. The room was dark, but I saw her in the hallway on the way in and out with no beer goggles, but probably some fluffiness, and also a tendency to prefer girl next door types.
There is absolutely no possibility she is the same woman as on the website though. No chance at all.
Paid: Spanish massage, £50 for 30 minutes.
Services: had a shower on arrival as sweaty. Shower was freezing, but I didn't mind.
I got on the table. Dark room, music playing from laptop. Got on my front as instructed. Samantha returns wearing only a pair of lacy black pants. She looks tremendous. Fluffy idiot that I am i didn't notice this for ten minutes, as lying on front.
Back massage, cc swipes and ball massage for ten minutes. Light but relaxing. I eventually notice that she is mostly naked, start feeling her bum and boobs, no complaints, didn't try to touch anywhere else.
After a couple more minutes i turn over unprompted, she starts massaging my chest and balls.
Eventually the hot oil comes out and she starts rubbing her oily front up and down my old chap. This feels great, could have happened a bit earlier, but still. After five minutes or so of that she starts to give me oily HR.
And this also feels great, I'm loving it. I'm right on the brink of coming, and then suddenly I'm feeling like I've just come, without having actually come.
Samantha asks if I've come, tries for a few more minutes, and it feels excellent, but the kettle has boiled without actually boiling. The horse has bolted, and the stable door is firmly closed.
She seems put out, asks if there's anything wrong. And there is, but it's a (small part) of me that's the problem. She did her best to make it happen for a few more minutes until I said to give up. Took another shower and left, was in there about 40 minutes.
Anyway I haven't punted for ten years or so, and this was nearly the perfect introduction back in, but my genitals didn't get the memo.
Positives: friendly girl, attractive (imo). Gave it her best shot against the odds.
Negatives: 1) photo definitely not her (though she is far from ugly). 2) Was expecting more of a tit wank than b2b. 3) Service is slightly oversold on website therefore imo. 4) My cock (your cock may vary).
Would I return? Possibly, i would probably avoid a late one, but an afternoon visit was enjoyable. I have a groaning HL though, and have just been paid for several weeks of work at once. Eventually though, sure, why not?