UKP Manual - Wales version

[Batteries not included]

Good evening,  a long time to get to this point - first post.  I suspect I fall into the 'lurker' category.  I like to think I have been serving my apprenticeship - or if a London Cabbie - 'The Knowledge'......only I've had to do a couple of 're-sits'. I suppose I've treated UKP like WH Smith - just go in and read off the shelf.  Only now do I feel I qualify to say 'hello'.

For me, UKP is a living, breathing manual.   I now know what 'Bait & Switch' is.  I know to stay away from the 'Green Door'.....only after I realised the Green Door was THE GREEN DOOR!!!!!!  Against all my 'warning lights' I still went through it where I was confronted a woman smaller than a Hobbit and whose features were distorted by a haze of smoke. And hot (celsius).  I have never left a 'visit' before, but I remember from my UKP manual it's ok to do so.....and boy did I leave.  My batteries were definitely included for this great escape.

For this initial contribution I thought I'd share details of the ladies I have encountered.....only to realise how many are 'Member no longer active' -

Amandaa (25) - Polish - The Parade, Cardiff.  Fabulous lady.  Saw a few times and "come straight over" notice.  Late night encounter also offered. 

Courtesan Lucy (30) - Welsh - Swansea, outcalls only.  Tall beautiful blonde.  First met at a Travel lodge (had to open secure door for her) and wow.  Took me back to the Silvikrin adverts of the 70s / 80s ("I bet she's wearing silvikrin).

Jezabel (24) - English - Tour from Taunton.  Tall model features.  Didn't stay long on AW.  Would have been a 'must see' if reviewing today. And lost her number when she deleted her profile - kept it in 'notes'

Seren (28) - Welsh - Cardiff Bay.  Just left I think.  Went by another stage name.  Tall.  Amazing experience.  Just a little too expensive to become a regular. Birthday treat, shall we say.

Seductive Saphire (28) - Welsh - Cardiff.  My, oh my, oh my!!!!  Need I say more?

Brooke (22) - English - Cardiff near Asda Cardiff Bay.  Possibly an Agency girl but met through AW.  Wore glasses and fab bum.

Amazing Grace (22) - English - Cardiff.  An Agency girl but met through AW.  Spontaneous indulgence. 

Freya (18) - Welsh - Cardiff.  Other posts on Freya on this site.  An Agency girl but met through AW.  Yes she was real. And wow how real she was!



Hope this is ok for my initiation.  Do read lots of profiles and so hopefully can contribute to the 'Has anyone seen....' posts in the future.

[Jester269269]

Nice contribution.
Look forward to reviews

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Welcome on board BNI. Good to have you with us and a good first post.

Sounds like you have some considerable punting experience that you can impart. Look forward to hearing more from you

[newforthisyear]

Almost a year lurking I see! Glad you've contributed at last   

[np500]

Welcome, sounds like a wealth of experience bottled up, look forward to you joining in the debates etc, more the merrier

[aazbo22]

welcome BNI - and congrats on popping ur "posting" cherry.

I find that 95% of the people in the weslh group are friendly and understanding - you will get the odd 1 who will try and put you down on ur post but just ignore - u will quickly find who the genuine poster / punters are.

[burkey_13]

Hey there BNI. Couldn't help but notice that you mentioned Seductive Sapphire in your post. Do you know if she's working any more?

[HughJardon]

Yes the much maligned green door.
Your right though UKP is a living breathing manual,  but without new and old members posting and contributing it would not be what it is today.

Don't lurk just post... get involved,  seems unusual getting helpful tips and advice off strangers especially in this day and age. 

But this is what goes down ..and I fooking loves it 

[Batteries not included]

Gentlemen, thank you for the warm welcome. 

Newsforthisyear:
Almost a year lurking? - took me 6 months to sign up plus 1 month to think of an name!!!

Burkey_13:           
Not seen or heard from Sapphire for at least 2 years.  I think a profile with face picture appeared on AW for about an hour about 12 months ago (not intended, I suspect). But since then?  Nothing.  A very lovely lady not just in this world, I'm sure.

Me,experienced?:
Never really looked at it that way. Always considered you guys the experienced ones.  Appreciate the sentiment though.

[Sancerre]

Had a really nice hour with Lucy from Swansea.  Late night hotel call.  Got the feeling that she was only doing it short term though as a quick fix.

[mashit1]

Had a really nice hour with Lucy from Swansea.  Late night hotel call.  Got the feeling that she was only doing it short term though as a quick fix.

Have you got a link ?