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9 review(s) for Brooke_Deluxe (8 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Clattypats

https://www.adultwork.com/3336192
45 mins - £90
Done this as an advance booking through AW..Pretty good comms, texted on the day and was given the city centre hotel to go to..Got to the hotel  2 minutes before time booked and texted Brooke...waited and nothing back...Then phoned ,which got cut off..I then got a txt saying the previous punter Was late and could I wait till she had a shower..Fine with me.Pandered about till I got the ok 10 mins after the booking was meant to start.

Was then given the room number, and prob one of the worst hotels to get to the lifts to discreetly..

Got to the room and seen Brooke once inside..Good looking girl with a slim frame and huge tits..was offered shower which I accepted.(in and out in 2 mins)

Into the room,bit of Dfk then Brooke stripped off as did I..she got a vibrator out for me to use on her while she lay back on the bed,then I went down on her before she sucked my cock before moving onto 69..Bit of missionary next then she moved right to the edge of the bed for some doggy while she insisted on me grabbing her arse cheeks..

After this ,and prob about 30 mins in she took the condom off and started giving me oral..Told her I was a one pop guy,so wasn't gonna cum till time up..so back on with another condom..She lay back,for more mish...At this point I was thinking things were to mechanical, or on a schedule..Anyway finished off cumming over her tits, then she got cleaned up in the bathroom..

By time I came out the shower she was dressed to go for a duo in another room in the hotel..She said to me she loves duo's...

Nice girl (and I hummed and hawed between a pos and neutral)but is a neutral because ,when the booking started late I thought her mind was elsewhere during a good bit of my booking(prob on the duo)and I could sense it....If she maybe left more time between bookings in the first place then one punter being a bit late shouldn't effect my booking,and before anyone says it..My shower at the start and finish were even within the 45 mins I payed for.

Doubt I would see her again.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 03:28:33 AM by Clattypats »


9 review(s) found for Brooke_Deluxe linked to in above post (8 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline David1970

What's that noise I hear coming over the hill, its the horse hooves of the white knights led by Sir fluffy.

Offline Courtney

What's that noise I hear coming over the hill, its the horse hooves of the white knights led by Sir fluffy.

 :D
Great review Clattypants, it kinda confirms my gut feeling that both the Maisies and the Brookes are overrated.  :hi: :cool:

Offline pilgrim

I think this duo have peaked.  Ive said it before they get pimped and hyped up so much by their fluffy fan boys who write Mills & Boon novels.  Folk go into a punt expecting so much and if its not up to scratch the whole booking turns mediocre.

No doubt they will continue to tour Scotland and make their money but it would be nice to see them come and go without all the advertising and upcoming tour announcements their PR consultant seems to ram down our throats.  A few of their pals seem to be a bit wiser to the pestering tactics and are still getting repeat customers with glowing feedback.

I think this duo have peaked.  Ive said it before they get pimped and hyped up so much by their fluffy fan boys who write Mills & Boon novels.  Folk go into a punt expecting so much and if its not up to scratch the whole booking turns mediocre.

No doubt they will continue to tour Scotland and make their money but it would be nice to see them come and go without all the advertising and upcoming tour announcements their PR consultant seems to ram down our throats.  A few of their pals seem to be a bit wiser to the pestering tactics and are still getting repeat customers with glowing feedback.

Pilgrim enlighten us with any of your recents punts as your last fluffy review was over 8mths ago?

https://www.adultwork.com/3336192
45 mins - £90
Done this as an advance booking through AW..Pretty good comms, texted on the day and was given the city centre hotel to go to..Got to the hotel  2 minutes before time booked and texted Brooke...waited and nothing back...Then phoned ,which got cut off..I then got a txt saying the previous punter Was late and could I wait till she had a shower..Fine with me.Pandered about till I got the ok 10 mins after the booking was meant to start.

Was then given the room number, and prob one of the worst hotels to get to the lifts to discreetly..

Got to the room and seen Brooke once inside..Good looking girl with a slim frame and huge tits..was offered shower which I accepted.(in and out in 2 mins)

Into the room,bit of Dfk then Brooke stripped off as did I..she got a vibrator out for me to use on her while she lay back on the bed,then I went down on her before she sucked my cock before moving onto 69..Bit of missionary next then she moved right to the edge of the bed for some doggy while she insisted on me grabbing her arse cheeks..

After this ,and prob about 30 mins in she took the condom off and started giving me oral..Told her I was a one pop guy,so wasn't gonna cum till time up..so back on with another condom..She lay back,for more mish...At this point I was thinking things were to mechanical, or on a schedule..Anyway finished off cumming over her tits, then she got cleaned up in the bathroom..

By time I came out the shower she was dressed to go for a duo in another room in the hotel..She said to me she loves duo's...

Nice girl (and I hummed and hawed between a pos and neutral)but is a neutral because ,when the booking started late I thought her mind was elsewhere during a good bit of my booking(prob on the duo)and I could sense it....If she maybe left more time between bookings in the first place then one punter being a bit late shouldn't effect my booking,and before anyone says it..My shower at the start and finish were even within the 45 mins I payed for.

Doubt I would see her again.

Clatty I know the duo haven't been ideal for you ....but I've genuinley had a great time on each visit with both of them either seperatley or as a duo.

Who would you recomend or say is better that has a similar look to either Brooke or Maisie?


9 review(s) found for Brooke_Deluxe linked to in above post (8 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline Clattypats

Clatty I know the duo haven't been ideal for you ....but I've genuinley had a great time on each visit with both of them either seperatley or as a duo.

Who would you recomend or say is better that has a similar look to either Brooke or Maisie?
Lucy May has a kind of similar look to Maisie(bit more glam rock  :D) and is better in my opinion,although she is hard to get a hold of..

Noone I can think of I've seen that's similar to Brooke :unknown:

I know they float your boat Taz, and that's fair enough...Would be pretty boring if we all thought the same about every girl..I just feel( probably because of how many they see in a day)they are going through the motions a bit.

I've seen some girls I've reviewed on here, that blow them out the water. :bomb:

Maybe with Brooke if the punter before me wasn't late it might have been better,thats not my problem though.




Offline mavgoose

"".....I just feel (probably because of how many they see in a day) , they are going through the motions a bit. ....""

Mentioned too often by too many punters.

I've seen Maisie , once. Never been back. Although my punt was a positive.

It is all about opinions on here.
But yes , the constant advertising and threads being bumped prior to their arrival actually has the opposite effect on me.

Offline David1970

"".....I just feel (probably because of how many they see in a day) , they are going through the motions a bit. ....""

Mentioned too often by too many punters.

I've seen Maisie , once. Never been back. Although my punt was a positive.

It is all about opinions on here.
But yes , the constant advertising and threads being bumped prior to their arrival actually has the opposite effect on me.

There PR man on this site has made me not want to see them, I do not take his reviews of comments seriously.

Offline David1970

What's that noise I hear coming over the hill, its the horse hooves of the white knights led by Sir fluffy.

I see Sir Fluffy is defending the damsels reputation as expected.

I see Sir Fluffy is defending the damsels reputation as expected.

You are one unlucky bastard aren't you ..... 5 positives out of 14 reviews.... Maybe you need to stop your "sweetie wife and indirect bitching" and concentrate on your punts .... Or maybe it wasn't actually the girls that were that bad but it was your constant drivel and moaning that made your punt negative or neutral  :timeout: ....

Now let's stop this under hand bitching because I can be as fluffy as I like about anyone and your drivel isn't going to change that .....  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 11:09:06 PM by tazman1002001 »

Offline David1970

You are one unlucky bastard aren't you ..... 5 positives out of 14 reviews.... Maybe you need to stop your "sweetie wife and indirect bitching" and concentrate on your punts .... Or maybe it wasn't actually the girls that were that bad but it was your constant drivel and moaning that made your punt negative or neutral  :timeout: ....

Now let's stop this under hand bitching because I be as fluffy as I like about anyone and your drivel isn't going to change that .....  :thumbsup:
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My reviews
5 positive
4 neutral
5 negative

I would say very balanced reviews.

Not the PR man for any of them, promoting before, during and after there tour. Attacking anyone who dares question your belief they are wonderful. I wonder what your reaction would have been if anyone had done a Negitive review on any of the ladies your promote, not a neutral like this one.
You are the PR pimp.

You are one unlucky bastard aren't you ..... 5 positives out of 14 reviews.... Maybe you need to stop your "sweetie wife and indirect bitching" and concentrate on your punts .... Or maybe it wasn't actually the girls that were that bad but it was your constant drivel and moaning that made your punt negative or neutral  :timeout: ....

Now let's stop this under hand bitching because I be as fluffy as I like about anyone and your drivel isn't going to change that .....  :thumbsup:
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My reviews
5 positive
4 neutral
5 negative

I would say very balanced reviews.

Not the PR man for any of them, promoting before, during and after there tour. Attacking anyone who dares question your belief they are wonderful. I wonder what your reaction would have been if anyone had done a Negitive review on any of the ladies your promote, not a neutral like this one.
You are the PR pimp.

Sorry I didn't realise you were a wannabe ADMIN .... As I said why don't you concentrate on YOUR punts and stop your bitching ...... You bitching makes you sound a lot like one of our banned members from a couple of year ago....Coincidence ......  :hi:
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 11:16:43 PM by tazman1002001 »

Offline David1970

Standard PR reply, try and shift the blame.

Standard PR reply, try and shift the blame.

Oh did I touch a nerve...... Mmmm ...... Your one to watch and this fluffy is keeping his eye on you

It's you that seems to be upset about the review. Why?

Offline pilgrim

It seems we have our own fluffy sergi who is starting to get a bit repetitive with his admin comments.  A bit rattled when folk disagree with his fluffy blockbuster reviews for the girls he tends to tout.  Im glad to see a few of the girls  who have become wise to his pestering ways just patch him.  Well done.

Offline Firebird

It seems we have our own fluffy sergi who is starting to get a bit repetitive with his admin comments.  A bit rattled when folk disagree with his fluffy blockbuster reviews for the girls he tends to tout.  Im glad to see a few of the girls  who have become wise to his pestering ways just patch him.  Well done.

Are girls patching Tazz? Do tell...

It's you that seems to be upset about the review. Why?

Henry Hoover..... Clarify where I have been upset at the review please as I don't see that's anywhere?

I've been annoyed at some of the keyboard warriors but not at the actual review?

Are girls patching Tazz? Do tell...

Firebird you're such a gossip lover ......  :D

It seems we have our own fluffy sergi who is starting to get a bit repetitive with his admin comments.  A bit rattled when folk disagree with his fluffy blockbuster reviews for the girls he tends to tout.  Im glad to see a few of the girls  who have become wise to his pestering ways just patch him.  Well done.

Listen I'm glad your mum patched me she wasn't my type anyway, plus you must be her sergei if she has let you know she patched or maybe someone has been talking to the girls about the forum .....mmmm Pilgrim wonder who that could be.......naughty naughty for both you and your mum?

And again Pilgrim there is nothing but negativity from you...it seems like you've got an axe to grind and I'm not sure what your problem is with your sergei comments.

This is a review board and to share information now if that doesn't work for you and your keyboard Warriors then maybe YOU are in the wrong place?

Offline mr small

Been disappointed by a few of Taz's superstars, haven't put much faith in his reviews for a long time now.

Only three less than 'Fantastic' punts in three years - you can claim extensive research all you like Taz,  I think you set too low a standard.

 :hi:

Been disappointed by a few of Taz's superstars, haven't put much faith in his reviews for a long time now.

Only three less than 'Fantastic' punts in three years - you can claim extensive research all you like Taz,  I think you set too low a standard.

 :hi:

Mr small Im gutted you have no faith  :D :lol: ....... I do my reviews on my booking not what keyboard warriors want to hear ...... So I stick by my reviews but thanks for your useless feedback once again  :thumbsup:

Oh I'm glad but surprised that you had a positive review with Brooke .... Mmm maybe some of the girls we see are actually good but some other may not like them......strange that how people have different tastes eh?

Offline mr small

We accept that we all have different tastes and every punt will be different .........










Unless your name is TAZ n whch case they are all wonderful  :lol:


 :hi:





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