Fitness First - Goswell Road

[Gent123]

Price: 100 £
Duration: 30 Minutes
Location: Barbican - Goswell Road
Profile Link: External Link/Members Only
Services: OW, SEX
The Meeting: Absolutely, shit. Arrived at the location, and when she opened the door and I saw her spooky face I knew it "this is going to be... bad", and it was. She was wearing high heels and a black dress, and her face was telling me "leave me alone, why are you here !?", but I ignored that and sorted the paper. Done that, shower offered and took it, wich honestly felt really relaxing ( I think the shower was better than the whole punt ! ). When I finished the shower, she was waiting for me in the room naked and asked me if I don`t want a drink, wich I kindly refused 3 times ( I was after a fuck session, not a damn drink! ).

Started a OW wich was like shit, her teeth was scratching my cock ( ok my fella is thick, but wtf ! ). After a few minutes I asked to switch to sex, otherwise my cock would be damaged ( lol ). Ok her on top, and for some reason she didnt allow my fella all in ... ok then switched to doggy, again... she didnt allow my fella all in and she was squeezing her legs and ass W.T.F ! Ok, switched to missionary after a few minutes, as I was desperately trying to CUM allready; again she allowed like what... 1 inch of my cock in ? ( dear Lord... ), and all this time along she had a weird technique: was squeezing with 2 fingers my cock on top of her pussy, I guess to feel like her peach is tighter ? or wtf.. at one point it was hurting me. Finally exploded, but even that was not good because she was fucking pushing me away... fucking horrible. I would have rather wank myself to death then fuck another bitch like this.

More Negatives:

- not allowing to finger her pussy, she was saying my nails have bacterias ( LOL ... )
- she was faking all the noise, there was no pleasure for her.
- the sneeky spooky face when I entered the room ( and I`m not an unattractive guy, actualy I`m 26 and quite fit  )
- her pictures are what... 10 years old ? 15 ? Why the fuck does she keep those pictures there ? She is much, much more older... bad looking bitch.

Positives:
- good shower, I felt better in the shower than fucking this WG, I guess this shower was 100£ rather than her services.

Enjoy fucking her guys, if you are into these kind of WG`s, I myself will not spend anymore money on stupid, fake, ugly bitches, I`m out. Maybe never punt again.

Cheers!

[tergil]

That sounds terrible, sorry you had such a bad time

Certainly one to avoid, thank-you for the information

[Gent123]

Thanks, I feel terrible since yesterday 

[jstrong]

Quote
"The morons who join and post crap about girls on that "gutter" website do not have to prove anything...they are anonymous...they DO NOT have to give their passports or prove even that they are in the UK...or prove that they visited the girl in question"
Unquote

Is she referring to UKP on her AW page? Certainly one to avoid

[Gent123]

Quote
"The morons who join and post crap about girls on that "gutter" website do not have to prove anything...they are anonymous...they DO NOT have to give their passports or prove even that they are in the UK...or prove that they visited the girl in question"
Unquote

Is she referring to UKP on her AW page? Certainly one to avoid

Dear Lord, I did not see that yesterday... of course she is reffering to UKP. Avoid at all cost 

[tergil]

I trust opinions on this site more than reviews on AW

Besides, you don't have to prove who you are in order to leave an escort review on AW anyway!

[Gent123]

AW reviews are useless, because they make 2-3 accounts and post reviews to each other. I made a post once about this...

[Belgarion]

There's a photo in her gallery that makes me suspect she's a tranny

[claretandblue]

Quote
"The morons who join and post crap about girls on that "gutter" website do not have to prove anything...they are anonymous...they DO NOT have to give their passports or prove even that they are in the UK...or prove that they visited the girl in question"
Unquote

Is she referring to UKP on her AW page? Certainly one to avoid

She sounds like a right cunt ,straight onto the blacklist

[Gent123]

There's a photo in her gallery that makes me suspect she's a tranny

Dont fucking scare me 

[Mario7769]

Sigh. sorry about the bad punt OP. shades of some of my own recent experiences...

[pisceanuk]

Thanks for the review. She looks very pretty but one thing I have learnt in punting is not to go ahead if the W / G is stone faced or hostile when you first see her.

[Belgarion]

Dont fucking scare me 

That's the one

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[claretandblue]

Thanks for the review. She looks very pretty but one thing I have learnt in punting is not to go ahead if the W / G is stone faced or hostile when you first see her.

Did you read the review, she looks nothing like the photos  ,I don't know about you but I have never been in a decent fitness first 

[pisceanuk]

I am not an expert but I thought if its a post operated transgender her pussy will make some sort of squeaking noise that of plastic when penetrated. Not sure how true this is. Otherwise it will be difficult to say whether its a man or woman. Since I like her face and athletic body, I may give her benefit of doubt.

However, her profile says she is 36 and op says she looks 10 years older = 46 ..too old for me..

Does any of you guys know any beautiful athletic W / Gs ? it has always been my desire to screw a W / G who is tall, beautiful and athletic. But she needs to be younger than 30.

[Bassman]

By the way, op did not say she does not look the same as AW pics. He just mentioned she was not interested in the punt by her facial expressions.

Last line in his negatives part.

[pisceanuk]

Saw it later and corrected.

Last line in his negatives part.

[Gent123]

I can`t fucking beleive this! I just got a SMS message from 07845524698 - after a lookup it`s her mobile.

Message as follows:

"Hi darling! Good morning thank you for the feebback you left me on the Uk.. Have a very good day God bless you :*"

I copied the exact words she wrote me, so what`s next ? Are we going to be targeted if we leave BAD reviews ?
You decide guys... Once thing is for sure, blacklist + block.

PS: So she does read the UKP forum, good thing lady, at least you know how shit you are.

[pisceanuk]

  It may be a speculation sms to confirm it was you. However, she did not threaten or used any aggressive language. Therefore, if it was sent to me, I would ignore it.

I can`t fucking beleive this! I just got a SMS message from 07845524698 - after a lookup it`s her mobile.

Message as follows:

"Hi darling! Good morning thank you for the feebback you left me on the Uk.. Have a very good day God bless you :*"

I copied the exact words she wrote me, so what`s next ? Are we going to be targeted if we leave BAD reviews ?
You decide guys... Once thing is for sure, blacklist + block.

PS: So she does read the UKP forum, good thing lady, at least you know how shit you are.

[Gent123]

It may be a speculation sms to confirm it was you. However, she did not threaten or used any aggressive language. Therefore, if it was sent to me, I would ignore it.

You are probably right! But to confirm what ? Where the discretion she promises on her website? Everyone has the right to an opinion so why is she so bothered ? Clearly everything on her profile is a lie, so defo one to avoid.

[Belgarion]

I can`t fucking beleive this! I just got a SMS message from 07845524698 - after a lookup it`s her mobile.

Message as follows:

"Hi darling! Good morning thank you for the feebback you left me on the Uk.. Have a very good day God bless you :*"

I copied the exact words she wrote me, so what`s next ? Are we going to be targeted if we leave BAD reviews ?
You decide guys... Once thing is for sure, blacklist + block.

PS: So she does read the UKP forum, good thing lady, at least you know how shit you are.

You should have replied with, "you are welcome. God Bless you too."

[StevenS]

She looks quite masculine facially.

[lewishamguy]

Another overpriced prossie I hope her phone gets dusty.

[jstrong]

I guess no more holiday pictures on her AW page after this review. Probably will have a dusty phone.

[Gent123]

I hope that at least a % will avoid her. She is not worth it. ( or he wtf now I`m confused  )

[brolin_76]

I hope that at least a % will avoid her. She is not worth it. ( or he wtf now I`m confused  )

she/he is one suspected tranny. I listed her in post Op thread few months ago. Did you check it?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=67631.msg914528#msg914528

 

[SLondon2016]

WOW! I actually remember meeting her too... AND IT WAS AS BAD AS THIS! Waste of £100. She made me feel bad for paying her 

She's very sad looking, loves to move around and actually doesn't want anything inside her... I would have reviewed negative if I was on this site back then (Summer 2015). 

Price: 100 £
Duration: 30 Minutes
Location: Barbican - Goswell Road
Profile Link: External Link/Members Only
Services: OW, SEX
The Meeting: Absolutely, shit. Arrived at the location, and when she opened the door and I saw her spooky face I knew it "this is going to be... bad", and it was. She was wearing high heels and a black dress, and her face was telling me "leave me alone, why are you here !?", but I ignored that and sorted the paper. Done that, shower offered and took it, wich honestly felt really relaxing ( I think the shower was better than the whole punt ! ). When I finished the shower, she was waiting for me in the room naked and asked me if I don`t want a drink, wich I kindly refused 3 times ( I was after a fuck session, not a damn drink! ).

Started a OW wich was like shit, her teeth was scratching my cock ( ok my fella is thick, but wtf ! ). After a few minutes I asked to switch to sex, otherwise my cock would be damaged ( lol ). Ok her on top, and for some reason she didnt allow my fella all in ... ok then switched to doggy, again... she didnt allow my fella all in and she was squeezing her legs and ass W.T.F ! Ok, switched to missionary after a few minutes, as I was desperately trying to CUM allready; again she allowed like what... 1 inch of my cock in ? ( dear Lord... ), and all this time along she had a weird technique: was squeezing with 2 fingers my cock on top of her pussy, I guess to feel like her peach is tighter ? or wtf.. at one point it was hurting me. Finally exploded, but even that was not good because she was fucking pushing me away... fucking horrible. I would have rather wank myself to death then fuck another bitch like this.

More Negatives:

- not allowing to finger her pussy, she was saying my nails have bacterias ( LOL ... )
- she was faking all the noise, there was no pleasure for her.
- the sneeky spooky face when I entered the room ( and I`m not an unattractive guy, actualy I`m 26 and quite fit  )
- her pictures are what... 10 years old ? 15 ? Why the fuck does she keep those pictures there ? She is much, much more older... bad looking bitch.

Positives:
- good shower, I felt better in the shower than fucking this WG, I guess this shower was 100£ rather than her services.

Enjoy fucking her guys, if you are into these kind of WG`s, I myself will not spend anymore money on stupid, fake, ugly bitches, I`m out. Maybe never punt again.

Cheers!

[mrx007]

Terrible experience but quite a laugh to read your review. Thanks!

[Jerboa]

Price: 100 £
Duration: 30 Minutes
Location: Barbican - Goswell Road
Profile Link: External Link/Members Only
Services: OW, SEX
The Meeting: Absolutely, shit. Arrived at the location, and when she opened the door and I saw her spooky face I knew it "this is going to be... bad", and it was. She was wearing high heels and a black dress, and her face was telling me "leave me alone, why are you here !?", but I ignored that and sorted the paper. Done that, shower offered and took it, wich honestly felt really relaxing ( I think the shower was better than the whole punt ! ). When I finished the shower, she was waiting for me in the room naked and asked me if I don`t want a drink, wich I kindly refused 3 times ( I was after a fuck session, not a damn drink! ).

Started a OW wich was like shit, her teeth was scratching my cock ( ok my fella is thick, but wtf ! ). After a few minutes I asked to switch to sex, otherwise my cock would be damaged ( lol ). Ok her on top, and for some reason she didnt allow my fella all in ... ok then switched to doggy, again... she didnt allow my fella all in and she was squeezing her legs and ass W.T.F ! Ok, switched to missionary after a few minutes, as I was desperately trying to CUM allready; again she allowed like what... 1 inch of my cock in ? ( dear Lord... ), and all this time along she had a weird technique: was squeezing with 2 fingers my cock on top of her pussy, I guess to feel like her peach is tighter ? or wtf.. at one point it was hurting me. Finally exploded, but even that was not good because she was fucking pushing me away... fucking horrible. I would have rather wank myself to death then fuck another bitch like this.

More Negatives:

- not allowing to finger her pussy, she was saying my nails have bacterias ( LOL ... )
- she was faking all the noise, there was no pleasure for her.
- the sneeky spooky face when I entered the room ( and I`m not an unattractive guy, actualy I`m 26 and quite fit  )
- her pictures are what... 10 years old ? 15 ? Why the fuck does she keep those pictures there ? She is much, much more older... bad looking bitch.

Positives:
- good shower, I felt better in the shower than fucking this WG, I guess this shower was 100£ rather than her services.

Enjoy fucking her guys, if you are into these kind of WG`s, I myself will not spend anymore money on stupid, fake, ugly bitches, I`m out. Maybe never punt again.

Cheers!

She sounds crap, now you know why you should go with your first gut instinct, if you thought she had a shit attitude as soon as you met you should of walked and saved the cash for another punt.
You also say she looks 10-15 years older than the pics, how old would you guess she is?

[rudolph hucker]

On first impressions of her profile, I thought Salma Hayek.........but then I saw the Bruce Forsyth chin.

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[Mendra]

Shame you had a bad time.

I am sure I listed this broad as one of the low bar Brazilians.

She is definitely not a tranny - I met her once when she had all the curves and bubbly. Think she had some crisis then hit the gym really hard hence her 6-pack. She used to share her flat with other follow Brazilan WG's who were quite good and still are but located elsewhere now. The influx of EE workers has certainly taken the hit on the early birds of the game.

She has been in the same location now for about 5 yrs and if memory serves me right she owns it.

The last meet was crap and didn't last long as she keep on going on about herself. Surely past her self by date. Other employment is hard to pick up and home is far away. Overall a nice person inside not jaded. And yes, the bathroom is a treat and the flat is pristine.

[Gent123]

Shame you had a bad time.

I am sure I listed this broad as one of the low bar Brazilians.

She is definitely not a tranny - I met her once when she had all the curves and bubbly. Think she had some crisis then hit the gym really hard hence her 6-pack. She used to share her flat with other follow Brazilan WG's who were quite good and still are but located elsewhere now. The influx of EE workers has certainly taken the hit on the early birds of the game.

She has been in the same location now for about 5 yrs and if memory serves me right she owns it.

The last meet was crap and didn't last long as she keep on going on about herself. Surely past her self by date. Other employment is hard to pick up and home is far away. Overall a nice person inside not jaded. And yes, the bathroom is a treat and the flat is pristine.

You are probably right... but who goes for the flat / bathroom ? Then I just rent a hotel room for God`s sake... I went to have a good time...

[EnglishRebecca121]

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photoshop is amazing!

[pisceanuk]

Thats a criminal photo editing..

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photoshop is amazing!

[Jerboa]

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photoshop is amazing!

That can't be the same bird, unless it's a photo of her daughter. 

[Gent123]

Quite good photoshop...