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Author Topic: Punting Poem of the day  (Read 777 times)

Tony Montana

I think its the one year anniversary of having a very disappointing no-show.  So as she didn't turn up, I had some time on my hands and wrote this.



It  seems a while since you made me smile

You’ve made me curse you’ve made me swear
Gnash my teeth and pull out my hair
It makes me frown, it makes me sad
To think of the fun we could’ve had
I pace the floor and climb the walls
Eagerly waiting for your calls
But the clock shows now its after ten,
I realise its a no-show again
I won’t warm to your mischievous grin
I won’t caress your sublime skin
Won’t cup your boobs and suck your nips
Can’t kiss your soft seductive lips
I won’t feel my cock licked by your tongue
Or use my teeth to remove your thong
Won’t hold you tight and squeeze your bum
Go between your legs to make you cum
I won’t kiss your back all down your spine
Stick my tongue where the sun don’t shine
Can’t watch you ride me with savage grace
Coz you’re not here, there’s not a trace
Cant look across, as you just say “Hi”
Coz again you’ve left me high and dry
Snubbed and ignored it’s such an ordeal
What’s the opposite of LOL? That’s how I feel

And it seems a while since you made me smile...

Offline Whore Of Babylon

That's beautiful Lex.
I laughed, cried and came.  :cry:

Offline Uglybugball

I think its the one year anniversary of having a very disappointing no-show.  So as she didn't turn up, I had some time on my hands and wrote this.



It  seems a while since you made me smile

You’ve made me curse you’ve made me swear
Gnash my teeth and pull out my hair
It makes me frown, it makes me sad
To think of the fun we could’ve had
I pace the floor and climb the walls
Eagerly waiting for your calls
But the clock shows now its after ten,
I realise its a no-show again
I won’t warm to your mischievous grin
I won’t caress your sublime skin
Won’t cup your boobs and suck your nips
Can’t kiss your soft seductive lips
I won’t feel my cock licked by your tongue
Or use my teeth to remove your thong
Won’t hold you tight and squeeze your bum
Go between your legs to make you cum
I won’t kiss your back all down your spine
Stick my tongue where the sun don’t shine
Can’t watch you ride me with savage grace
Coz you’re not here, there’s not a trace
Cant look across, as you just say “Hi”
Coz again you’ve left me high and dry
Snubbed and ignored it’s such an ordeal
What’s the opposite of LOL? That’s how I feel

And it seems a while since you made me smile...

 :D

Sympathy for Lex.

I read a little ditty from Lex,
Who did well to hide his vex,
A no show from a punt well planned,
No future bookings, she’s been canned.

What will Lex do now,
Count to ten, recite how now brown cow,
No,  he’s made of sterner stuff,
Buy a new shirt, iron the cuff.
Pick up the phone, ring the next one,
Plenty of nice escorts,  VFM for a ton.

With his technique and good feedback,
He’ll no doubt get back on track,
There’s Louise, Rebecca and WOB,
Hey, what you waiting for, try all three,
If I’ve missed anyone send a text,
If they're no shows, you’ll be next.

As a fellow punter who can sympathise,
I hear your hurt and your cries,
A no show is a pain and a waste of time,
I’m running out of words to rhyme.
So ‘ill end this ode with the no more said,
And wish you well, i’m off the bed.

Tony Montana

:D

Sympathy for Lex.



Ha ha thats brilliant Uglybug,  It just shows, us punters are a load of old romantics  :D

Offline Ali Katt

Mine isn't in the same league, but hopefully someone will like it:

He drove a Ford Escort,
He chose the only escort he could afford,
It was an outcall so he paid for travel and board,
When she came to the door, he heard a voice like gravel and her face looked bored,
So instead of letting his plans unravel he booked another whore.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2013, 06:35:17 PM by Ali Katt »

All too good for me. Here's my contribution.
Roses are red
Pigs tails are twisted
Brace yourself love
You're about to get fisted.

All too good for me. Here's my contribution.
Roses are red
Pigs tails are twisted
Brace yourself love
You're about to get fisted.

Isn't that Australian foreplay?!?!!

Tony Montana

All too good for me. Here's my contribution.
Roses are red
Pigs tails are twisted
Brace yourself love
You're about to get fisted.

Or if you prefer a little more romance...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van


Roses are red,
My poem is shit,
Please will you let me,
Spunk on your tits

 :kissgirl:


Offline seeker

Roses are red
Now heres the thing
Ive got the cash
And the punter is  king.


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