External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyAvoid at all costs.
My first UK punt after taking the plunge in Prague. I was back and forth on writing a review since I didn't want to start off on a negative.
I randomly ended up in a stripclub one night in Leeds and having had a prolonged dry spell figured soddit, time to start paying for it. I hit up awork and found a lass, Foxxxy_Alexia, who bore a striking resemblance to one of the lasses at the stripclub who I rather liked. She was showing as available today so I shot her a text. Eventually got a response and after much trying to suck blood out a stone got a time and postcode. Awful comms, and from the phone call it was clear that English was going to be a barrier.
Not in the nicest area of Leeds and right on the main road.
When I got there, two lasses were working. Alarm bells started going off since I'd done careful research on what is and isn't legal. It was clear that only one of them could speak a word of English and most certainly was not the lass in the (face) photos. The other *might* have been the lass in the face photos, but she wasnt wearing any makeup and was at least twice the weight of the body shots. I reckon the (barely)English speaking lass was the one in the body shots.
They offered me a lesbian show, which I politely declined since the speaking lass was not the best looking (not that I said that, natch). And by not good looking I mean would have made by cock shrink back inside me.
Anyway me and unmade-up and hefty-most-definitely-not-the-lass-in-the-body-photos headed to a bedroom. She proceded to give the most unenthusiastic OW that I've ever thought possible and at that point I noticed a fair few bruises on her bod.
And then the kicker.
"Do you want condom for sex or without?"
Nope. Not happening. Picked up my clothes and left.
Out £100 and my pride.
