I was at the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump Nevada and they had a menu that had ever fookin variation you could think of and priced as table d'hote and a la carte. The only thing missing was wine recommendations.
I didn't go there to read. I said "How much for a BJ and sex?" got a straight answer and we were off. After she bathed my parts with anti-bac soap. Geee, try getting hard during that!
Covered BJ, mind you, but she put the condom on with her mouth. One cum. But a choice of a dozen prossies in a line up, 10 of which were more than just do-able.