Lansbury Park, Caerphilly CF83 3P-Security :
Incall in her house. You have to take your shoes off so you don't leave marks on the carpets. As you walk up to the shagging bedroom, you pass a kid (probably a grandchild) bedroom…When:
23/05How long :
1H (but only stayed about 40mn)Like photo?
It is NOT the girl of the photo by any stretch, or maybe 35 years ago… Let's face it she at least 60.Communication
Proper Welsh lady. She does not take any long cut. She is pretty "to the point" with her conversation. I suppose when you are that age you don't want to take any shit from youngsters like me.Body:
OK, she must have been really, like really hot, 35 years ago. I mean any married guy out there would sing right now to have a 60ish wife like this. Yes she has some tummy, yes she has wrinkle, but she not 20 for F sake! Big fake boobs on her. Not the best fake tits job either, I would have gone smaller.Face:
She is pretty (guys, remember I am taking into account her age here)Fun:
Not much, it was really down to business. "you can suck my nipple, but don't bite. If you bite that's it. One chance". I swear she did utter those words.BJ:
Below average covered BJ. You'd think by that time she would master the skills needed…Sex:
No chance of much fun or GFE here. It's straight shameless vanilla. No RO (but I would have declined anyway to be honest). Cow girl & mish. I did not really want to try doggy as I believe doggy is for younger ladies with firm a ass. A lot of dirty talk from this woman. But you can't help feeling like it's just to help you finish rather than by sheer dirtiness. "You like this pussy, dirty boy?". "I want to feel you cum all over my big tits". "Fuck that wet pussy hard". As I concentrated to finish the job, I thought I'll ask for a COB, given she has been asking for it 10 times !
"Just cum in my pussy"...Kiss:
Zero, not even a peck on the lips.Anal:
No chance ** Conclusion **
Ok I could tell the woman was the age she was when she opened the door. "Why didn't you walk then?" I hear you ask. Well, to be frank, Franck, I always fancied an adventure with a women well passed my age. And she is pretty fine for her age. If I am going to try a 60ish women, she a pretty good candidate. Well that's what I thought until we got to the bedroom.
If she had her real photos on AW and was more fun, she would be a positive. At least you would what you'd get into.
But no fun + fake photos make it a clear-cut negative for me.Value for money :
Well £70 for 1h, it's not much money is it? Still I would expect a bit more fun. So no VFM.Would I return ?
No thanksWould I recommend ?
If she was fun, I'd say she a good 60ish fuck. But she is not, so I won't say that. ** Hall of Fame ** PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)
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