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Offline Christoph

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Location: close to elephant and Castle station. Ground floor flat.

Comms. All sorted by text. Quick to reply (this was late afternoon, if you have a pub boner ymmv).

Girl: Samantha. Polish, 20 something. 5’5 strawberry blonde, size 10 at most. Not fat, large B or small C cups. Facially she  reminded me of Sophia Turner a bit. The room was dark, but I saw her in the hallway on the way in and out with no beer goggles, but probably some fluffiness, and also a tendency to prefer girl next door types.

There is absolutely no possibility she is the same woman as on the website though. No chance at all.

Paid: Spanish massage, £50 for 30 minutes.

Services: had a shower on arrival as sweaty. Shower was freezing, but I didn't mind.

I got on the table. Dark room, music playing from laptop. Got on my front as instructed. Samantha returns wearing only a pair of lacy black pants. She looks tremendous. Fluffy idiot that I am i didn't notice this for ten minutes, as lying on front.

Back massage, cc swipes and ball massage for ten minutes. Light but relaxing. I eventually notice that she is mostly naked, start feeling her bum and boobs, no complaints, didn't try to touch anywhere else.

After a couple more minutes i turn over unprompted, she starts massaging my chest and balls.

Eventually the hot oil comes out and she starts rubbing her oily front up and down my old chap. This feels great, could have happened a bit earlier, but still. After five minutes or so of that she starts to give me oily HR.

And this also feels great, I'm loving it. I'm right on the brink of coming, and then suddenly I'm feeling like I've just come, without having actually come.

Samantha asks if I've come, tries for a few more minutes, and it feels excellent, but the kettle has boiled without actually boiling. The horse  has bolted, and the stable door is firmly closed.

She seems put out, asks if there's anything wrong. And there is, but it's a (small part) of me that's the problem. She did her best to make it happen for a few more minutes until I said to give up. Took another shower and left, was in there about 40 minutes.

Anyway I haven't punted for ten years or so, and this was nearly the perfect introduction back in, but my genitals didn't get  the memo.

Positives: friendly girl, attractive (imo). Gave it her best shot against the odds.

Negatives: 1) photo definitely not her (though she is far from ugly). 2) Was expecting more of a tit wank than b2b. 3) Service is slightly oversold on website therefore imo. 4) My cock (your cock may vary).

Would I return? Possibly, i would probably avoid a late one, but an afternoon visit was enjoyable. I have a groaning HL though, and have just been paid for several weeks of work at once. Eventually though, sure, why not?
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Offline pisceanuk

Thanks for the review. May be you need to go for an hour instead of 30 mins as it works for some. Sometimes stress of time kills the fun.

Atleast you enjoyed. Best of luck on the next one.

Offline Christoph

Definitely some nerves. Either brain or cock let me down for sure. Nonetheless i enjoyed it.
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Offline backofthenet

Definitely some nerves. Either brain or cock let me down for sure. Nonetheless i enjoyed it.

open an account with Lloyds Pharmacy, fill in the survey, then order as many 5 mg levitra as you need. You'll be solid as a rock every punt you have.

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Offline Christoph

Appreciate the suggestion. Solidity wasn't the issue, it was a mind thing I think. It's something I can bravely overcome i suspect.  or I will get some chems as you say.
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Offline AlphaLondon

For £50 that's tit wank and foot job money at this place. The comments about the girl are accurate, hope you manage to enjoy your next visit a little more.


LL

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For £50 that's tit wank and foot job money at this place. The comments about the girl are accurate, hope you manage to enjoy your next visit a little more.
Tit wank and foot job? Sounds interesting. And more than I got. Although she did let me suck her tits. Please review this place if you can spare a few minutes.

Offline Darwin17

Do you know if they offer oral relief?  :angelgirl:

Offline AlphaLondon

Tit wank and foot job? Sounds interesting. And more than I got. Although she did let me suck her tits. Please review this place if you can spare a few minutes.

I'll pop up a review when I'm back home.

I wasn't sure what the etiquette was regarding massages etc But if it's helpful why not.


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I'll pop up a review when I'm back home.

I wasn't sure what the etiquette was regarding massages etc But if it's helpful why not.
I checked the rules. They state, "Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel". "Masseuses" that do handjobs/foot jobs/tit jobs are sex workers in my opinion. So please do write a review but of the specific girl you saw rather than the establishment.

Not everybody here is interested in massage but a number of us are so your review would certainly be useful.

Offline punterstanding

open an account with Lloyds Pharmacy, fill in the survey, then order as many 5 mg levitra as you need. You'll be solid as a rock every punt you have.

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Or go to the Quack and get a prescription for Sidenafil (the active ingredient in Viagra) and 8 tablets are the cost of a presription (£8.45) as opposed to £74 for the Levitra.

Set up a repeat prescription and all your punts will be happy  :yahoo:

Offline Belgarion

Interesting, thanks for sharing. I shall visit the place when I return for research purposes of course