External Link/Members OnlyFirst, thank you to Hungarian Lover for his earlier toft with this wg - things are pretty tight at Fairfield towers, so cheap punts are only game in town for me.
All arrangements were done by text. Given her later poor grasp of English (pretended?), very much doubt it was actually her on the other end.
FK and heavy boob play all agreed twice at £60 for an hour -ofc it turned out too good to be true, but at that price didn't really expect too much.
Venue was easy to find and unlike H L got full and precise directions to the alleyway and door. Decided to wait for 4 local toughs sitting on the low wall next to the alley to clear off. Bcs that passage is as rough as you'll come across and you're overlooked every step of the way and very vulnerable.
Met at top of fire escape by Maya, who led me to a clean but very basic 'bedroom.' Though the many nicks on the back of the door look like its been repeatedly stabbed with a knife.
Would say she is more late 30ish than stated 30, and as per usual photos must be from younger times but other than that she matched H L's description. Not too keen on her hard hair extensions but she was freshly showered and had make-up. Got an "ok" to confirmation of services, but from blank look on her face when she said it - suspected i could have asked for brain surgery and got same reply.
She returned from stashing the cash in heels, stockings and dayglo disco dress and did a little dance. Her effort here and smiling throughout is what makes punt a neutral for me, bcs it was then largely downhill all the way.
Never once even connected with her lips, let alone FK! And any move on her boobs, was met with gasps and yelps of pain. Asking her about agreed services only brought "no English" reply.
Sex was cowgirl, mish, and doggy. Pushed/persuaded her into spoons where i half came. Sadly had started to lose interest bcs she kept her hands in the 'surrender position' adopted by 2 other recent EEs. The arms are held out with the hands open and palms upward. Its like your torso is so toxic - they cant bear to touch you. Its really begun to put me off my stride.
And more annoying at least 6 times she tries to persuade me into OW, despite me saying no each time and pulling her away. Isn't "NO," supposed to mean No? - guess not in Hungarian. She even tried OW with a different condom. Obviously she prefers oral to penetration at least with this OAP. Still she did eventually let me put her into my favoured position and carried on smiling throughout.
But with 20 mins or so left she gets up and says "Finish. Bye" I check my phone and say "20 mins left."
After a couple of minutes of her jabbering at me in foreign, she gets google translate on her phone - which tells me that bcs i was not satisfied, it is time to leave. WTF, felt i was getting lost in translation - did she mean SHE wasn't satisfied or was it me? (Who cares anyway? There was still 20 mins to go.) So i tell the phone that I never asked for OW, and want her to return to the bed for "mutual touching." After couple more exchanges with the phone, she shrugs "ok 10 minutes."
But after less than 5 minutes where the touching is all a one way street - by me alone, she's up and back on that bloody phone again telling me to leave. So I give up and go with 10 mins still left on the clock.
Think H L has pretty much got her pegged right as a 'pump and dump.' Bcs i believe he speaks some of the lingo, he prolly got better service than me. But we cant all know hungarian ghoulash. And arguing with a phone for more sex was plain looney tunes.
Maybe you think i pushed it too far for the sake of £60?
