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Offline Linc09

I leave for London for two trips almost back to back on Monday. I am intending to punt as much as possible (I'm going on my own). Can anybody recommend any people, places, parlours etc to assist my punting whilst down there. Any advice and recommendations are welcome.

Are there WG hotspots for instance? Any hidden gems?

I know Soho fairly well.

Thanks

Linc

If driving, stop off at J13/14 of the M1... Milton Keynes ;-) Or during the week hit House of Divine in Kensington (no, I am not a shareholder, company officer or agent)

The Bunny Lounge has a good rep... but beware their a la carte menu system

AFoAF

Offline Linc09

If driving, stop off at J13/14 of the M1... Milton Keynes ;-) Or during the week hit House of Divine in Kensington (no, I am not a shareholder, company officer or agent)

The Bunny Lounge has a good rep... but beware their a la carte menu system

AFoAF

Thanks AFoAF.

What do you mean by the a la carte menu system?

£10 extra for this, £10 extra for that.  Basic service is cheap BUT basic. YMMV... JRC likes the place, but the menu system puts me off.

AFoAF

Offline Linc09

£10 extra for this, £10 extra for that.  Basic service is cheap BUT basic. YMMV... JRC likes the place, but the menu system puts me off.

AFoAF

Ah, that explains it, thanks for elaborating.

Offline Marmalade

Menu systems remind me of Easyjet. Ok for a cheap quickie but totally lacking in class. There comes a point when the question becomes, how much to fuck off and go somewhere decent. Same for Sandys Superstars in Manchester. Is it a class act shag, or a performing monkey with accounting sheets on a frickin' clipboard??

Offline Linc09

Menu systems remind me of Easyjet. Ok for a cheap quickie but totally lacking in class. There comes a point when the question becomes, how much to fuck off and go somewhere decent. Same for Sandys Superstars in Manchester. Is it a class act shag, or a performing monkey with accounting sheets on a frickin' clipboard??

Marmalade, I must be a cheap sod as I quite like the menu board!

Online NIK

I dislike menus.  :mad:

This is one of the differences between massage and escorts service. A decent escort certainly shouldn't have a menu.
None of the girls in my top 20 (or even top 100!) did.

Offline Jacob

I dislike menus.  :mad:

Too true. I'm still annoyed, years later, about being asked for £10 to go down on a Prossie, I must have missed the plastic wallet stuck to the inside of the door with blu-tack. I think I posted this before but I declined, fucking cheek.  :dash:

I was at the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump Nevada and they had a menu that had ever fookin variation you could think of and priced as table d'hote and a la carte.  The only thing missing was wine recommendations.

I didn't go there to read.  I said "How much for a BJ and sex?" got a straight answer and we were off.  After she bathed my parts with anti-bac soap.  Geee, try getting hard during that!

Covered BJ, mind you, but she put the condom on with her mouth.  One cum. But a choice of a dozen prossies in a line up, 10 of which were more than just do-able.

afOaf

Offline Linc09

I was at the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump Nevada and they had a menu that had ever fookin variation you could think of and priced as table d'hote and a la carte.  The only thing missing was wine recommendations.

I didn't go there to read.  I said "How much for a BJ and sex?" got a straight answer and we were off.  After she bathed my parts with anti-bac soap.  Geee, try getting hard during that!

Covered BJ, mind you, but she put the condom on with her mouth.  One cum. But a choice of a dozen prossies in a line up, 10 of which were more than just do-able.


Sounds clinical but efficient. What was the prices like?
afOaf




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