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9 review(s) for Lisa.23 (6 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline dld123

Went to see Lisa.23- https://www.adultwork.com/3758910 this evening and was pleasantly surprised.
 As we all know, attitude can make the punt and she has a very good one. Friendly on arrival, I was ushered to one of the smallest rooms I have ever seen. There is just enough room for the bed and about two feet more on one side, so no good for claustrophobics! I said that I was just there for 30 mins and she listed everything that was available which was pretty much everything except "licking and fingering". I was ok with this as I said I wanted one pop with her on top and then a second pop with OWO. I have learned now to get this straightened out at the beginning and she agreed that two pops in 30 mins was ok. Facially, she is just like her verified pic, her body is her real asset. She was wearing a small vest top and some lacey pink pants with suspender belts hanging down and I was looking at them when she stood in the two foot zone and took her top off to reveal the most amazing breasts. There is a pic on her profile showing her breasts but it most certainly does not do them justice. If I was to sit with a computer programme that designed breasts and used it to design my ultimate pair, then it would be them. Anyway, after obligatory wet wiping, she lays on top of me and starts some nice kissing, not DFK, but nice. I am by this time obsessed with those breasts and cant stop playing with them. She realises this and starts to slowly rub them in my face one at a time, stopping occasionally to allow me a good go on each responsive nipple. After a while, she moves down and reciprocates with some nipple licking, then moves down further and I get those wondrous globes around me. All the while I am caressing her and feeling how remarkably soft and smooth her skin is. She states 23 as her age and I would say this is correct. All this gorgeous breast activity has me going crazy and as she begins OWO, I am in heaven. I have to ask her to slow down as I felt ready to pop and she does. A short while later I think to myself that it`s probably best to crack on and ask her for some cowgirl. Needless to say, it doesn`t take long for me to pop with my now new two best friends in front of me and I am holding on to her wonderful smooth bum as I do.
Clean up time and a chat about her trip to Peru last year. Be prepared that her English is not perfect and I felt that if it were, she would be a chatterbox.
 I arrived with a pain on the left hand side of my back and asked if I could have a massage whilst we were in recovery time and wow, I`m glad I did. Possibly one of the best massages I have ever had, she was cavorting all over the place, twisting me and pulling me and at one point doing some sort of knee walk on the base of my back which was fantastic. It really felt like she knew what she was doing and although I was aware that this was taking up time. I was loving every second. I was enjoying it so much, I even stopped thinking about those lovely breasts! Just as I turned back over and was about to initiate round two, an alarm sounded on her tablet and I guess I knew the answer as I asked if that was time up and of course, it was. I was ok without the second pop, in fact, I was very happy with everything about tonight. She was friendly, chatty, attentive and she had those amazing breasts. She does share with two other girls who I heard but did not see. I believe one is Black Jasmine and the other, Crystal Black, who according to Lisa, both have nice breasts! Crikey! If she is recommending breasts, then I think I might be in that house a lot. Was very much a GFE and I would recommend her as such.  :thumbsup:

P.S. She really does have lovely breasts!


9 review(s) found for Lisa.23 linked to in above post (6 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Hydrant

Looks like a great VFM find, and fresh off the plane too (well, it's a very recent profile anyway). Used to live in Kenton for a short while two decades ago. May now revisit...
Banning reason: Pestering admin



Offline PLeisure

Nice review/ great find - cheers  :thumbsup:

Offline SamLP

Thanks for the review. If it's the same location I think it is, I've punted in that tiny room several times. She doesn't state kissing on her profile but you said you had some. Was it FK or lip kissing, and was that negotiated?

Offline mash

Thanks for review. Whats a sniffing gfe out of interest?

Offline mrhappypants

 :D Could you give a more detailed description of her breasts please? :wackogirl:

But seriously, could you give more detail of the broad location please?  Is it close to an underground station or major road?  Please include location in the title field of your review.

Congratulations on your successful TOFTT and many thanks for sharing it with us. :hi: :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 10:30:04 AM by mrhappypants »

Offline bestbefore

Thanks for the review. Very promising and great boobs!

Offline Steve2

Another good one locally by the sound of her> thanks for the review  :drinks:

Looks like this one is there too

https://www.adultwork.com/3420328 or https://www.adultwork.com/Fire%2E%2EAngelina%2E%2E
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 12:23:20 PM by Steve2 »

Offline SamLP

Another good one locally by the sound of her> thanks for the review  :drinks:

Looks like this one is there too

https://www.adultwork.com/3420328 or https://www.adultwork.com/Fire%2E%2EAngelina%2E%2E

I saw Angelina a while back when she was working in Alperton. Shit punt.

Offline Steve2

I saw Angelina a while back when she was working in Alperton. Shit punt.

Thanks Sam  :drinks:

Offline dld123

:D Could you give a more detailed description of her breasts please? :wackogirl:

But seriously, could you give more detail of the broad location please?  Is it close to an underground station or major road?  Please include location in the title field of your review.

Congratulations on your successful TOFTT and many thanks for sharing it with us. :hi: :thumbsup:

The place is equidistant between Queensbury and Kenton stations if you KEN what I mean!  ;)
As for the breasts, I think I was just taken aback by how firm, tanned, smooth and pert they were compared to the profile pic.  :blush:

Offline Romney

Thanks for the great review.  Did you notice any smoker's breath? If not, she's going on my HL immediately.

Offline Lovewomen

This is in my vicinity and definitely on top of my local, VFM and positively reviewed escorts. Thank you for the review!

Be aware, on the back of this review I called "Lisa" yesterday and arranged a meeting....on getting there the door was opened by a fat minger with big hooters... Conversation went like this: "where's  Lisa "?....."I'm Lisa "...."er, not this Lisa" shows photo....."oh, she's busy"..."I'm off".....bit of bait and switch going on

Offline Dulmenite

Isn't it always the same when there are more than two prossies in the same house ?  Which street is this place located on ? If I make a booking , and am given this location I will be well prepared to walk away . Thanks for the bait and switch info .

Offline aanimator

Are those breasts real, as I don't think you say in your review.

Offline LL

Be aware, on the back of this review I called "Lisa" yesterday and arranged a meeting....on getting there the door was opened by a fat minger with big hooters... Conversation went like this: "where's  Lisa "?....."I'm Lisa "...."er, not this Lisa" shows photo....."oh, she's busy"..."I'm off".....bit of bait and switch going on
Blimey what are the chances of two hookers named Lisa ending up working from the same address? ;) :lol:

Offline SamLP

Be aware, on the back of this review I called "Lisa" yesterday and arranged a meeting....on getting there the door was opened by a fat minger with big hooters... Conversation went like this: "where's  Lisa "?....."I'm Lisa "...."er, not this Lisa" shows photo....."oh, she's busy"..."I'm off".....bit of bait and switch going on

Was is this one by any chance? https://www.adultwork.com/3422490
It might also be worth writing your own review to warn punters.

Offline paul_b_1977

Thanks for the verification pic a useful to figure out how she looks in real life

Anyone been able to get hold of her? Hoping to book for tomorrow. Tried phoning and texting twice now - the dial tone suggests she is currently abroad? :dash:




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